Now that I have your attention - I will vent profusely (please skip this post if you are so inclined!)
I have HAD IT with coming home to a disastrous kitchen - I will not longer take it anymore. I am hungry and tired when I get home and I want to prepare a nice healthy core dinner - I want to start cooking NOT CLEANING UP AFTER MY DISGUSTING CHILDREN WHO CAN BARELY PUT A PLATE IN THE DISHWASHER LET ALONE CLEAN UP AFTER THEMSELVES!!!
We are not talking 2 yr olds here - we are talking a healthy capable 14 and 19 yr old! I can just feel my blood boiling!
Called home at 4 pm - spoke w/both kids - ds was going to work tonight so asked dd to unload/reload dishwasher and ensure kitchen was presentable (we're not talking washing floors here). She agreed - but when I got home at 5:30 and saw that NOTHING HAD BEEN DONE - I WENT BERSERK! (yes the 7 yr old went running upstairs!)
Says she doesn't want to do it! Well ya - I don't want to drive you to dance class, and I don't want to get you the shampoo and conditioner and $15 razor blades you asked for, and I don't want to buy you new clothes!
So the Internet has been DISCONNECTED until further notice and I also called ds at work and left him a voice message on his cell phone - advising him that when he gets home he and his sister better make up a weekly schedule amongst themselves for ensure the KITCHEN is in order before I get home!
Of course everyone is pleading innocent - "it's not my mess - I didn't do it" - like I REALLY CARE! I'm telling you it ain't going be pretty tonight (guess i'm still pmsing huh?)
I was so hungry and not cooking dinner cuz I refused to go downstairs - finally went down and had a bagel w/egg salad, sliced tomato, cucumber and CHOCOLATE milk - a real binge right?

I was going to top it off with a chocolate sandwich skinny cow - BUT GUESS WHAT - DD ATE THAT TOO - YES SHE FINISHED OFF THE WHOLE SIX PACK OF SKINNY COW ICE CREAM IN 2 DAYS! ....did you think of maybe leaving just ONE for me????? (I had to have a sf/ff fudge bar instead).
I have now come upstairs (yes my internet is obviously back on) and staying out of the kitchen cuz I am afraid of inhaling everything in sight! Can't wait til ds gets home - cuz he will go BERSERK when I tell him internet is off.
They both whine and cry that they need it for school - YA WELL TOUGH LUCK KIDDOS - DO WHAT LESS FORTUNATE KIDS DO AND GO TO THE LIBRARY OR SCHOOL OR SOMETHING TO DO YOUR WORK - no sob stories here! Fail if you must - or even as I told dd - tell your teacher to call me and I'll let him know why you have no computer privileges! Ya right!
Okay I think I"m done now!
Sandra - so when's the big party?
Patti - sounds like you did not do too badly? Tomorrow is a new day!
Kathy - thanks for the birthday sticky - I guess we can add to it as required!
Time to call the cruiseline and bug them some more (so sandra can enjoy my adventures

) I'm in such a pissy mood that I will coerce them into giving me a cabin!
Stay tuned!
Frouf on the Warpath!
