Checklist for the De-Fattening April 3, 2012
Only possess ONE chin
Knees that don’t rub together when I walk
Thighs that don’t rub together when I walk
No flightless wings
Wrists and fingers that will support regular jewellery
Buy jeans from The Gap/Warehouse One
Eyes that are not smooshed in by fat
Ass that doesn’t fly around when I’m on top
Belly that doesn’t fly around when I’m on the bottom
Non-fat lady bits.
288 - First 10 lbs! Cute Jacket DONE! 03/19/12
273 - 25 lbs down! - New Hair! DONE! 03/27/12
270 - 100lbs to go - New mp3 player! DONE! 04/01/12 (haven’t purchased it yet)
248 - 50 lbs lost!! Put an extra $100 towards summer plans! DONE! 04/26/12
233 - lowest weight as an adult EVER!!
223 - 75 lbs lost!! New (GOOD) Runners!
199 - ONEDERLAND!!!
198 - 100 lbs gone!!! Night out on the town (complete with new dress)!
189 - Summer Goal (For 08/09/12, exactly 5 months from my official start date). CALIFORNIA, HERE WE COME!!!
180 - Sexy Swimsuit!
173 - 125 lbs gone! Take dance classes!
170 - GOAL!! WEEP FOR FUCKING JOY!!!!