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2/28/2009:

Waist: 47″

Hips: 56 1/2″

Chest: 47″

Bust: 49″

Upper Arm: 19 1/2″

Thigh: 29″

Calf: 20 1/2″

Ankle: 12 1/2″

Wrist: 7 1/2″

Ring Size: 11

Pant Size: 22/24

Top Size: 2X/3X

Shoes Size: 11 1/2