"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you
still want to be together and you talk more.
My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss"
Emily - age 8
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"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents
and listen."
There was an Asian lady married to an English
gentleman and they lived in London.The poor lady was
not very proficient in English, but managed to
communicate
with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she
had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy
pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her
request,and in desperation, she lifted up her skirt
to showed her highs. The butcher got the message and
the lady went home with pork legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts.
Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she
unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher what she
wanted.The lady got what she wanted.
The third day, the poor lady needed to buy some
sausages.
So she took her husband to the store..............
what did she do?
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What were you thinking? ?
HellOOOOOOOOOOOO........................!!!!,
Her husband speaks English...
Now get back work......
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away!
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When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people, like me, who
just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not
dried out. Give this a try.
BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN
6-7 lb. chicken
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good.)
1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHERS LOW FAT) Salt/pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt,
and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan
with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping
sounds.
When the chicken's *** blows the oven door open and the chicken flies
across the room, it is done
LIFE IS LIKE A DOUGHNUT: YOU'RE EITHER IN THE DOUGH OR IN THE HOLE
>Eleven people were hanging onto a rope under a helicopter, 10 men and
>one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they
>decided that one had to drop off, otherwise they all were going to
>fall. They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made
>a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of
>the rope, because as a woman she was used to giving up everything for
>her husband and kids and for men in general without ever getting
>anything in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men applauded.
Not "funny", but thought you'd appreciate this list!
