my guess is cause you're hawt and he wants something nice to look at while he chucks a tanty
and now for a tanty of my own:
AARRGGHHHRRRARAAAARRRPPPHHHHHFFFTTTTTT.
I've lost 1/2 a cm to 3cm
everywhere, including my boobs (especially my boobs

), except my waist. This isn't fair. I've actually gained a cm or two there!! I'm trying to convince myself that I'm measuring differently than i was last time, but it just isn't working!
My tummy really, truly hates me and wants me to fail and go eat some cake.
(phew. There, I feel better already!)