That's not the topic, Gary. Now,
SIT DOWN!!!!
So anyhow, two days ago at work our computers were being a total PITA!! Uncle Buck gets on the company radio complaining about his.

I got on and told him that I'd take care of his computer by putting it under my duelies.

The next morning he tells me that, at first, he thought I was talking about splaying "the girls" out on his computer for him.

Took him a couple of minutes to realize I was talking 'bout the tires of my truck.

The other shovel operators and I have been razing him ever since. He's retiring next week and I want to get him a shirt that says "Hey baby, Show Me Your Duelies!"
Anyhow, now I have a new nickname for my bra filler.