THREADKILLER---The X Generation

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  • Ohhhhhhhh! You have my sympathies darling. You better have a double, tall when you get done with that.
  • Ruthie, yuckers, poor you. Hope you have a whole row of treats lined up, you deserve them after that!
  • Well, the worst is over and wasn't all that bad. Did not do the egg white thing. My sister is taking me out to lunch after the "event" tomorrow if I feel OK.

    Right now I am going to have a gin and tonic - clear liquids, right? Maybe after that I'll realize which team I'm on and direct my remarks and quotes accordingly.
  • That reminds me I have a little a little kit in my bathroom waiting for me to provide a sample. And then I put it in an envelope and mail it to the lab. I didn't think I would ever live long enough to send Poop
  • That reminds me I have a kit in the bathroom waiting for me to provide a sample which I will mail to the lab. I didn't think I would live long enough that I would be sending poop through the mail. Yuck!
  • Actually, one sample would suffice.
  • Naw, one stool sample is one too many.
  • Operator, I agree. also, once will be enough. I do want to remind the boys that ya gotta be tuff to be a girl!!
  • Quote: Yep, the best looking girls of any age can be found right here at Threadkiller!
    At least there is something we all agree on!

    Quote: "Self-praise is no recommendation...."

    Dickens
    "Pat yourself on the back every chance you get...no one else is gonna do it".... EZ

    Quote: "If I had to choose between humility and modesty, I'd choose neither."

    J. Edgar Hoover
    They just love to brag don't they BILL!

    Quote: Actually I'm sipping Colyte to prep for a routine colonoscopy tomorrow so enough talking about blasting and blowing up!
    Isn't that just the most special of times

    Quote: That reminds me I have a little a little kit in my bathroom waiting for me to provide a sample. And then I put it in an envelope and mail it to the lab. I didn't think I would ever live long enough to send Poop
    Another reason I tip my mail-lady well each year

    Quote: Actually, one sample would suffice.
    I agree Billl....stepping in it once is enough.
  • I am a BUNKO widow tonight....

    Angie has skipped the last 2 months of BUNKO with the girls to teach her yoga classes at church on that Wednesday each month....tonight she goes back to BUNKO...

    being a bachelor is really not that bad...

    "hey babe....what am I having for dinner?"....babe....BABE...ANG!!!!!
  • Gary open a bottle of Corona and you will be just fine .
  • I guess for dinner your just gonna have to eat your left foot.
  • Quote: Gary open a bottle of Corona and you will be just fine .
    Thanks BARGOO...that will help ease the pain!

    Quote: I guess for dinner your just gonna have to eat your left foot.
    I think that's what I love about you best Miss TNT....your compassion...
  • You go running around telling people I'm compassionate you'll wind up with my right foot up your.........Nevermind.
  • Quote: You go running around telling people I'm compassionate you'll wind up with my right foot up your.........Nevermind.
    I'm confused is that a threat or are you hittin' on me again?