[BillBlueEyes]

Good grief, do I have to keep repeating myself?

The topic is snow shovels.

There are some who are jealous of those that have them.

And, SIZE MATTERS.

Please stick to the topic.

[EZMONEY]

That's what I thought Bill...but I seem to have been shot down.

[JuliaDH]

To please Bill
I found a picture of him to share with Y'ALL.

http://www.imageenvision.com/stock_c..._shoveling_poo

[bargoo]

Obviously an imposter, if you notice the farmer has two ears .

Originally Posted by EZMONEY

Please explain topic as I need to shower after a long day at work

I thought I smelled something funky.

[BillBlueEyes]

Originally Posted by bargoo

Obviously an impostor, if you notice the farmer has two ears .

And no beard.

But he does, sort of, capture the essence of this thread.

Yeah, but that doesn't explain Thyme. You are still under suspicion.

[dutchgirl]

And Bill, as every woman can tell you, size doesn't matter, it's what you accomplish with the tools you have that matters.

[EZMONEY]

I can't find my tools.

Peeyew. Dude, you need to find the soap first.

And, Bill, it's not the size of your "tool" that matters, it's the size of your credit limit.

[BillBlueEyes]

Originally Posted by Thyme

I'm a little confused... would anyone care to explain the point of this thread?

Thyme

This thread is staffed by a group of people joined together for the sole purpose of practicing how to obey rules; you will kindly observe them also:

1) Stick to the topic.

2) Show respect for your elders.

3) Deal with anger issues somewhere else; TNT works best.

4) Diet if you must, just don't talk about it here.

5) Say nothing that would seem untoward to Victorian gentlemen.

6) Bash not the local males for they are sensitive and their feeling are easily hurt.

[Some of us are doing better than others.]

[Thyme]

Thanks for the flashing rainbow welcome Bill

I'd imagine the local males are rather out numbered, poor little bunnies! I wouldn't want to be so cruel as to bash them, their petals might get smooshed!

So about this snow shovel "topic" anyone care to explain why you don't get a snow spade?

[dutchgirl]

Thyme, Welcome!

The only advise I can give you is to completely disregard anything the men have to say (particularly Bill). They are complete masochists who love the regular bashings they get here. At least they keep coming back for more of the same.
Issues like snowshovels appear out of nowhere here and really have no bearing on anything relevant.
Nothing is actually relevant here.
So bring your own flavour of madness and join the party

[mrsaugie]

good morning everyone. time to get going.