If she's like other folks I've chatted with from Amsterdam and that area of the world, she really don't much care what you do in private. I, however, am stuck in Utah, so I must report you and have you arrested for it. State law requires that I pry into your business. It's got to be some kind of perversion. If not, we'll get the law changed so that it is.

Are you being a ****** basher here Miss TNT?

What? A scratch basher!! Nope, too many letters. An oldie basher? Nope, too few letters. A Utah basher? Well, probably since I HATE UTAH!! But still, not enough letters. Just what are you accusing of(and poorly I might add).

Quite right, I don't suffer from too many hang-ups.
Do whatever you want as long as you don't hurt anyone else.

My avatar reflects how young I feel, unfortunately chronology tells a different story.

I don't know if I'm old or not, but, one thing I do know....

I still look good!!!

Yes, Operator... us good looking gals stick together, if not only on this thread. LOL!

Yep, the best looking girls of any age can be found right here at Threadkiller!

"If I had to choose between humility and modesty, I'd choose neither."

J. Edgar Hoover

"Self-praise is no recommendation...."

Dickens

Operator, help me here, are we being accused of not being humble or modest ? And am I reading this right ? Another female suggesting that we are guilty of self praise ? Tell me it ain't so !!

No, Bargoo, I think what he is saying is that HE is neither humble or modest, which is a redundant remark.

I was being freaking modest and humble!

I'm actually hotter than a $2 pistol, one of the most brilliant people I know(IRL, present company excluded, 'cept Bill and Gary), faster than a speeding bullet and don't waste energy leaping tall buildings when I can simply pick them up and set them out of my way.

And, don't forget, I blow s**t up for a living(for now)!!!

Actually I'm sipping Colyte to prep for a routine colonoscopy tomorrow so enough talking about blasting and blowing up!