I want to beat my friends to death sometimes. Making fun of yon larger people "Fatimpediment" instead of "Speech impediment"...who'da thunk. And screw me for laughing along a small bit, though I did say one thing. "You do realize that I am fat, right?"
Cue excuses! "Oh, I never notice!" "You carry your weight well" "You arent like those OTHER fatties, at least you try!"
Yeah, yeah. Pfft.
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