Hi buddies! It's so cold - I haven't been out of the house in a couple weeks. Brrr! Thank you for the birthday wishes. I had a nice time staying in and enjoying a big bunch of flowers BB gave me. Imagine tulips and lilies and a couple perfect roses and it's -20 degrees outside. Made me count my blessings!
What gender is it?
ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always
see right through them.
SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a
wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging
out.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons
are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are
pushed.
TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to
light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.

SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.
SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick up so many
people.

HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000
years,but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought we'd say Male. But consider
it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't
always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.