Oh I am in the foulest of moods. I decided to colour my hair about an hour ago. So I puts the colour on, it needs 30 minutes to develop, so after that time I goes upstairs to rinse it out and found there was no fecking hot water. The big fella had been in the bath and emptied every last drop out of the tank. I was leant on the bath trying to rinse my hair in freezing cold water and all I could see out of the corner of my eye was his boxer shorts his shorts and some top he had left on the floor and a heap of wet towels. Oh I was shouting at him from the bathroom, and I got the coldest head and then I heard the fecker sing back to me that song from the film Annie its a hard luck life. Ohhhhhhhhh I shouted I was cancelling his gym not feeding him ever again and loads of terrible threats. None of which have him quaking in his boots.
I am calming down as I am typing and almost smiling to myself. I look as if they have cut the head off Worzel Gummidge and put it on my body.
Rant over.
Hope you are all well.
Lovely to see you all.
Chris I was born in England and have always lived here. I always get over there at every opportunity. My mother is English though. I've just always felt Irish.
SWC thanks for your kind words. My hubby is an Englishman, he is greying now but when I first met him his hair was black and his eyes are dark brown even those have faded a bit since he has got older he is 49 seven years older than myself.
When I was pregnant the first time I thought I know I will have a child that is very pale and has that look of an apple. Anway when my Conor appeared he was so dark and handsome I said thank you god. At that time my hubby and I were living in a flat. There was a young chap who lived downstairs, very handsome mixed race lad. Anway he says Michele your baby is so dark is he mine!!! I said possibly did you sneak in one night whilst the door was unlocked. Then I got pregnant a second time and had another dark handsome son. Lovely boys but complete feckers sometimes.
Right I am wittering I think its my cold head its sent me funny.
Forgot to say peacock - I'm sure you'll find something. All those towns you mentioned are lovely places, is there anything stopping you from moving there? I love York, and it's cheaper than down in the smoke!
Well I rode to class, wasting some time in Tesco on the way. I watched the advanced guys make fools of themselves (there were only 3 guys there) then waited for 15 minutes for anyone to turn up for my class, no-body did so I rode home again. Mildy annoying since the round trip is 40 miles for me and I went out there specially and didn't even train beforehand.
Miche- God don't you hate that when the water is cold. Mind you a cool rinse gives more shine to the hair but you don't want it cold all the time. You will get your reward if your demons ever leave home (they will sometime, won't they???) and share with other selfish guys. Mind you , they are probably not daft and will shack up with some daft girl!!!!
2frus- I love London! I cannot leave! All myfriends are here and all the things I love!. I could not possibly move 'oop north!" A southerner I will stay!!!! Next you will be suggesting I move to France
....Car alarm woke us up at 4am, plus dog barking like mad, looked through window to see broken glass everywhere and the car door open, nobody in sight though they had legged it. Luckily without the car stereo! So annoying though, waiting around all day for window repair and £60 to pay for it......I hope the dear little chavs have a wonderful weekend!!!!
This incident will not make me eat choc feast lollies that are in the freezer!!!
I've been the greediest girl all day. Came home and took to my bed.
I feel full and sick still. Mind you I did feel a bit queasy even before I started the foodfest.
Tupperware sorry to hear about the car, one feast is fine but the way I am today I would eat the box.
Michele-you gimmie too much jokes bout da mixed race lad.lol How did the colour take to your hair anyways? Did it come out how you wanted?
2fus sorry to hear bout noone turning up for your class how cheeky is dat? when u didnt even wanna go, u mite aswell have stay home too.
Tupperwarequeen-i get so angry at people who take things that arent theirs, it's not even them breaking into the car that hurts it's more of the fact that they feel they have the right to violate your property, something you have worked hard and bought. Shhheezzee theives make me so mad, they just wasted your time too. Sorry bout dat. Hope all is well now. You def aint gonna let them break your car window and make you spoil your haelthy way of eating too so stay away from those choc feast lollies!!
SWC hope your well. My hair is okish its kind of honey coloured. I think I have mentioned before that I felt I was morphing into Barbara Windsor since my hair had got too blonde and I am so short.
I have done the Ebay thing for the very first time today and bought a dress for a wedding that I am going to in October. It's a brand new Karen Millen gold coloured dress. Its kind of empire line with a seam under the bust with a very small bow tie bow, a square neck and kind of puffed sleeves. I got a size 12 and I hope it fits. I am size 10/12 on the bottom no hips and skinny legs but I have bosoms. I paid £60.00 for it its brand new with the tags on. Its £120.00 in the shops. I got so confused doing the EBay thing and I am still in a bit of a fluster over it all.
Anway I am out tonight with the girlies for quiet drink (as if) its an awful evening out raining so my sodding hair will go curly if I'm not careful.
Hi Everyone Glad to see that you are all still here Hi Brit, Peacock and Frus long time no see I need your help desperately! I've never weighed so much in my life Michelle you look fabulous what plan are you following? I've been saying for weeks that i'll start on monday but you know how it goes I'm looking forward to catching up with you all
Never mind the weight gain , you will get back into it.
Talking of reading messages from ages ago - I looked the other day and there was a couple from people and I hadn't seen them from a few years ago! Ulp!
Oh I feel dog rough. Drank too much vodka last night. Got home safely but without my cardi. God above only knows what I've done with that.
Welcome back Cat. I didn't follow any plan as such I just kind of copped on and stopped my continual visits to the fridge and starting exercising. It took me about two years to get rid of that weight I'm a right old plodder.
I met my father for a drink today. Just a couple of diet cokes but I felt so rough I had to come come ate a quorn steak in french stick with salad and then a coconut macaroon.
Enjoy the rest of your Sunday everyone I think I shall take to my bed for a while whilst the boys are out.
A southerner I will stay!!!! Next you will be suggesting I move to France
Glad to see that you are all still here 
Hi Brit, Peacock and Frus 
long time no see 
I need your help desperately! I've never weighed so much in my life 
Michelle you look fabulous 
what plan are you following? I've been saying for weeks that i'll start on monday 
but you know how it goes 
I'm looking forward to catching up with you all 
back my woman.....
and 
and watch what you eat, you've always done SO well before....we're all still here for you...
Welcome back Cat. 
