[Ruthxxx]

YOU - remember you are in the hospitality business and quit crabbing about riff-raff showing up for karaoke nights. They spent money, didn't they?

[Karen68]

you--stop telling me how much you ate all week and that you must of gained all kinds of weight. Then when we weigh in you've lost 2 lbs and you pretend to be surprised. then you give the rest of the group all kinds of advice on eating habits...please!! grrrrrrrrr

[phantastica]

You - it sucks that you are celebrating Easter just three miles away from us and you don't invite us. I'm your daughter - it should be a birthright to see my parent on a holiday.

You - I promise you that wherever I am, you are always welcome. Especially on holidays (see above).

[jules1216]

You---you need to sit down and hush so that the rest of us can do our jobs--you have a pile of work on your desk that needs to be done before you leave for vacation in less than four days and once again you are just flitting and floating and non-stop talking so that someone will have to do the job you are being paid to do!!

[junebug41]

You- I am so sorry. You were standing there in the middle of the airport terminal on crutches looking stressed out about something. I was walking by and your face softened and you smiled at me like you were relieved to see me. And I didn't even know you. The first thing that crossed my mind was, "Yeah, right" and I shot you the dirtiest look. Please believe me when I say that I do not behave like that normally- that I am normally very approachable. I tried to find you later to apologize and explain that I had to pee so bad , was rushing to the potty and was anxious about my trip, but you disappeared.

[Is that really me]

YOU - Please, if you want to chat endlessly about how you are not feeling well do so at a reasonable hour. 9pm at night is no good for me; you know I'm up at 5am every weekday. Your schedule is all about you. You need some distraction from yourself. Stop over analyzing every freakin' little twitch and twinge that your body has. Sometimes you just have to get on w/it; you will find the answer but stop obessessing so much.

YOU - why don't you ever call me? or e-mail me? or are you even still my friend? I've reached out so many times only to be forgotten. Like water off a ducks back I let stuff you did roll away. Now I believe you have completely forgotten about me and it makes me sad.

YOU - get your act together and bust a move looking for another job. It will not come a knockin' on your door. If you don't like your situation, stop rejecting other's advice, step up to the plate and do something!!!

YOU - PLEASE STOP WHINING!! I SIMPLY CAN'T HEAR YOU WHEN YOU WHINE!!!

YOU - are the best most wonderful dog in the whole wide world!!!!

Wow, that was great. Anyone got a cigarette?

Jo

[aphil]

You, you, you, you and you, too (multiple offenders): A lawn ornament is supposed to "accent" your lawn or garden, and create a nice focal point. You don't need 2 birdbaths, a peeing statue, 3 gazing balls, a birdfeeder, 2 garden flags, 2 deer, 18 or so stepping stones, a frog, a handful of gnomes, and Snow White with all of the 7 dwarves...it looks like you are having a yard sale!

You: It is now APRIL, and your Christmas decorations are still up! Take them down, please!

You: If you are going to spend hundreds of dollars for concrete retaining wall bricks-at least spend $8 on a book to learn how to properly install them. Those are going to be falling over in a month, and it looks like my 5 year old played LEGOS in your front yard.


Sorry-springtime yardwork in our neighborhood has gotten to me...

[lady hawke]

You....have my heart. Treasure it.

[junebug41]

YOU- Are a spineless, bald, weenie who escaped to the world of academia because you wore out your welcome in the business world. You have all of those pictures on your office wall of you with various celebrities, but you are still ALONE and it's obvious why. This is not about you. It's about a remarkable opportunity I have that I will not be able to take because you will not let me take my final 4 days early. That is SO STUPID.
Don't you worry. The dean will be in touch.

[srmb60]

YOU are pretty negative.

[ennay]

You - I am sorry I hurt your feelings, I really am. (Note to self - NO sense of humor on that topic)

[browneyedgirl77]

You- stop trying to feed me food that I don't want to eat and stop bringing home oreo cookies and cheese popcorn.
You and you- pick up your rubbish the floor is not a trash can!!!!
You- listen to me the first time I'm tired of repeating myself.
You- stop looking at me like you don't understand me.
You- stop thinking that I'm ignorant and uneducated because of what I look like. I'm not an illegal immigrant. I'm Hawaiian and Portuguese.=Incident at the grocery store. =

[alinnell]

Why did YOU think that suicide would solve your problem? It didn't. The problem is now spread among all those who loved you and is in the minds of all those who went to school with you. I hope they don't follow the same route--you know how willing teens are to follow rather than lead.

[Sheena696]

YOU- You were never a best friend to me..Best friends don't call you a fat @ss and then tell you not to lose too much weight because you don't want them to look better than you.

[EZMONEY]

You ~ you &&^%$(**#$ Why Did You Kill 33 Innocent People! Why!