You: English is your mother tongue, yet you don't know how to use apostrophes correctly. It's particularly annoying when you complain about all the people whose mother tongue is not English, even though they know basic grammar better than you do.
You - quit referring to my colleague and me as "big girls". Just because you're very short doesn't make us big, it makes us taller than you!!! If you wish to compare waist measurements to see which of us is truly big, BRING IT!!
You (same you!) - I am so hurt you did nothing to discipline the colleague who bullied me for a year, before quitting of her own accord. You prioritised your friendship with her over your responsibilities as manager, and I've had no closure. And when said bully calls you to say hi, please note - I don't give a flying ... how she's doing!!!! How can you not have noticed what I went through!!
You - I'm sorry to burst your arrogant little bubble, but you are nowhere near as smart or learned as you think! Just because you shout over the top of me, or use aggression to make a point, doesn't actually make you right.. wow, who knew?!!
You - how dare you call me a "femi****" for getting angry at what most educated people would find offensive? Just because you've conformed to what society expects a man to be, doesn't make me uptight!!
You - could'ja please not sms me late at night/early in the morning/throughout the day to narrate the minutae of your day, i.e, you just went for a walk/bought some effing milk/ getting ready for bed?? If I cared about that stuff I'd watch Big Brother!!
You - I find it frustrating how naive you can be, despite the fact you're a couple of decades older than me. This turns me off conversing with you, as you miss my point most of the time, and I get so frustrated, and I'm not really that terrible!
You (dear Lord, there are a lot you) - NO I HAVEN'T auditioned for Australian Idol because I don't think it's a solid basis for a real career in music!! Why the heck do all of you think, because you watch the program, that you are some kind of career advisor, and know exactly the path I should be taking!! No, it's not a foot in the door; no, you don't get that many opportunities after participating in it; no, nobody important to a real career gives a crap if you were in it, in fact it turns them off!!!; Just because I watch Scrubs or Boston Legal, doesn't mean I can now go and tell budding doctors/lawyers what's good for them, now does it?? Please don't ask me year after year or I will do something I regret!!
You - quit yelling, cussing and trying to push me around only to apologize for the behavior later. An apology does not excuse the aggression. Also you are the one who bailed on our group months ago leaving me to do ALL of the work which took 30 hours beyond my usual work week. You do not have the right to come back now and act like you are in charge and have never been gone.
You are miserable and you want everybody around you to be miserable with you. You always claiming to be the victim. You think everyone is against you and blaming others for your wrongdoings. You need to stop it with your pity party and realize that you are your own downfall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You, you, and you - don't ask me to lend you significant amounts of money. When I was in your position, I worked a second job to afford things (AND I was raising a child on my own).
You - I don't know what to think of you.
You - Your judgmental manner wrecked it for me, that's why I quit.
YOU - Stop saying what I'm wearing is "slimming". I don't wear "slimming" clothes, I wear really unforgiving clothes. Has it occured to you the fact that I've LOST WEIGHT is slimming??!!!
