you- stop apologizing. we can be sounding boards for each other,it's okay really.
i like you. a lot. i'm happy to have made a friend and i do not mind listening...
you- stop crying/puking/using drugs/talking to people on the phone while you are at work! You should have been fired months ago, and you are a disgusting mess and I don't feel sorry for you because you do it to yourself. ps... showing off your track marks is NOT okay in a professional environment. UGH!
You - are such an amazing daughter. When I grow up, I want to be like YOU!
You - better stop smacking me in my head at 4AM, and then hiding under the bed so I can't get my lick back or I'm gonna give you to the crazy cat lady down the street!
You - scare me with your new moustache growing in and girls calling you all the time cause you are still "Boobuggy" to me.
You - made me laugh when you came back from Aruba cause you are now darker than I am but if I tell you that, you might take it the wrong way so I just laughed but couldn't tell you why and no I'm not cracking up mentally.
You - I know you really are fantastic at your job - but it feels like you are too afraid to let anyone else try for themselves. We're all here to grow and develop, so could you please step back and let me have a go?
You -and You - and You - STOP trying to cut in front of me when the road narrows to one lane! Just because I drive a scooter, does not give you permission to jump in front. Be patient, sit behind me, we all get to the next stoplight at the same time anyway.
You -and You - and You - STOP trying to cut in front of me when the road narrows to one lane! Just because I drive a scooter, does not give you permission to jump in front. Be patient, sit behind me, we all get to the next stoplight at the same time anyway.
Amen to that cagers!!!!
YOU - GET OVER IT!!!! I'm better than you, I've been training less than a quarter of the time you have, and I'm a GIRL. LIVE WITH IT. DO NOT use it as an excuse to HURT me, so that you won't have to put up with me for a few weeks because I'm out due to the injury YOU inflicted.
YOU - I can't believe you did that! You KNEW I wanted that hour with you. I've been waiting since OCTOBER for that slot and now because I said I couldn't do it for one week you go and give it to someone else. Can't believe you sometimes. What with that, and the tournament thing, and HIM ^ going on, it just makes me want to give up. Think of all the spare time I'd have.
YOU - Can I stay at home with you? My head hurts.
ALL OF YOU - I'm thin and fantastic an successful, now LEAVE ME ALONE and I wish I could get over you all being such bullies.
YOU - I think I need a
YOU - Install a boxing bag in the gym, cos I need it today!
If there's no cottage cheese on those shelves today (after I walk through snow to get there), I'm gonna hunt you down and shake my finger in your face.
You~would you just for once have yourself your own idea? Why do you have to copy me all the time? For goodness sake, just because I get a new pair of glasses doesn't mean that you need to go out and buy an identical pair! What part of individuality don't you understand?
You - are supposed to be my GIRL but you didn't even tell me I had a booger in my nose when we were on our way to talk to the new person in the office! How you gonna let me run around looking like that?
You - are probably kill me when you find out i'm moving my DD to another cheer team that has a more solid foundation than yours. I love you dearly, but the clock is ticking on my daughters chances to learn the rest of what she needs and I can't wait four years for you to build your program.
You have a nice smile and I love to see you but I can't tell you that cause i'm afraid you will think I'm thinking that all fat people are jolly, which I know is not true. You just have a really nice smile.
You - stop driving behind me cursing cause I left my blinker on. I left it on on PURPOSE cause I was fascinated that it was click clicking in time to my radio, and YES I am amazed by the simplest of things!
You - when I ask you to do something by the end of the day, that means the end of that day, not the end of some future, mystical day.
You - stop trying to talk "tech" with me. Describe the problem you're having in your own words - it makes solving the problem a LOT faster when I'm not chasing down the wrong issue.
ALL of you - no, you don't "need" laptops. You need air, food, water, shelter. You WANT laptops. You don't need them, and whining that you do just makes me crankier than usual.
cagers!!!! 
