You - can't you see I'm putting forth an honest effort to do my job well? I'm "going above and beyond" to try to relieve stress for you and all you can do is find criticism! This makes me want to say sarcastic and mean things to you. So shut up already because I only have a half-hour to change my mood before I go on a date. BLECH to you!
YOU -call me about the apartment already! If you have rented it to someone else, just let me know so I can move on!
YOU - Thank you SO MUCH for not only calling me back (actually the same day I posted the above) but especially for giving me the first showing on the apartment! I love it so much and I am so glad I was the one to get it.
YOU - Even when you’re in the airport on your way out of town you go out of your way to try and sabotage my weight loss. No, I don't need to know about the fabulous Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavors you just had that I would totally love. No I don’t need to go to the store tonight to see if they have a certain one in the market that they have in their shops. Honestly, I would rather not know! I am having a hard enough time not buying the Haagen Dazs Sesame Coconut that you recently pointed out!
You - thank you so much for being my free massage therapist for 20 years. There is nothing cooler than going to your house to have dinner cooked for me, get my hair colored, and then get a massage. Those things make you the coolest mom ever.
Woman, you must be smoking crack if you think that I'd ever risk my credit to help you get anything. You are so irresponsible you have never willingly worked in your entire life and I am convinced as soon as you can find a loophole you'll stop working again. I don't trust you and neither do your kids.
Get over yourself already!! I pray to God I don't wind up like you, STILL obsessing about my weight at 68...DO SOMETHING about it, lady. YOu are not the only one who has this issue, and the excuses are wearing me out. Quit lying to yourself, to me, to everyone. I am done talking to you about it until you want to actually do something about it. Quit putting down my efforts, at least I'm trying. Just leave me alone. I can't take it anymore.
You! You are a really nice guy. And, yeah, in another world I'd totally go out with you. But I'M MARRIED!! Sorry if that makes you feel rejected, but it shouldn't. And it's not like it's a new thing....we've been together for 7 years and married for 3!
Now that doesn't mean I don't want to ever talk to you again. I'm not sure where that idea came from. But it does mean that you cannot get so touchy-feely with me or proclaim that just because we ran into each other at the bookstore and grabbed a coffee that we had a date.
You're upsetting me a great deal more than you ought to. Stop being so pathetic about it! Grrrrrr!
You- I don't understand why you did it. You were admired by many, and loved by many. May you find peace and find forgiveness. I think you were a good person in life, very unfortunate your last actions will dictate how people remember you.
You -- It's sad you think your life is so hard, because you've worked and sacrificed so little for so much. It's unfortunate you're estranged from your children. But you're an adult, for god's sake you're middle-aged!, and you've freely made these choices for years. You did this to yourself because you didn't want to take a chance on making an emotional investment. If you choose to be a coward, you get a coward's reward. I'm going to tell you to stop whining to me because I just can't listen anymore.
you - i feel like you will never try to get to know me. the only time you give me littlest bit of attention is if i get an A in a class, or some other academic achievement. i'm more than just grades, i'm so much more. what more do you want from me, what can i do to get your attention? it shouldn't be what you want from me, but what i want from you. i want an apology, i want you to be there for me. you used to tell me i would amount to nothing, when i was only 7 years old. you hurt me and my sister for too long. don't you know that i'm still hurt and haunted from the past? stop being a coward, talk to us, LOVE us.
I thank YOU so much. After that tirade about how older women shouldn't want to look like sick toothpicks, I appreciate YOU recognising that I'm on to something different and that I do look healthy and fit. Thank YOU!
YOU have kept me upset now for three months. You were supposed to be my best friend and instead you let your feelings instead of the truth guide you. You have listened to complete morons instead of me!! You have broke my heart and I'm sick and tired of feeling guilty over it!!
apartment already! If you have rented it to someone else, just let me know so I can move on!
