Just ream them out ... tell 'em the blunt truth (or YOUr version of it). That'll fix 'em!

You! It's time to celebrate. You're back on track, you handled a potentially dysfunctional situation in a healthy manner (which shows progress!), and you're not too broken up about it! I don't say this often, but you are phantastic.

YOU!!!! How dare you promise me that you were going to be there for me forever. How dare you propose to me, then decetfully get me pregnant?! How dare you give me a 3 stone promise pendant necklace, then dump me 4 days later?! Who in the **** do you think you are?????? I loved you! I gave you my entire heart, and made you my whole world!! Now i'm 2 months pregnant, and alone! No man is going to want me now that i am pregnant with someone elses child! Thanks a lot! You are EXACTLY like that deadbeat father of yours who you would cry to me and say you never wanted to be like!!! I am not going to be like you! I am going to raise this child to be the one of the best things this world has ever seen, and i will do it all by myself! You no-good 2-timing son-of-a-A*S!!!!!!!!

you - you get what you put out. and you got exactly what you deserved.

you - find a way to move on.

you - thanks for the bengay backrubs i need them!

~You: Do you realize that just because I may not post in every thread, it doesn't mean that I don't read it? If I posted on every single thread in our areas-my children would starve, my house would be a wreck, and I would never have time to work or work out. I am not ignoring you on purpose. I promise.

~You: Please take down your Christmas decorations...it's MARCH.

~You: As much as we would all like to, we don't have the time to hold your hand and do everything for you. Please, you are an adult-it wouldn't hurt you to do some things for yourself.

~You: You got pregnant on purpose. Please step up and take care of your child properly, instead of partying and leaving your child with everyone else.


~You: I truly, honestly believe that you have some serious problems-even if you are not ready to admit it yet. I have already forgiven you-even if you hate me.

~You: I miss you, and I want to come back to you all. This weekend made me realize just how lonely I am here in this town.

~You: I love your fuzzy hair, fat cheeks, and big brown eyes. You look like a Monchichi doll.

~You: Thank you for giving me this opportunity-I hope I don't disappoint you.

I always read this thread...I think I need to post!

YOU: You call yourself a DOCTOR? Where'd you get your medical degree..Sears Roebuck? It's scary what passes for medical care around here. Next time I get injured/sick, I'm going to the 'big city'!

YOU: I thought you were doing so great, but now you're pulling the same old scams . Your Dad and I love you, but we won't put up with that junk anymore! Someone said (Dr. Phil?) ..'if you do what you always did, you'll get what you always got..' so WATCH OUT!

YOU: Thank you for cleaning my house. I hate not being able to vacuum, mop floors, etc. I'm so glad to have a DH who cares!

Oh my young friend, I have so much faith in you ... why don't YOU?

You - How wrong I was about you. I thought I was lucky to have a great MIL. Wrong. You visit son #1 because of the grandchild, you visit son #2 because he lives at a great fishing/holiday spot, you don't have to visit son #3 because he STILL lives with you...why cant you visit son #4? The city is not scary, and he is totally hurt that you wont see him.

You - I wish you'd say something.

YOU - How dare you give me no extra help this weekend. I worked my butt off to get ready for this trip for YOUR family. I worked my butt off ON the trip for YOUR family and then we come home and everything gets unloaded and just DUMPED everywhere until I get to it? I was up at 6 am every freaking day this weekend working my tail off trying to get everything done, the house still looks like it was run over by a tornado and you did NOTHING. Why is it that the more I do the less you do?

YOU - I love you, but it is a GUEST room and it is the main bathroom. It may shock you to know that we have other guests and visitors besides you. I dont mind you keeping a supply of clothes and toiletries here, but I do mind you taking the entire closet and dresser for storage. That dresser is there for ALL our guests to use, not just you. I mind you removing the extra towels and blankets that are stored in the guest room so you can use that space for your stuff too. Leaving your toiletries all over the bathroom until your next visit is pretty rude too.

and while we are in PMS rant mode

YOU AND YOU AND YOU - I have 2 young children in the house. HOW DARE YOU LEAVE MEDICATIONS LYING ON THE COUNTER AND DROPPED ON THE FLOOR. If you need help with your medications while you are here ask, but EVERY time any of you visit these precious children I find toxic drugs within their reach. If you drop a pill and cant find it, TELL ME.

Oh cheer up!

No kidding!! I definitely wish someone in my life would just stop making up problems and be happy!!!

uh ohhhh...two in a row. that ain't good. i guess no one's been having problems this week. good for all of you guys :

YOU: stop being a bad friend. Look, I know you lack some serious tact, but first you tell me that "you don't have time to talk to me" then you tell me that because you have a new boyfriend you'll have "even less time to talk to me". I brushed it aside thinking you not having the right sort of consciousness to realize that is rude. Then you give me a time for us to talk, and you don't flipping show up!!! We're thousands of miles away, I'm supposed to be your best friend!! And then you complain about how people don't like you?!?!?!?!? There are many things I have pushed aside for the sake of our friendship because I know you have a lot of problems. But blowing me off? That's not what friends do. If you want to be my friend, be my friend, and be a good one, but don't treat the ones you have so poorly and then play the pity card. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

That made me feel better. There's such a feeling of relief in me.

you - stop being the food police. if i want to eat a freaking cookie, shut up and let me eat it. It's not like I ate an entire BATCH of cookies. sigh.