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Old 05-20-2009, 01:57 PM   #181  
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Ohhhhhhhh! You have my sympathies darling. You better have a double, tall when you get done with that.
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Old 05-20-2009, 03:56 PM   #182  
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Ruthie, yuckers, poor you. Hope you have a whole row of treats lined up, you deserve them after that!
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Old 05-20-2009, 06:04 PM   #183  
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Well, the worst is over and wasn't all that bad. Did not do the egg white thing. My sister is taking me out to lunch after the "event" tomorrow if I feel OK.

Right now I am going to have a gin and tonic - clear liquids, right? Maybe after that I'll realize which team I'm on and direct my remarks and quotes accordingly.
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Old 05-20-2009, 07:17 PM   #184  
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That reminds me I have a little a little kit in my bathroom waiting for me to provide a sample. And then I put it in an envelope and mail it to the lab. I didn't think I would ever live long enough to send Poop
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That reminds me I have a kit in the bathroom waiting for me to provide a sample which I will mail to the lab. I didn't think I would live long enough that I would be sending poop through the mail. Yuck!
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Old 05-20-2009, 07:23 PM   #186  
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Actually, one sample would suffice.
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Old 05-20-2009, 07:32 PM   #187  
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Naw, one stool sample is one too many.
 
Old 05-20-2009, 07:35 PM   #188  
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Operator, I agree. also, once will be enough. I do want to remind the boys that ya gotta be tuff to be a girl!!
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Old 05-20-2009, 07:52 PM   #189  
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That reminds me I have a little a little kit in my bathroom waiting for me to provide a sample. And then I put it in an envelope and mail it to the lab. I didn't think I would ever live long enough to send Poop
Another reason I tip my mail-lady well each year

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I agree Billl....stepping in it once is enough.
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Old 05-20-2009, 07:55 PM   #190  
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I am a BUNKO widow tonight....

Angie has skipped the last 2 months of BUNKO with the girls to teach her yoga classes at church on that Wednesday each month....tonight she goes back to BUNKO...

being a bachelor is really not that bad...

"hey babe....what am I having for dinner?"....babe....BABE...ANG!!!!!
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Gary open a bottle of Corona and you will be just fine .
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I guess for dinner your just gonna have to eat your left foot.
 
Old 05-20-2009, 08:43 PM   #193  
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Gary open a bottle of Corona and you will be just fine .
Thanks BARGOO...that will help ease the pain!

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I guess for dinner your just gonna have to eat your left foot.
I think that's what I love about you best Miss TNT....your compassion...
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You go running around telling people I'm compassionate you'll wind up with my right foot up your.........Nevermind.
 
Old 05-20-2009, 10:46 PM   #195  
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I'm confused is that a threat or are you hittin' on me again?
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