#121
Member
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 82
S/C/G: 365/341/160
Height: 5'8"
He does twice a day in fact! But alas he has lost his signature moves!
#122
Need to stay motivated!!
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Ridgecrest, CA
Posts: 214
S/C/G: 202/ticker/130
Height: 5'5"
Granted but you lost all on only the top half of your body :P
#123
Junior Member
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Philly burbs
Posts: 25
S/C/G: 128/128/105
Height: 5'2"
Granted- but that yummy super-secret sauce that your aunt makes causes you to gain a lb for every tbsp you eat of it >
I wish I could control water! XD
#124
Made of Starstuff
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: New England
Posts: 8,731
Congrats! You can now control water. Oops... global warming causes it all to evaporate away forever. ;~; Useless mutant power.
#125
pursuer of joy
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: northern New Jersey
Posts: 827
S/C/G: 198/170ish/160-???
Height: 5.6 on a tall day
Sunny skies with white puffy clouds for you tomorrow. However, when you arrive for a day at the museum, it becomes a night at the museum, and all the exhibits come to life (and, as a bonus, you get to meet Ben Stiller--and I don't know if that is a benefit or a corruption).
#126
Just Breathe
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Bartlett, TN
Posts: 124
S/C/G: 293/279/Healthy
Height: 5'6
Granted, you get a maid to clean the house, however, she brings her 5 children with her who are uncontrollable and break everything not put up.
#127
Made of Starstuff
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: New England
Posts: 8,731
Granted! Long, thick, healthy hair... is now growing from your armpits.
#128
Junior Member
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Philly burbs
Posts: 25
S/C/G: 128/128/105
Height: 5'2"
Granted- but due to global warming and the lack of water there are no crops... so no veggies, fruits, spices, or anything for you! (But if the water comes back I'll use my mutant water controlling powers and give some to you XD)
#129
hot mama!
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Austin
Posts: 179
S/C/G: 184/149/130
Height: 5'4"
Granted, but all of your teachers now speak with thick accents.
#130
Just Breathe
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Bartlett, TN
Posts: 124
S/C/G: 293/279/Healthy
Height: 5'6
Granted, but your ice cream has melted and is sour.
#131
I'M A YOGA WIDOWER!
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Southern California
Posts: 21,844
S/C/G: 201/186/180
Height: 6'
Granted...but it is being recalled in 3 years for everything!
#132
Need to stay motivated!!
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Ridgecrest, CA
Posts: 214
S/C/G: 202/ticker/130
Height: 5'5"
Granted, but it's a remote controlled toy tank and it gets smushed by one of the cars.
I wish I would get called back for that job!
#133
Just Breathe
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Bartlett, TN
Posts: 124
S/C/G: 293/279/Healthy
Height: 5'6
Granted, but the job involves a 2 hour commute each way in rush hour traffic and working weekends is mandatory.
#134
Member
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: On the Beach, Texas
Posts: 77
S/C/G: 305/296/160
Height: 5'10
Granted, but all of the shoes are a tad too small and pinch your toes.
#135
Just Breathe
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Bartlett, TN
Posts: 124
S/C/G: 293/279/Healthy
Height: 5'6
Granted, but all your clothes were shrunk 2 sizes too small and all your dishes were broken.
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