Wow how can I corrupt that wish. I can't.

Aww, I can't corrupt that one...He surprises you tomorrow morning by kissing you awake! (Maybe you have dragon breath, there, I corrupted it) Thank you for a brave husband!

I wish I knew how to play golf with my son.

You do but hit a golf ball through a 100,000 dollar stained glass window. Wish granted but it may take some time to pay that off.

I wish I could lose 100 pounds overnight.

Wish granted but now none of your clothes fit and you have to go shopping wrapped in a sheet!

I wish I had a real espresso machine in the house.

Granted, you get your'e espresso machine only to find out the price of coffee has skyrocketed and is more valauble than copper.


I wish my hubby would let me have a dog.

Wish granted, but that dog won`t stop barking!

I wish I had a brand new car.

Wish Granted, but your brand new car is pictured below



I wish I owned a pet.

Granted but it could be lethal.



(Emperor Scorpion) - can u believe ppl have these as pets OMG!

It's a nice day outside, I wish I wasn't stuck inside doing paperwork Grrrr....!

Wish granted, but you got a nasty sunburn and can't sleep tonight.

I wish my daughter would move back to the US from Australia.

Granted, but she moves to Anchorage.

I wish I could have a week off.

Granted, but you get life off as you're fired.

I wish I could have an orgasm.

Granted, you develop Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome and now orgasm at the slightest vibration.

I wish I had more money!

Granted, but you cannot buy anything new or go on any expensive vacations because your friends and relatives would hover around you constantly asking for help. (At least you could pay off all of your bills and no one would know!)


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Rose Centered- you forgot to make a wish!

I wish my room would stay organized.

Rose Elizabeth - Granted, but living in severe organization stiffles your creativity, and you spend all of your spare time trying to keep things in order rather than going out and having fun.

Now my wish...My daughter and her boyfriend would finally become engaged and set a wedding date.