#46
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Florida
Posts: 198
S/C/G: SW210/CW189/GW115
Height: 5ft
Granted... now it's 20 degrees below zero for the rest of the summer!
#47
Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: North Texas
Posts: 2,216
S/C/G: 220 (2007) 159 (now)/159/140
Height: 5 feet, 8.5 inches tall
Granted, but through a cruel twist of fate you and 179 million others also get the right numbers, so all you get is $1 before taxes.
#48
Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: PA
Posts: 301
S/C/G: 222/ticker/140
Height: 5'9"
Granted, but in exchange he plays video games all day.
#49
NEWB!
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: ______, California
Posts: 192
S/C/G: 215.8/202.8/174 (Army Weight)
Height: 5'10"
Granted, but when he leaves he steals all your money and valuables.
#50
Made of Starstuff
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: New England
Posts: 8,731
Granted, but now you fall asleep at exactly your bedtime no matter where you are or what you're doing.
#51
Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2011
Posts: 129
S/C/G: 185.5/175/125
Height: 5'3"
Granted, now you are craving somthing salty.
#52
NEWB!
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: ______, California
Posts: 192
S/C/G: 215.8/202.8/174 (Army Weight)
Height: 5'10"
Granted but you'll be achy for the rest of the week after tonight.
#53
Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: North Texas
Posts: 2,216
S/C/G: 220 (2007) 159 (now)/159/140
Height: 5 feet, 8.5 inches tall
Granted, but from here on out you can ONLY speak the truth, no matter how the other person takes it. (Them: "Do these make my butt look big?" You: "YES, they do!")
#54
Super Duper Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: DC Metro Area
Posts: 4,626
S/C/G: 289/T/190
Height: 5' 7.5"
Granted but it also means the Messy House Fairy exists and he comes in right after...
#55
Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2011
Posts: 129
S/C/G: 185.5/175/125
Height: 5'3"
Granted, but now all your other bills are increased by $300!
#56
Psychology Dork
Thread Starter
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 46
S/C/G: 195/190.5/155
Height: 5'7"
Granted, but it's because your workplace was warped to an alternate dimension and you can't get to it anymore.
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#57
Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2011
Posts: 129
S/C/G: 185.5/175/125
Height: 5'3"
Granted but it warps your discs so you cann't watch anything.
#58
NEWB!
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: ______, California
Posts: 192
S/C/G: 215.8/202.8/174 (Army Weight)
Height: 5'10"
Granted, you're expelled, get a job.
#59
Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: North Texas
Posts: 2,216
S/C/G: 220 (2007) 159 (now)/159/140
Height: 5 feet, 8.5 inches tall
Granted, but your computer melts down and crashes into a useless pile of rubble so you can't use it.
#60
Made of Starstuff
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: New England
Posts: 8,731
Granted, it's Tuesday, and now you can't remember what you did for the Monday you skipped.
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