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Old 04-03-2012, 09:53 PM   #196  
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Granted but it's 16 in dog years so you are now 112.

I wish I had become a marine biologist.
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Old 04-03-2012, 10:00 PM   #197  
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Granted, but you get laid off and get evicted. (uggh, sorry, it's on my mind).

I wish that mini-pie I wanted hadn't been 350 calories.
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Old 04-04-2012, 10:59 PM   #198  
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Granted, it is 3,500 calories.

I wish that I never had to work again.
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Old 04-04-2012, 11:24 PM   #199  
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Granted, you got fired and permanently blackballed from all future employment by your last employer.

I wish my teenage kids could figure out how to replace the toilet paper.

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Old 04-05-2012, 09:22 AM   #200  
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Granted, but they did with the pink perfumed kind that grandma used to use and everyone knows that stuff sticks to everything!

I wish I had a personal trainer.
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Old 04-05-2012, 04:12 PM   #201  
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Granted, but he is personally training you on washing out public toilets.

I wish I was at the Tiger's opening game today.
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Old 04-05-2012, 06:12 PM   #202  
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Granted, but you are sitting in the stands naked.

I wish I could run super fast.
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Old 04-05-2012, 07:29 PM   #203  
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Granted, but you needed bionic legs to do so and during your first run there was a huge downpour and they rusted up so you can't use them anymore.

I wish the housework could do itself.
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Old 04-06-2012, 01:57 PM   #204  
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Granted but the housework decided to evict you for not doing a good enough job.

I wish it was warmer today.
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Old 04-09-2012, 07:51 AM   #205  
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Granted. You find yourself in the middle of the Sahara with nary an oasis in sight.

I wish I didn't have to go to school (to work) today.
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Old 04-10-2012, 08:59 AM   #206  
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Granted, you no longer have to work Mondays, but you have to work every Saturday and Sunday.

I wish my daughter wasn't looking at colleges 1000 miles from home.
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Granted, she has decided to live at home for the rest of her life rent free and job free.

I wish I had a new bike.
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Old 04-21-2012, 08:11 PM   #208  
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Granted, it's a top of the line 10" bike for a 3 year old with training wheels included. (You probably won't need the training wheels ;-)

I wish my laundry was done, folded and put away.
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Old 04-21-2012, 08:34 PM   #209  
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Granted your laundry is all done and put away,, To bad you left the red lipstick in your pocket now it's all over everything.

I wish I had a new puppy!!
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Old 04-22-2012, 04:38 AM   #210  
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Granted: But, your puppy is really a 120lb Great Dane that will pee lakes in your house everyday for the next 10 years.

I wish my husband was home from the war.
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