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04-03-2012, 09:53 PM
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#196
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Florida
Posts: 194
S/C/G: 270/ticker/175
Height: 5'6"
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Granted but it's 16 in dog years so you are now 112.
I wish I had become a marine biologist.
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04-03-2012, 10:00 PM
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#197
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MG #1: lose back that 10#
Join Date: Mar 2012
Posts: 54
Height: 5'5"
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Granted, but you get laid off and get evicted. (uggh, sorry, it's on my mind).
I wish that mini-pie I wanted hadn't been 350 calories.
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04-04-2012, 10:59 PM
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#198
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Toronto Canada
Posts: 1,448
S/C/G: 329/254.6/180?
Height: 5'4"
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Granted, it is 3,500 calories.
I wish that I never had to work again.
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04-04-2012, 11:24 PM
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#199
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Michigan
Posts: 2,102
S/C/G: 202/144/Lean/Fit
Height: 5'2
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Granted, you got fired and permanently blackballed from all future employment by your last employer.
I wish my teenage kids could figure out how to replace the toilet paper.
Last edited by tikanique; 04-04-2012 at 11:29 PM.
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04-05-2012, 09:22 AM
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#200
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Florida
Posts: 194
S/C/G: 270/ticker/175
Height: 5'6"
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Granted, but they did with the pink perfumed kind that grandma used to use and everyone knows that stuff sticks to everything!
I wish I had a personal trainer.
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04-05-2012, 04:12 PM
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#201
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Michigan
Posts: 2,102
S/C/G: 202/144/Lean/Fit
Height: 5'2
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Granted, but he is personally training you on washing out public toilets.
I wish I was at the Tiger's opening game today.
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04-05-2012, 06:12 PM
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#202
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Member
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Gunnison, CO
Posts: 95
S/C/G: 218/189/165
Height: 5'10"
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Granted, but you are sitting in the stands naked.
I wish I could run super fast.
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04-05-2012, 07:29 PM
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#203
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Florida
Posts: 194
S/C/G: 270/ticker/175
Height: 5'6"
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Granted, but you needed bionic legs to do so and during your first run there was a huge downpour and they rusted up so you can't use them anymore.
I wish the housework could do itself.
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04-06-2012, 01:57 PM
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#204
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Toronto Canada
Posts: 1,448
S/C/G: 329/254.6/180?
Height: 5'4"
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Granted but the housework decided to evict you for not doing a good enough job.
I wish it was warmer today.
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04-09-2012, 07:51 AM
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#205
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MG #1: lose back that 10#
Join Date: Mar 2012
Posts: 54
Height: 5'5"
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Granted. You find yourself in the middle of the Sahara with nary an oasis in sight.
I wish I didn't have to go to school (to work) today.
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04-10-2012, 08:59 AM
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#206
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2011
Posts: 1,977
S/C/G: 193/153.4/145
Height: 5'6" Low Carb WOE
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Granted, you no longer have to work Mondays, but you have to work every Saturday and Sunday.
I wish my daughter wasn't looking at colleges 1000 miles from home.
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04-10-2012, 07:19 PM
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#207
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Toronto Canada
Posts: 1,448
S/C/G: 329/254.6/180?
Height: 5'4"
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Granted, she has decided to live at home for the rest of her life rent free and job free.
I wish I had a new bike.
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04-21-2012, 08:11 PM
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#208
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2011
Posts: 1,977
S/C/G: 193/153.4/145
Height: 5'6" Low Carb WOE
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Granted, it's a top of the line 10" bike for a 3 year old with training wheels included. (You probably won't need the training wheels ;-)
I wish my laundry was done, folded and put away.
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04-21-2012, 08:34 PM
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#209
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Junior Member
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: South Carolina
Posts: 23
S/C/G: 272/272/165ish
Height: 5' 7"
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Granted your laundry is all done and put away,, To bad you left the red lipstick in your pocket now it's all over everything.
I wish I had a new puppy!!
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04-22-2012, 04:38 AM
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#210
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Sarah
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Charlotte, NC
Posts: 356
S/C/G: 172/ticker/125
Height: 5´4.5
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Granted: But, your puppy is really a 120lb Great Dane that will pee lakes in your house everyday for the next 10 years.
I wish my husband was home from the war.
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