I actually did pull a muscle the other day. lol

"I wish money would really grow on trees"

Granted, but it turns brown, brittle and unusable the moment you pluck it from the tree.

I wish my coffee would stay warm.

Granted, but it's so hot it burns your tongue and never cools down.

(is this right?? LOL).

I wish I only had to work part time.

Granted, but your co-workers keep calling out, and your boss keeps telling you that you have to make up their time and come in on your days off.

I wish cheese had no calories.

Granted, the cheese has no calories, with no flavor just a yellow appearence.

I wish I could have a pay raise.

Granted, but inflation makes it useless.

I wish the semester would start now.

Granted, but it's one week long, you have to read 20 books, write 15 research papers and pass 10 tests.

I wish my husband would cook supper tonight!

Granted....Grab that bottle of BEANO

I wish my wife would allow get off this Dr. Who on TV kick

Granted: Remind her (gently) of how easily one can change female sidekicks (as proven by the Doctor)
(then get out of arm's reach )

I wish there were more hours in the day.

Granted, you now have far more chores to do, each of them take up the time added to the day.

I wish there were an easier way to get all my grocery bags up three flights of stairs.

Granted but that mean you have to work those extra hours.

I wish that I had an unlimited bank account.

Granted, but it can also be accessed by unlimited people.

I wish I had an airplane ticket.

Granted but it's a one way ticket to Timbuktu

I wish I could hit a curve ball

Granted but you end up taking out the windshield of a brand new bentley


I wish I would never feel sad

Granted, but in exchange you can never feel sleepy ever again!

I wish the heat would go away!!!!