Corrupt a Wish Game

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  • Granted but they brought three large dogs with them and stayed 4 months

    I wish I had a new car..
  • Granted, but its alternator dies two miles away from the dealership.

    I wish that I'll do well on my finals next week.
  • Granted. But there was someone who passed a copy of the test around prior to the Finals. Teacher found out. Now you have 15 page Term Paper due in 2 days instead.

    I wish my house was completely decorated for Christmas.
  • Very creative corruption there! 0o That would SUCK.

    Granted, but a single Christmas light burns out, causing the whole chain to go and you can't figure out which one it is.

    I wish Thursdays moved faster.
  • GRANTED!
    Thursday is over and done with! But just as quickly as it went away, it took Friday, Saturday, and Sunday with it, bringing you a slowly-creeping MONDAY!
    (I Monday's)

    I wish the holidays had come at any other time than the present. I am SO stinking close to ridding myself of this dang plateau!
  • Granted now they come every Thursday

    I wish I had more income
  • I wish I had more income

    POOF! Granted...
    But now your car breaks down and you need a new one.
    So much for the "more income"!

    I wish it would snow just once this winter (or Spring!)
  • Granted! But it was the biggest snowstorm of the season and now you can't leave your house for weeks until the thaw...

    I wish I had a sailboat.
  • Granted. But it's so big the police won't allow you to transport it on the roads and so has to stay on your driveway.

    I wish I wasn't so pale and freckly!
  • Granted. But the spray on tan is permanent and you are tinted orange.



    I wish got the job I want as a College Professor.
  • Granted but it's for a prison college program and you have to live "on campus" during the weekdays.

    I wish I owned a house on the beach in Malibu...
  • Granted...

    Here is your new house on the beach at Malibou...

    http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/...each_house.jpg

    Well, you never said what size!!

    I wish my taxes were done, and there was a HUGE refund check on the way!
  • Granted... the check is HUGE...actually 3 feet by 8 feet , but it is only for $1.00

    I wish my paperwork was organized and filed.
  • Granted, paperwork has been shredded neatly and placed in file 13.

    I wish I had a Porsche.
  • Granted, a banged up Porsche is being delivered from your local junkyard.

    I wish I could live my life over beginning at 16.