YOU - quit buckling your stupid booster seat when you cant unbuckle it...I dont have time to rescue you 50,000 times a DAY (3 is very.....THREE)

You - Why does everything have to revolve around you? And why do you throw a fit when it doesn't? Try making other's happy for once, then you might find your own happiness for once instead of expecting others to do it for you!
*(Ironically this applies to three people in my life.)

You - Learn how to park!

You - Try coming to bed before 2:00am and you might "get some" once in a while. Don't expect me to stay up to "give it."

You - Please break those teeth through so that we can have a moment's peace!

You - I love you more than words can say!

BWAHAHAHAH Are you living my life?

You~ I'm honestly sorry that when you told me your bf was going to jail I laughed hystarically. I wasn't trying to be mean or insensitive to your feelings, it just caught me off guard...and maybe was my way of saying I told you so without actually having to say it. I'm really sorry.

You - Try coming to bed before 2:00am and you might "get some" once in a while. Don't expect me to stay up to "give it.

I agree heartily and would like to add that I will not lay around in bed until 2PM on the weekend just so I can hope that I might get some. Stop going to bed at 6AM and value me over WOW or whatever stupid anime you're watching all night. Boys!:)

You - why don't you do some "house cleaning" and get rid of all the people who are doing such a bad job, replace them with people who WANT their jobs and want to do a good job, implement the changes that are needed and then TRAIN the new people?! So tired of being told "well, so and so has worked here as long as you've been alive, they aren't going to change" that is no excuse for doing a lousy job!

You - my heart is breaking for you. I wish I could do something to help you, but there is nothing that could be done. May your sweet little angel be at peace.

YOU ~ You gotta be kidding me! You want to put my nephew back in AP classes for his senior year AGAIN...after each year we go through this...don't YOU get it? These F's and D's are NOT getting it in my home! I
know he is capable...but if he REFUSES to do the work...what freakin good is it? SURE he promises "THIS TIME"...well I have had it with your stupidity...admisistration or not! It's just "numbers" for you!

YOU ~ I have had it with you LYING about your homework being done!

YOU ~ Can't do it because you're too busy with WHAT? Tennis ~ and academic team! ACADEIC TEAM (YELLING HERE!) You are getting F's and D's how in the blankity blank can you STILL be on the academis team...still yelling!!

YOU ~ No problem, all distractions will be taken away...TV in your room ~ OFF! cell phone ~ on the kitchen counter when you come home from school ~ no computer! ~ you can still play for VHS tennis (how can you with F in AP english?) if they let you but NO after school tennis at the center! And you are OFF the academic team...it's a freakin joke! D's and F's don't cut it in my house buckaroo! Especially when it's due to NOT DOING YOUR JOB!!

gotta stop this YELLING!...my heart is racing!! I'm too old for this ;)

TAMMY ~ ALLISON ~ can you feel my pain! not funny.........

You - just scared the CRAP outta me cause I thought you never posted in here cause you never get upset.

You - made me laugh today. Although you are socially challenged at times you are a cool boss and I'm glad we are finally a team.

You - need to be a bit more independent. I had the same issue with billings when I started but didn't have anyone to hold my hand through the process, I figured it out myself. I've walked you through it several times so you don't really need me to take you through it. If I keep helping you, then how will you learn to do it when I'm not here?

You - ROCK BABY!!

Tiki

You can't go back now. You know too much. You know what it feels like to have some success. You can never look at food the same way again. You can never look at a sidewalk the same way again. You know we're here for you.

Su, thanks, you are so right. I needed that :lol:

Tiki

Gosh, you just never know who's heart you're gonna touch when you post here do ya? :hug: to you Tiki

YOU! ~ Always Nursing us! ;)

YOU - stop telling me "gossip"! Next time you say "I shouldn't tell you this but...", I'm going to say "So don't!"

YOU - don't rely on your MIL to invite me to dinner at your house. Call me yourself!

You - have to learn to stop beating yourself up. You can't be perfect all the time.

You - need to support me in my quest to get healthy instead of trying to derail me. Though, I realize misery loves company.

You - need to stop sleeping with a man that doesn't care about you and who doesn't want to be seen with you in the daylight.

You - are worth so much more than you know. Please love yourself a little more.

:tantrum: Stop making this so complicated! It's not. :tantrum:

Gary - Yes, I do feel your pain. We're having spring break this week, but report cards come out next week. :mad: :mad:

Gary~now I know--you are going through what I'm going through (but with my DD it's band, not tennis).

Is this what we signed up for when we had kids (or agreed to raise our nephews)? I don't think so.

somewhat related.... but I wanted to emphasize this is NOT directed at any of you here at 3FC!!!!

YOU (not anyone here)-quit telling me teenage horror stories EVERY single time I mention a precious moment with my babies. YES I know it won't last YES I understand they will turn into hormonal monsters who hate me (NO I dont think mine will be as bad as your because a) I am totally naive and b) I have some concept of discipline). Is it impossible to allow me to enjoy the precious time I have now while it lasts? Do you take perverse pleasure in trying to make me feel bad before I have to?

Relax ennay ... I quite enjoyed my teenagers. Now that they are 20, 23 and 25 ... I hardly remember the bad stuff.

But YOU ... would you please think of someone else just once in a while? Lawdy, do you listen to yourself talk?

You - should try to take it one day at a time. RELAX

You - are going to be ok. Don't worry you can handle whatever comes your way.

You - are finally starting to make sense to me. I finally understand why you act the way you do. I wish I knew these things sooner. So many years wasted being angry.

Humm ENNAY ~ the baby years were great, toddler years better! Elementary so much fun...middle school way cool...high school too fast...college even faster...adults at 23 and 25 now! All I can say dear is it has been totally WONDERFUL for me!!

I am so sure that my adopted GRANDkids are going to make your life so complete that you won't even remember who the he... is P......you off in a few years!

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

You~ Yes, I totally ignored your phone calls all weekend. But if I don't get a couple hours without having to listen to you moan and groan about every teeny tiny thing that you don't like I'm going to scream bloody murder. Honestly, I've never heard anybody complain so much in my life!

You--have obviously never met my mother-in-law.

Ennay, I absolutely LOVE my teenagers. Yes they drive me a little bananas but they also do things that make me so proud to be their mother. It's the same all the way through. My son drove me bananas as a baby with his determination to NOT EVER learn to eat table food and his love of fingerpainting his crib and wall with the contents of his diaper, but also made me so proud when he learned to sit up, grew teeth, and all that other cute baby stuff that babies do. Ignore the horrible teenager stories cause kids at EVERY age have fine and not so fine moments but we love them throughout them all.

You - your 14 year old son should not be up at 2am IMing on the computer on a school night. He should also not be demanding Burger King at 11:30pm and you actually going to fetch it for him. Get a spine and set some rules. Then FOLLLOW THROUGH!!!

Thanks, feel better now, but have lots more welled up deep in the crevaces.

you - thanks for switching insurance companies. my pills went from $0.95 each to $1.70 each. What once cost me $26.00 a month is now $47.59. That is ridiculous!!

you - have some insight and intuition about things sometimes. i shouldn't have to spell everything out for you, you might be able to figure out why I'm down all on your own.

you - make me feel like an orphan. i may never forgive you for it.

Why did you "forget" to tell me that you already scheduled DD's specialist appointment? What if I hadn't called to find out what was going on? What if you put it at a time that I couldn't get her there or during her mandatory tests that are going on at school THIS WEEK? I know we don't see eye to eye, but she lives with me, I know her symptoms, eating habits, bowel habits, etc. WAY better than you. I refuse to have a pi*sing contest with you in regards to my baby's health! If you want to run something, go run down south and visit your other child you haven't seen in 2 years instead. I got this here!

Tiki

You - thank you for walking with me last night. I know you didn't "enjoy" it, but it meant the world to me.

You - please let go of your ex. Both of you trying to one-up the other all the time is wearing us all out. We're sick of your drama. Please move on, how can you not want better for yourself?

You - I'm sorry you lost your job, but I hate to say I told you so. You shouldn't have used up all of your vacation and sick time on hunting trips or just because you were bored with this town. The only person I feel sorry for is your three-year old son. Oh, by the way, where's the college savings account your brother and I started for him? I want that money back!

You #1-Stop blaming me for Global Warming, busted fuel pumps, general malaise in the world, bad CableTV programming etc.,-honestly, I didn't do it.
You #2-I am not listening to you babble on about your kids, your two homes, your selfish lifestyle..... YOUR 2 LBS lost (same 2 lbs everyday for the last 3 years)!!!!!!!!
Get back to work and HUSH!!!

There nuff said.

YOU - have already PROOF READ this document last week. If you didn't see these "mistakes" last week then they are clearly not THAT BIG A DEAL. Oh and PARAPLEGIC IS "politically correct". AND would you stop using "bunny rabbit ears" in every :censored: piece of writing you do. "in the North" does NOT need quote marks, and if you ARE going to use them, at least use the proper punctuation before, during and after them you ILLITERATE SOAB! :p

I feel SO much better now :D

A gentle answer turns away wrath.

YOU ~ have got to be kidding me! When I say you can listen to the "radio" only, does NOT mean I-pod, CD's, music off your cell phone etc!

YOU ~ NO! emergency calls (or calls to Uncle Gary or Aunt Angie) means emergency! Not to see if so and so was invited to vice versa too!

YOU ~ Because you were too lazy to make your lunch (since you get no $$$ lunch money this week ~ because you spent $10 of the $20 I gave you for lunch last week ~ at Walgreens on candy!) you DO NOT get to order the 1 pound burger at Fudruckers!!

YOU ~ you...ah forget it, at least I gotta be burning calories from my FRUSTRATION!! ;)

*laughs*

Revenge!

Thank-you...I do feel better now! ;)

You - your musical tastes are terrible (in my opinion) and I hear your radio in my cube. All. Day. Long.

You - I know I am your mother, but I am not to be used at your whim. I'd like an evening to myself this week, you know?

You - You're my usual "you" subject, but today I don't really have anything to "you" about to you. Surprisingly.

YOU - creepy crawly little things quit hiding in my wall outlets and DIE already. I've done all the politically correct, environmentally sanctioned pest control procedures and you are still here. DONT MAKE ME ESCALATE TO CHEMICAL WARFARE BECAUSE I WILL....

lmao ant season is upon us... i will not be attempting to be nice. see my previous threads about how upsetting i find ants. *LOL*


you - you should have let me be a part of this project. now we have nobody competent to train and we have an ineffective new program that is not cohesive and will just confuse and upset everyone. Great job!!

Oh my dear LIZZIE ~ let's walk this through AGAIN! look at the "smiling face" side of things....you will get such a kick out of their failure! wink

You have been doing stupid things lately. Smarten up for your health and your mind. Clean up your act. "Kind of a fitness nut" ya right .... Self destructing is more like it.