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Are obviously not going to get the help you need where you're currently looking. You need a professional, someone who has been educated to handle people with your type(s) of problems. I feel sorry for your child.

I can't believe I just found this...GENIUS!!!!!!!!

You- need to stop making me feel bad because you are so incredibly unhappy with where your life is and how you look....I am not the enemy..makng me feel bad will not solve your problems..making me feel bad will not make me GAIN WEIGHT

You- need to get a grip..drinking to numb the pain is not going to make you feel any less crappy..perhaps if you hadn't gotten involved with a married alcholic in the first place none of this would be an issue.

ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You! Is it normal for a 25-year-old male to call his Ma-Ma from work, every day? I didn't think so, either.

Ya well .... life just sucks, don't it. Take some responsibility for YOUrself!

YOU, stop being a drama queen and grow up. I'm tired of hearing about your so-called misfortunes (that are not your fault :rolleyes: ) when all you seem to do is get yourself into these messes time and time again. All you want to do is whine and drown in your own misery while you don't take anyone's advice to heart. I'm starting to think all you want is to attention-seek. Go to someone else and unload your baggage because you are no longer allowed to take up my time. Good-bye! :kickbutt:

Boy that felt good!

YOU are really pissing me off today for absolutely no reason. you haven't done anything (yet), but just thinking of how much you get away with on a daily basis because of your stupidity makes me want to get up from my desk and kick you.

YOU are the best thing that ever happened to me and it terrifies me.

What's a troll?

Susan - a troll is someone who posts deliberately inflaming things looking for trouble.

YOU -call me about the :censored: apartment already! If you have rented it to someone else, just let me know so I can move on!

you - it's Friday.you were supposed to call on Wednesday. good thing i didn't actually want this job or I'd be even more offended and irritated.

you - wonder why i'm always cranky at the two of you? this morning alone there are dishes in my clean sink, muddy tracks on my floor and i found out too late that you left me with no toilet paper! GRRR!

Or attention.

You - can't you see I'm putting forth an honest effort to do my job well? I'm "going above and beyond" to try to relieve stress for you and all you can do is find criticism! This makes me want to say sarcastic and mean things to you. So shut up already because I only have a half-hour to change my mood before I go on a date. BLECH to you!

YOU - Thank you SO MUCH for not only calling me back (actually the same day I posted the above) but especially for giving me the first showing on the apartment! I love it so much and I am so glad I was the one to get it.

YOU - Even when you’re in the airport on your way out of town you go out of your way to try and sabotage my weight loss. No, I don't need to know about the fabulous Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavors you just had that I would totally love. No I don’t need to go to the store tonight to see if they have a certain one in the market that they have in their shops. Honestly, I would rather not know! I am having a hard enough time not buying the Haagen Dazs Sesame Coconut that you recently pointed out!

You - thank you so much for being my free massage therapist for 20 years. There is nothing cooler than going to your house to have dinner cooked for me, get my hair colored, and then get a massage. Those things make you the coolest mom ever.

Woman, you must be smoking crack if you think that I'd ever risk my credit to help you get anything. You are so irresponsible you have never willingly worked in your entire life and I am convinced as soon as you can find a loophole you'll stop working again. I don't trust you and neither do your kids.

Get over yourself already!! I pray to God I don't wind up like you, STILL obsessing about my weight at 68...DO SOMETHING about it, lady. YOu are not the only one who has this issue, and the excuses are wearing me out. Quit lying to yourself, to me, to everyone. I am done talking to you about it until you want to actually do something about it. Quit putting down my efforts, at least I'm trying. Just leave me alone. I can't take it anymore.

You! You are a really nice guy. And, yeah, in another world I'd totally go out with you. But I'M MARRIED!! Sorry if that makes you feel rejected, but it shouldn't. And it's not like it's a new thing....we've been together for 7 years and married for 3!

Now that doesn't mean I don't want to ever talk to you again. I'm not sure where that idea came from. But it does mean that you cannot get so touchy-feely with me or proclaim that just because we ran into each other at the bookstore and grabbed a coffee that we had a date.

You're upsetting me a great deal more than you ought to. Stop being so pathetic about it! Grrrrrr!

You- I don't understand why you did it. You were admired by many, and loved by many. May you find peace and find forgiveness. I think you were a good person in life, very unfortunate your last actions will dictate how people remember you.

You -- It's sad you think your life is so hard, because you've worked and sacrificed so little for so much. It's unfortunate you're estranged from your children. But you're an adult, for god's sake you're middle-aged!, and you've freely made these choices for years. You did this to yourself because you didn't want to take a chance on making an emotional investment. If you choose to be a coward, you get a coward's reward. I'm going to tell you to stop whining to me because I just can't listen anymore.

YOU ... stop just lurking. POST SOMETHING!

You--yeah! What SusanB said!!! I MISS YOU!!!

you - i feel like you will never try to get to know me. the only time you give me littlest bit of attention is if i get an A in a class, or some other academic achievement. i'm more than just grades, i'm so much more. what more do you want from me, what can i do to get your attention? it shouldn't be what you want from me, but what i want from you. i want an apology, i want you to be there for me. you used to tell me i would amount to nothing, when i was only 7 years old. you hurt me and my sister for too long. don't you know that i'm still hurt and haunted from the past? stop being a coward, talk to us, LOVE us.

But honey ... what do YOU want me to say?

I thank YOU so much. After that tirade about how older women shouldn't want to look like sick toothpicks, I appreciate YOU recognising that I'm on to something different and that I do look healthy and fit. Thank YOU!

YOU two, stop the darned bickering in front of customers. You are gaining a reputation and losing business.

YOU have kept me upset now for three months. You were supposed to be my best friend and instead you let your feelings instead of the truth guide you. You have listened to complete morons instead of me!! You have broke my heart and I'm sick and tired of feeling guilty over it!!

I guess I didn't realise that you don't want help, you just want to wallow in it.

And you ... what helps you about calling me to complain about these things? Go to the source. What the heck do I know?

goodbye and good riddance to you.

How does it make sense to you to have hot chocolate for supper and question me about fat free turkey?

bwahahaha SusanB that post made me laugh. Food police are everywhere - funny how those experts are always the ones that eat the worst.

you - how can an entire city not have the pair of sandals I want to buy? Geez! I looked everywhere...

You: English is your mother tongue, yet you don't know how to use apostrophes correctly. It's particularly annoying when you complain about all the people whose mother tongue is not English, even though they know basic grammar better than you do.

What an awesome thread.. ok, here goes..

You - quit referring to my colleague and me as "big girls". Just because you're very short doesn't make us big, it makes us taller than you!!! If you wish to compare waist measurements to see which of us is truly big, BRING IT!!

You (same you!) - I am so hurt you did nothing to discipline the colleague who bullied me for a year, before quitting of her own accord. You prioritised your friendship with her over your responsibilities as manager, and I've had no closure. And when said bully calls you to say hi, please note - I don't give a flying ... how she's doing!!!! How can you not have noticed what I went through!!

You - I'm sorry to burst your arrogant little bubble, but you are nowhere near as smart or learned as you think! Just because you shout over the top of me, or use aggression to make a point, doesn't actually make you right.. wow, who knew?!!

You - how dare you call me a "femi****" for getting angry at what most educated people would find offensive? Just because you've conformed to what society expects a man to be, doesn't make me uptight!!

You - could'ja please not sms me late at night/early in the morning/throughout the day to narrate the minutae of your day, i.e, you just went for a walk/bought some effing milk/ getting ready for bed?? If I cared about that stuff I'd watch Big Brother!!

You - I find it frustrating how naive you can be, despite the fact you're a couple of decades older than me. This turns me off conversing with you, as you miss my point most of the time, and I get so frustrated, and I'm not really that terrible!

You (dear Lord, there are a lot you) - NO I HAVEN'T auditioned for Australian Idol because I don't think it's a solid basis for a real career in music!! Why the heck do all of you think, because you watch the program, that you are some kind of career advisor, and know exactly the path I should be taking!! No, it's not a foot in the door; no, you don't get that many opportunities after participating in it; no, nobody important to a real career gives a crap if you were in it, in fact it turns them off!!!; Just because I watch Scrubs or Boston Legal, doesn't mean I can now go and tell budding doctors/lawyers what's good for them, now does it?? Please don't ask me year after year or I will do something I regret!!

Ok, I'm done. Thank you, I feel much better!

Oh grow up! The whole bunch of YOU! That line of thinking is sooo much bu77 sh*! and you all know it.

You - quit yelling, cussing and trying to push me around only to apologize for the behavior later. An apology does not excuse the aggression. Also you are the one who bailed on our group months ago leaving me to do ALL of the work which took 30 hours beyond my usual work week. You do not have the right to come back now and act like you are in charge and have never been gone.

You -- Accept it. You've created your problems and I will not listen to your whining any more. You have no idea what friendship is.

You are miserable and you want everybody around you to be miserable with you. You always claiming to be the victim. You think everyone is against you and blaming others for your wrongdoings. You need to stop it with your pity party and realize that you are your own downfall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You, you, and you - don't ask me to lend you significant amounts of money. When I was in your position, I worked a second job to afford things (AND I was raising a child on my own).

You - I don't know what to think of you.

You - Your judgmental manner wrecked it for me, that's why I quit.

You -- thank you for saying I look younger than ever. You made my day!

you - thank you for being a positive light in my usually negative world.

you -why do you think that everyone in the world owes you? i've got a secret for you... THEY DON'T!

you- better not tell me what happens in the movie OR the book or I will be furious.

OK I'm back for one more:

YOU - Stop saying what I'm wearing is "slimming". I don't wear "slimming" clothes, I wear really unforgiving clothes. Has it occured to you the fact that I've LOST WEIGHT is slimming??!!! :mad: