YOU - I have carefully read your loooonnnnggg post about how 'miserably unique' you are. My advice for your very special situation is EAT LESS, MOVE MORE and GET ON WITH IT!
You can make today as pathetic as yesterday if you want, but if not ... get at it!

Love this thread!!!!! :D Thank you for starting it!


~You: You have always been beautiful, you only need to believe that about yourself. See what everyone else sees in you. You are such a natural beauty, and I have always felt so "unlike" you, even though we are so closely blood related. You have always been more petite, smaller, nice skin, nice tan, less grays-all of that. I can't believe that just because so many of your co-workers have had surgical procedures lately (tummy tucks, boob jobs, weight loss surgeries) that you jumped on the bandwagon and got breast implants. I know that's why you did it, too.
I was in shock when you told me. I was hurt even more so, that you didn't tell me until the night before you were getting it done-when you had been getting the preliminary tests/consultations done for weeks. I was also hurt that you said "lift and slightly fill them out" was the plan...and when I saw them you got porn star ROUND DD's...on your 5'2" frame. I don't like them. At all. You were perfect before...and also a C cup, which was perfect for your frame. It's not like you were an A cup or something. I still can't believe that you did that out of low self esteem and peer pressure.

~You: Thank you for believing me when I discussed my fears and concerns with you, and taking me so seriously. Thank you for being so kind, and having such a wonderful manner with me. Thank you for making me feel so at ease with you...and doing everything that you did for me. I don't think you will ever know how much it all meant...because I am too shy/embarassed to ever tell you.

~You: Grow up. You are 27 years old...not 17. You are a "professional college student" who still lives off your parents, and anyone else who will support you. Stop taking money and handouts from family members and FINISH SCHOOL. WORK MORE HOURS. BUDGET YOUR TIME AND MONEY. I am so sick of you acting like a 19 year old frat boy. You can't be "cool" forever...well, you can-but your idea of cool and mine are completely different. In case you hadn't noticed...your hairline is receding. It is time to act like a MAN now.
Stop treating women like a piece of meat. You are never going to love anyone as much as you love yourself. It makes me so sick to see how you whine and complain about what everyone else has...when they work so hard for it and you skeeze by on what everyone gives you for FREE. Just grow up. Stop making it so hard on your parents and everyone who cares about you.

~You: I miss you so much. A great, great part of my life has been missing since you have been away from me. I know we are together in spirit and in long distance communication...but I feel like my only sisters and best of friends have been taken from me, and I have never gotten over it. I don't think I ever will. The separation has been much more than I have anticipated. We are spread all over now-some of us are still together, but a handful of us now apart from the rest. We still see each other at times with careful planning-but it isn't the same as when we were all together ALL of the time.
You are all goddesses, I want you to know that. I have learned so much from you all, and have known female friendship like I have never known before. You have been rocks to me...and gave me self esteem, trust, and courage like I have never known. You have made such great changes in my life in the past 5 years...I love you all, with all of my heart. I would do anything for you...all you would have to do is ask.

~You: Thongs hanging out of the back of low rise jeans are really tacky. Please wear low rise underwear with them, that is what they are for. Thank you. :)

~You: Please stop whining about not getting the results you want, when you are unwilling to commit to an exercise regime. We can try to lead the horse to water, but we can't make it drink. Deep down you know what the problem is...but YOU have to do something about it. Complaining won't make your thighs any firmer.

~You: Please stop smoking while you are pregnant. I hate to see it, and so does everyone else around you.

~Thank you for helping me so much lately. I know and can see that you are getting stressed out-trying to do what you normally do, on top of what I normally do. I CAN do some of this stuff...really, I can. I love you. ;)

You: I am crazy in love with you

You: Please stop looking at my 14 year old daughter that way

You: I feel so badly about this but the truth is if we weren't related we wouldn't be friends

You: I will never be anyone else. This is it. I will never wear six inch stilettos, no matter how slim I get.

You: Stop looking down your noses at me because I don't spend an hour getting ready to run to the mall. My nails are short because I think it's more sanitary and I don't wear a full face of make up just to run to the store. I could probably buy you and sell you ten times over but you'll never know that! And by the way, what are you earning working at the make up counter? Minimum wage? If you continue to judge people based soley on their appearance it will come back to bite you in the *** one day.

You: stay on your own side of the freakin' road!

You: when you ring my doorbell please do not ask for the "Lady of the House". I am the freakin' lady of the house!!!

You: you are shady and proving to be untrustworthy. That's why.

You-PLEASE! PLEASE! Stop tell every person on the street your whole health story! No one cares that you have had every part of your body cut on!!!! This will not hold your hubby for much longer.....you are running out of things to do to yourself.


You- Stop telling me how hard it is to lose weight for you when you will not do anything about it

You- thank you for your support but I have been doing this for a long time now and I know what I need to do to lose the last 23 lbs

You-Stop telling my kids to "go get me so and so" get up and get it your self. I did not have kids for you to make them your slaves!

You- STOP tell her she can have something when she crys!!!!! Just say NO! It works for me...

You-I have work here for 4 years and I know my job. Stop have your spys watch me.....If you got something to say to me tell me......

You- Are one hot man!!!!!

You- Thanks for this thread I love it!!!!

You - thanks for getting your own place.

You - I'm tired of being the sole support of OUR sons. You technically have two incomes and she gets child support for HER children and yet you cannot even help out???? Was I the only one involved in having OUR sons. I think not!!! I really hope YOU get that second job like you said and start paying YOUR way.

You - get over your bad self. I'm not here to take your job. YOU will be the end of your job if you keep acting so unprofessionally and sabatoging the project. We all have past crap to deal with and YOU are not exempt to act like an a$$.

You and you - thanks for all your support over the past years. You are the sisters that I never had.

You - I'm so lucky to have you as my rock and that I can count on you always.

You - what you did to me was downright wrong, immoral and illegal. You'll get yours someday.

You - If you don't tell me whats wrong how am I supposed to know?

You - I've lost 40lbs, it is noticable...why do you keep ingoring it?

You - STOP spreading rumours.

You - wherever you are, come find me.

oooh! This is a wonderful idea. I have a few to contribute.

YOU! Stop stepping on me to make yourself feel smarter, funnier, more interesting, etc. You are a sad little man, and one day someone will put you in your place.

YOU! Get your head out of your A$$! At 30, you should know better than to make comments about a woman's weight in front of a room full of people. Idiot.

YOU! You wrecked my entire world by trying so hard to control me. It screwed me up nearly beyond recognition. BUT, I am on my way back now, and I'll be moving on without you. Good riddance.

YOU! How dare you stop dating her because she's too fat. You're not a gift to all women, you know? It's not like girls are beating a path to your door. Jerk.

YOU! You are my very best friend. I could never have come so far without you standing right beside me. You keep me up when I'm falling and dry my tears when I cry. I could not do it without you.

YOU! You better be good to him.

You keep it in perspective.

L

You - Of all people, you should understand the limitations of technology.

You - I'm confused and saddened, but I see why you did what you had to do.

You - You better pay attention or you will gain weight back.

Oh-my-goodness! How did I EVER miss this thread?!

You- I'm on to you! No, just because you said or thought it, it doesn't make it so. You can say whatever you like, but I know the truth, and always have. But go right ahead if it makes you feel better and more superior, must be lonely in your own little self-righteous world. Of course, how could you possibly know that, being too wrapped up in yourself to even acknowledge how you've driven so many others away?

You- CUT IT OUT ALREADY! Sheesh…

Hmmmm, that felt good, thanks!!
Beverly

You~ I'm sure you had fun last night gettng out of your car & leaving your stereo up so loud I could hear it in my trailer. Good news: you annoyed the heck out of me. Bad news: I can guarantee my husband & I were having more fun than you were.

You~ You really know how to distract me from a loud stereo.:devil: Oh, & thanks for the unquestioning supply of yarn.

You~ How brave, leaving me an anonymous message calling me a coward. You know I'd call your sorry self out on the board if I knew who the heck you were.

You - I just watched Brokeback Mountain, and while we're not in a homosexual male relationship, it reminded me of you. You know, the perfect love that can't ever be? I'm sure this feeling will pass, but it sucks in the meantime.

~You:
I am sure that no one here has ever encountered this problem/issue. I don't know you, have never seen your face, yet I am extremely upset by you. You were in the hospital room next to mine, and had your baby the same night as I did. Are you so completely unimaginative that you "copied" my child's name??? Were you so bored during your own labor that you sat there listening to all of us in my room, to have heard his name in the first place??? (My 5 year old son's name, not my newborn.)
What a shock to get the newspaper a couple days later and read the birth announcements, and see my older son's name listed there. It was no accident-my son is not a Mark, Johnny, Todd, or Sam.
My husband lovingly called my belly "Thor" my entire second pregnancy because he wanted a boy so badly after having a girl the first time...and Thor sounded manly to him. ;)
Thor is the Norse God of Thunder in mythology...and we chose to name our son "Raiden" in honor of that loving little nickname, because Raiden is the God of Thunder in Japanese mythology. We took so much time and care in choosing our children's names...never naming them something just because it was "cute" or randomly pulling something out of a baby name book that simply sounded good. The names ALWAYS have a personal meaning to us, a story to tell our kids when they grow older.
How dare you hear my son's name in the next room, and casually give it to your child that very same day-apparently because you simply liked the sound of it.
I am extremely upset about this, I can't believe someone would do that. Does your new baby know you put such little thoght into his name???

Aphil, that is so lame, I'm sorry that happened.

You- No sir, YOU are obtuse. How unbelievably unprofessional can you be? How dare you assume that I wouldn't catch your meaning? I deserve a little more credit than that, don't you think? And if you did intend for me to understand, well, shame on you, you arrogant SOB. What gives you the right to go through life treating others that way? Do you really get off on making others feel small? Sad, really really sad.

Aphil, that is beyond strange!

You~ You know those neat little signs they have all over around here, that say "Drive Friendly"? They mean you. Yes, you. I managed to let the guy you cut off onto the freeway without either of us bursting into flames. It's called zipper merge, or alternate merge. Look it up somewhere. It hurts no one.

You~ If you must stop in the middle of an intersection waiting to turn left, pay attention so that when the light turns red you can go ahead and run it, that way those of us with the legal right to go through the intersection can do so. But thanks for having your window down; the look on your face when I hollered at you to finish running the red light was priceless.

You~ Keep it up with the stereo and I'm gonna go unhook your illegal cable again. And again. And again. As often as you can hook it up, I can unhook it. Think about it.

You~ Thanks for coming up with the idea of a triplewide. Man, I buy that and I'm gonna be the Redneck Queen of the Trailer Park. I'd love to talk to you in person some time and exchange ideas about the future of affordable housing in this country.

You~ I'm voting for you for governor. I wub you, even if you are a dolt about hunting.

You~ I got my voter's registration and should have my card in time for the mid-terms. Prepare for our votes to cancel each other out. If it weren't for ol' Kinky, I'd be pulling the "vote straight Republican" lever just to bug you.:devil: (Wait, they don't have that on the electronic voting machines anymore, do they?)

YOU - Get your SORRY @$$ in gear and pull your head out of the CARBS! Things will NOT be OK in November if you carry on like this!

YOU - You're a sexy thing!

YOU - I wish you were a bit more communicative, even though I know you're at work ;)

YOU - Give me some CREDIT!

YOU - Stop complaining about how people "act" like you're fat. Your husband talks to you about your weight because it's unhealthy, and he is concerned for you. You are not just chubby and curvy, you are morbidly obese, by your doctor's own words. Wake up before you find yourself taken away from your family too soon.

[sigh--and I only get angry at her denial because I was in it so long myself. I know this.]


YOU - No, I did not remove you from my Buddy List because of "one misinterpreted comment". It was because of the snotty tone of your reply when I tried to tell you how much you hurt me, because apparently being "right" was more important to you than my friendship. You were in the wrong and you know it; if you let your pride rule every encounter in your life, you're going to find yourself very lonely at the end of it all.


And on a more positive note:

YOU - Thank you for supporting me in this. I know what I've been doing isn't healthy, but with your help, kind words and reassurance when those old feelings make me want to purge, I know I will get past it. I love you.


YOU - Thank you for being such a wonderful friend; I can't wait until I can spend more time with you in person!


YOU - I'm really crossing my fingers for you, that he'll pop the question soon!

YOU - stop believing the man who is divorcing you over your own son who has never lied to you. Stop complaining about your life if you're not going to do anything about it. Keep doing this to people and you will die a lonely woman. Don't think we won't keep our future children away from you after you tell them how awful we are. We know you've done it before to others and IT IS NOT going to happen again!!! Some things are forgiveable, but changing your phone number so we don't even know if you're alive is not one of them, especially when you gave the number to the man divorcing you. YOU brought these people into their lives, now that you're divorcing, why do WE have to stop being around/talking to them?! And finally, yes, you're skinny and I'm overweight. But I'm changing that in a healthy way...you look like a walking corpse. I would lose weight too if I quit eating. And no, it's not because you're depressed, it's because you want us to feel sorry for how poor you are. (And we know that's not true!!)

YOU - I love you more than my own life. Please be safe while you're away and bring your lovies and tenders back soon. I will do my best to make the above all better.

OMG!

i have the feeling you'll see a lot of me, on this thread. :p

You- are the most unbelievably selfish, manipulative, ridiculous person I have ever had the misfortune to know. You treat your family like crap, you've alienated every single one of your friends, I don't trust you any further than I could throw you, and your boyfriend is a controlling, egotistical @$$hole. I just DARE you to open your mouth, and make one of your snotty comments to me, again. You won't want to hear a single word I have to say to you... :mad:

You- my turn signal is NOT a sign for you to speed up... would it honestly KILL you to let me get over, in front of you? I promise it won't add more than 5 or 6 seconds to your drive...

You- are the best thing that ever happened to me. You put up with sooooo much from me, and I know I don't deserve it, but I'm glad you do... :D

You- how dare you have the nerve to PUT your girlfriend on a diet! You're not exactly ripped yourself, mister... why don't you try looking in a mirror, and trying that diet YOURSELF, first! BTW, she doesn't follow it all the time, no matter what she may tell you... I just wish she'd get the nerve to tell you to stuff it, and eat however she wants ALL the time. Jerk!

You- I am glad that you're happy, but I hope you know what you're doing... sometimes, it seems like you're just careening out of control, through life, and I worry about you.

You- I know you mean well, but PLEASE stop trying to convince me to go to church. I've been... I know my religion... but I do not feel the need to go to a church where no one knows my name, or TRIES to know my name, and I do not feel the need to "convert" my husband. You don't know what's in his heart, but I do, and I know that he's got his stuff figured out. Contrary to what you might think, we are not "heathens"... we just practice our beliefs differently than you. Deal with it.

You - If he is fat, ugly, stupid, worthless, lazy, etc, etc, why did you marry it? You married it, learn to love him or leave! If he is stupid and you married him, what on earth does that make you?? :nono:
You - You have 2 children! Show the other one some love too. Don't only give goodies to the favorite one. :mad: Someday they are going to grow up and he is going to hate you for what you have done.
You - How can you pretend that you never did what you did? Why does it haunt me and yet you are completely at peace. :?:
You - How on earth can you be so sweet and loving one day, then the next day tune me out to watch the telly? GRRR You better be glad I am crazy for you.
You - Can't you just be happy that I have lost weight?
You, You and You - Thank you for starting this site. :hug:

You --
One day do you say (UNSOLICITED) that you're going to look like Janet Jackson (but that I may get there before you.) The VERY NEXT day, you're eating a ****ing HONEYBUN!

You --
Why do you lie and say that you lost 30 lbs. when I KNOW you only lost 19? Then you tell people you did it by eating vegetables and walking. There's no shame in being on a weight loss program/new-way-of-eating-for-life plan. You're doing it because I told you about it.

You - I love hanging out with you! When we go out, we go to all the talked-about places. It was really cool tonight when we talked to the boutique owner and ran into your designer friend, and got invited to a trunk show. I never thought our city had so much glamour to it. I'm going to have to dress nicer when we hang out!

You - do not even #($*)@# bother to try to change my religious beliefs. I'm the only person who can do that, and ANYBODY pushing their beliefs on anyone else is a complete turn-off, no matter WHAT their beliefs. You're about to permanently sever your tie to me.

phantastica: :hug: i hate when people try to do that... they don't understand that it's more likely to turn people away from their beliefs. i hope they chill out. :^:


You - please stop having children. in the past 5 years, you've produced 4 children... you've been on government assistance since the first one. you spend most of your time complaining about having to work multiple jobs, and about how you never have money for anything. i promise, NOT having a child is MUCH cheaper than having another child, and i'm tired of hearing your complaints, when you won't do anything to prevent your situation from getting worse. and BTW, when you've got 4 kids, all under the age of 5 (one of which isn't even a month old) you do NOT have time to spend hours in a chat room on the internet, every day. :mad:

You - why is it that certain, not-so-great people are allowed to have as many kids as they can pop-out... and the rest of us, who would (supposedly) be great parents, aren't even able to have one? sometimes, i think You really DO have a sick sense of humor. :(

You - Thanks for listening to all my whining, lately. You've been a great friend, and i hope i haven't left your shoulder -too- soggy... :^:

You - You're in college now. Freakin' act like it!! Watch your mouth when you come into my home, I don't appreciate that kind of language. Neither should you. Also, if you're so tired of all the "high school" drama, QUIT CAUSING IT!! When you have an infection, you could infect me and your brother...don't ask to come over! Also, there is a laundry mat on campus. Use it. You don't pay our electricity bill. We're tired of being taken advantage of.

You - I wish I could fix it all. I wish they would all realize that you are the most amazing person in all our lives. I wish they would all grow up and quit being petty and immature. Let's run away and change our phone #'s!! I love you!

You two - You are so great and I'm so proud of you. I'm praying that you will continue making healthy changes in your lives so that you can be here to see your grandchildren (future) grow up!! I love you!

You - Grow up and pay your own bills, buy your own gas, buy your own drink! It isn't going to kill you to walk to the counter and actually use your own money. She isn't a cash cow.
You - It is your own fault if you are where you are and only you can change it.
You - I do not want to hear details. ICK. I can't stand to look at him, much less have that mental image. :barf:

what fun...

You - i can only do my job the way you train me to. if something changes and i am not informed, it is unfair and unreasonable for you to ***** at me about not doing my job right! ugh.

You - i am proud of you for losing so much weight, but could you try to understand my struggle and not throw it in my face and tell me i just need to work harder?! grr.

You - i am not your maid. pick up after yourself. you are 23 years old, and we are nice enough to let you live with us, be grateful instead of a slob.

You - you made your mess. you chose to run away from it instead of stay and fix it. so don't be surprised that i am less than sympathetic to your plight. you reap what you sow.

You- Don't be surprised when I hesitated for a moment before giving you my support for joining the military. It reminds of the time you were going to move to Paris to study French, to Boston to study Art, or the Peace Corps. You have a tendancy to make huge plans, get everyone all worked up, and then forget about it. Think long and hard. This is the MILITARY. No backing out.
And of COURSE I'm behind you!

You- you get so worked up over the oddest things. You never look at the bigger picture in anything. But I love you and couldn't ask for a better best friend. You bring so much to the table, even from so far away. I miss you terribly. You should come on home now.

You- I hate your wife. Even though you are a giant baby and your behavior over the past few years has been deplorable, I can't help but hate your wife. I know that if you hadn't married her, you would still be speaking to at least one of your daughters. Shame on you for being such a weenie. Their mother is no doubt rolling over in her grave.

You~ All of you here on 3FC, thanks you for your support, I love you!!

Aww, WiW, that's sweet. :)

You - quit outsmarting the mouse traps. I don't want to live with you any more.

You - this job is not my life, and wanting a day off with my husband is not a crime. i think you can afford to give us a day off, for a special occasion. ANY other workplace would allow us to request time off, even when we DIDN'T spend hundreds of dollars on plane tickets to force the issue. i'm tired of only getting time off when YOU decide to close up shop for YOUR interests. i have a life, too, and i have interests that don't always fall on the weekends. you'd better figure that out, soon, otherwise i'll find a better job elsewhere... and good luck finding someone else who will work under these conditions. :mad:

you - are not helping my reach my goals by making me feel like crap about being overweight, it dosn't make me want to lose weight it makes me want to eat a cookie. you have no idea how hard this is.

you - are a burden on society and are not fit to raise a child, but society can't prevent you from popping them out and even though you like to think you are adult enough to make adult decisions, you don't have to be, and aren't an adult in any other way

That is almost identical to the post I was going to make just now.

only mine would include You: stop being a bully, it does not help me it makes me question whether or not I even want to be with you. it is not supportive, it is just mean.

Phantastica--try peanut butter in those traps!! Works like a dream.

You--give me a straight answer. I asked a question (twice) that could be answered Yes or No. Don't tell me we'll talk about it Friday. I need to know now and it isn't that difficult to figure out, but I need your input!

*sigh* i think it's a common one...

and it really stinks. (and what you would have included is pretty close to what i was thinking)

:hug: good luck with yours!

thanks, good luck with yours too. :)

hrmph! Boys!! :D

Phantastica - If PB doesn't work try a piece of poptart sounds goofy but I have caught quite a few mice with strawberry ones.

You! - you took your sons only friend, my son, away because I caught your older son doing something illegal. You are only punishing your youngest son. Do you know he cries at school almost every day? Do you know he has no one to play with? Do you know that he sits alone every recess and/or tries to play with children 3 years younger than he is so he isn't alone? Do you care? Shame on you for taking it out on him. You let your older son still run around with whomever he wants, go wherever do whatever, but your innocent little boy can't have the one friend he has had for the last 4 years. what you are doing makes me sick. I am so sad for your son, I want to hug him and tell him how sorry I am that he is being punished but I don't dare because he is scared of you and I don't want to get him in any trouble. Pull your head out and see what you are doing. Shame on you.