haha this is funny.

surferchick - it's getting really bad. i'm just biding my time and a complaint will be going in. i find her so offensive i could slap her. and i don't know if it's acceptable to say anymore.. but even if it still is.. who uses the word mulatto anymore? ugh!

Yeah that is horrible. DEFINITELY complain. And the next time she opens her mouth and spews anything like that, tell her to shut up and that you don't want to hear any comments from her like that ever.

lizziness, I'd be the first to tell my supervisor or human resources person about this. If it gets worse, there could be a lawsuit (if the word got around to the person being talked about). And you can complain about a co-worker's language that is inappropriate for the work place. Good luck.

You - Newsflash! You are not the King of the World! Get the heck over yourself! Some day soon you will realize what a mistake you made and I will be long gone. I will never be your mother nor do I ever want to be. You are nothing like my father and that should have been the first sign. You are cheap and you do not realize the value of helping others. You would rather hoard your resources and time than make someone's day or change another's life for the better.
You will never be the giving and caring person that I want to be with. You will be alone with your money which is exactly where you deserve to be.
You would never fit in with my family anyway because you are too high on yourself and you will never realize the importance of emotionally supporting other people.
Never write me, never call me. Get lost.
YOU DON'T DESERVE ME.

juliebee - i think i know this person. and he is going to be featured in the following rant. :)

YOU! What is your problem? You can't stand for me to get off work one day 2 hours early because it encroaches on your personal time and your day off?! What kind of spouse would be unhappy about spending time with their loved one? How dare you not want to be around me one second, and then turn around and tell me you don't want me to go out the next. Rawr!!!!!


and on a side note - ms. bigot gets one more chance, and then an anonymous complaint is going in. maybe she thinks it's ok to say the things she does because there are no black people at our work place, and nobody is out in our area and she can't fathom anybody being anything other than born again. The sad thing is, I really didn't think it was very Christian to gossip, say mean and hurtful things, etc...

YOU - take care of your little one, she needs you lots. :hug:

YOU - cut your bloomin' toenails! :barf: It's not NICE!

YOU - hide the biscuit tin, I'm coming in!

You ... are adoreable! I have sooo much faith in you. We can do this! You, me and 3FC!

You -- I miss you. I'm happy for you and the new life in your life, but I miss you. Please understand.

You -- Hey! I'm over here! Notice me! You don't give yourself nearly enough credit for being attractive to others, and I happen to think you're a really cool guy, so stop being oblivious before I have to crack out of my shy shell and tell you outright. I'm afraid that you wouldn't be interested, so give me a sign already.

YOU ... get a grip! Lawdy What will you think of next that makes you even more uniquely miserable among men on Earth!

you - why would you invite me out for a girls night in, and then turn it into a bar hopping get drunk troll for guys night? I'm married. I'm a lot older than you. It is not what I'm into and you know it. I'm sorry I ditched you in the middle of your fun, but I just couldn't do it.

You - thank you for picking me up last night. I had lost hope in you being thoughtful toward me all together, and you came in and changed my mind. Thank you.

YOU .... thinking about it all the time is not trying.
Eating until you feel like stopping then entering it in fitday and feeling caught ... is not trying.

Learning all you can about nutrition and making wise small choices ... is trying!

YOU - why haven't you answered my thread?

YOU - we're here to help you, just get on the horse and get the worst part over with, it only gets BETTER

Oh and YOU - maybe you can just take a horse to water...

you - i wish you would just shut up sometimes.

you - i wish you would just lose weight so you wouuld be happier with yourself and stop complaining.

you - i hate you because you left me for your new boyfriend.

you - i hate working with you because you act and sound like an idiot.

you - i have the biggest crush on you, and think about you more than i should.

you - stop asking me for rides and get your own liscense and car.

you - leave me the **** alone. i am only one person.

you - you're cute, but stop hanging on me. i need space.

You - I hope I didn't send you the same Christmas card that I sent you last year. LOL

YOU ... shut up and work.

you - get a job or dont beeeyotch about money. and get health insurance for your kids dangit, even if you have to sell one of your fancy new cars to do it

you - dont whine about how much you miss me running with you when I am 8 months and then blow me off when I come back. I'm out there babe, where are you

you- why is your time more valuable than my time

you - if you want xmas gifts to be a surprise quit leaving the computer on and open to the page you just ordered from dammit....and I cant believe you bought that for me..I dont want that, I cant use it, and it is really expensive. OH WAIT, that is a present for YOU disguised as one for ME.

you - take a nap already!! you too!

You--thank you for meeting me halfway. It really saved me a lot of time and I know you never had enough time!

You--I'm sorry you didn't pass the test, but please don't make it my fault. Look at it in a positive light--at least now you'll pay closer attention.

You--you'd better quit dishing or the whole office is about to find out how good you are (or aren't) at taking. Just because you're old and crochety with everyone else doesn't mean you can be that way with me.

you - thank you for the many rides home, being a sounding board, and maybe even the first actual friend i've had in years...

you - leave me alone, i am not interested and stop being such a narcissist it's unattractive. You wonder why people don't like you - it's because they never get to talk to you about anything but YOU! And as fascinating as you think you are - you're not THAT great. ugh.

you--you bore me. I have my own problems that I'm SURE are just as boring to you as yours are to me.....The difference--I don't TELL you about mine all the freakin' time.

You - I can't believe after years of telling the boys on the team, that they were lazy, useless and ruining your reputation, you get busted for stealing THEIR money out of the locker room. Now who is useless????

You - Please don't be a greedy, selfish brat tonight. I'm fully expecting you to tell us that you couldn't afford to buy us Christmas presents after telling me yesterday that you spent $580 on your on-off boyfriend. I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt, but its hard considering your past!

You! Thank you for separately wrapping all 12 of my little presents for me. I know you hate wrapping and you think my adoration of Christmas is childish. I appreciate the fact that you play along and don't just put all the presents one box for me to open. You're wonderful~I'll pay you back for it tonight! ;)

~Kim

YOU - a 5lb frikkin box of ho-hum choccies :faint: thanks... At least the littlies at kickboxing will have a good feast! GAH!

YOU - don't eat them! Don't eat them! Think of all the good work you've done!

YOU - I hope you're impressed tomorrow :D

You--if you were my niece I'd tell you how I really feel about what you're doing with your life. As it is, I just listen to you and shake my head and think how, even though you'll be 18 in March, you still have SO MUCH growing up to do before you'll even be close to being a "woman."

you - how dare you even think of calling and asking me to help you clean your house for christmas?! if you can't handle it, then don't have people come to your house. Everyone finds it miserable anyway, your dog stinks and you are a filthy slob and everyone can't wait to leave when they are there. I'm sure you've already trashed your new place in a manner of months, and that you would think that I'd want to spend EXTRA time there, doing YOUR chores is outrageous and makes me think that you really do live in your own little world. Get a clue and stop wasting my time.

*whew* if only i could really say those things. :)

You...how did you make me feel like such a bad housekeeper all these years and now you are in MY home leaving disgusting used kleenex lying around?

you - i am so angry i could scream. if you are going to accept packages for the entire apartment complex when people are not home and then close your office 6 hours early on the Friday before Christmas, and then close entirely on Saturday so that nobody can get their holiday packages, you should notify people! Thanks to you our package from Honey Baked Ham marked PERISHABLE with our Christmas Turkey in it - is sitting in your office rotting. I hope it smells so bad in your office on Tuesday morning that you puke. And you will be paying us the $55.00 it cost. You will not be accepting any more of our packages, even if it means we have to go down to FedEx, UPS and USPS ourselves to retrieve them. Oh! And thank you for telling us that while a lot of other people called with similar complaints you will not be sending anybody out because if you do it for one person, you have to do it for all of them. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU!

UGH!

but seriously, what kind of apartment complex does this?! Grrrr.

Gee Lizziness, that really sucks....sorry that it's happened.

you care about your possesions more than you care about the people you claim to love...I for one have reached my limit and I hope you will be happy when your possessions are all that you have...

Lizziness, were you able to get them to reimburse you for your turkey? That's so lame.

You - I can't understand how you've made it so far professionally when you have terrible eye contact.

You - my son, your "step-great-grandson", is an awesome kid and I'm sorry you don't see that. You could benefit greatly from his kindness, but you're too self-absorbed to acknowledge any teenagers but your "real grandchildren". If I didn't respect my father and his wife as much as I do, I would have told you off in your own home on Christmas day and walked out. And it would have felt GREAT.

You - learn to say "thank you" for Christmas gifts. You're 40 years old. It's time.

You - stop being so darned negative about everything in life. Stuff happens! 10% of life is what happens, the rest is how you handle it. I am finding it very difficult to remain your friend and listen to you gripe. Something has to happen in the New Year or you'll be on my Toxic Person List!

Ruth--I think we have the same friend!!

YOU - call someone to fix the damn furnace already!

That sister in law is my mother in law! What a small world!

and an update on the Turkey Hostage situation of Christmas 2006... they say we'll get our money back but we haven't seen it yet and they called honey baked ham and they are going to send us a new turkey... just as soon as more come in stock. and they are forbidden from accepting any packages for us. Ever. :)


You - you were very sweet. thank you for trying to make my holidays special and mean something... i'm sorry i was so grinchy and crabby about it all this year. maybe next year will be better. you did a good job and i thank you.

you - let me stay in this country. i don't want to go back to england and lose all my friends, famliy, job, security, consitency, sanity...

you - thanks for acknowledging how difficult this is for me...even when i wanna play the "i'm fine" game.

OH boy! Could I use this one right now!

You-- please stop being so mad at the world and holding on to grudges, offenses and anger as if it were a lifeline for you! I love you so much and agree with you, but there are times that you just have to let things go. You won't be "kissing people's behinds" or compromising what you think is right if you just let some things slide by.

You-- please stop being so pig-headed and stubborn and actually LISTEN to what I'm saying to you! Having a different opinion than you does not make my opinion crazy or uneducated! Also learn to be more compassionate to other people when they're hurting and upset.

You-- please learn that there should be a limit to everything and to respect your neighbors' rights to peace and quiet! Loud fireworks and pipebombs from 2 p.m. to 2 a.m. is just too much and is an invasion of others' rights.

You-- just get over it and move on! I know that it's hard, but you'll never get better just by continually crying and poring over it. There comes a time when you have to just go ahead and stop looking back... it's painful and doesn't accomplish anything. It's also difficult for those around you.

Whew... that was a bit freeing but also scary for me! ;)