You - could you just STOP playing World of Freaking Warcraft for one day in your life and spend some time with me? Would that kill you? Is your online life that much better than our life that you would rather be there than here? you suck.

well this is going to sound weird...

YOU - stop calling me for a ride to the observation site. You only want to go because you have a crush on him. You're completely useless to the work, have you noticed that the only projects he gives you are to skin dead coyotes? Because you suck at radio-tracking, baiting the traps, using the computer to enter data, and even photocopying. And I can't believe you're going to spend $1000+ on going to Yellowstone with us; you just want to spend time with him and that's not what's going to happen.

You - there are so many things I've wanted to share with you. I had the most thoughtful gift picked out for you for Christmas. I know you would be proud of my new job, and I would find your guidance and support to be a comfort right now. I miss you.

You - It would be enough if I just knew you were sorry for all the things you did when I was young. I am ready to forgive, and it would be so easy if you just knew how I felt and knew that I don't hate you now. I only want to know that you care about all the things you did, and that you are sorry.

You - What can I say? How can I thank you enough for what you have done for me? You have always been someone who set a good example and someone I could look up to as a model of how someone should live their lives. You give of yourself and expect nothing back. I hope one day I can be there for you the way you have been there for me my whole life.

You - Is it too much to ask that you pick up your messes and put things back where they go?? Is it too much to ask that after I cook a nice meal every night, make your lunch every morning, and work to keep this house together, that you don't leave your dirty socks everywhere, or dishes out for me to find in the morning? And, since I asked nicely a MONTH ago, can you FINALLY take a look at what is wrong with the truck?? All I ask is that you appreciate what I do, and try not to make my work at home twice as hard.

You left out peeing in the floor and leaving the seat up.

Oh, and emptying pockets on the counter every night, even though there's a JAR for that.

And leaving all the condiment containers on the table ALL THE TIME.

And getting up at 4:30 a.m. every morning and watching TV with the volume turned WAY up.

Hmmmmmmm........YOU(me :o :)--do your own "you" entry!

Well, he has been trained about the pee and seat. I flat out told him not to even think of leaving the bathroom like that! LOL

And yes, I totally know what you mean with the condiments and pocket clutter everywhere in the house!!!

The toilet is one of our constant battles. He actually even bought some of those Clorox clean-up wipes so "we" could keep the toilet rim clean. So far, the only ones that have been used are those that I've used before PUTTING THE SEAT DOWN!!!!

LOL

Yeah, it is always "we" can do this and "we" will definitely keep this clean!

Even though:

1) You don't make the mess
2) There is never a "we" that actually even does it. Only you. lol

That wipe story is classic, I laughed quite a bit at that one!

Getting the "you" thread back on track:

You--You live in Ohio and I live in Arkansas--How can we be married to the same man?

You--do you have a twin from whom you were separated at birth?

You - Hmm....If your guy complains that the lights were left on by you once, yet you turn them off for him when he leaves them on almost every day, then it has to be the same guy! Maybe you should ask if he has a secret life here.... ;)

You - I do, in fact! ;)

You both - trust me, we are all married to that man. *LOL*

You - just cool it with the sweet and friendly smile when I know damned well you are cutting me down behind my back. I refuse to avoid social occasions because of you and your hypocrisy!

You--Why don't you understand that I just want you to like me, as I am! And that it is possible for me to like you as you are! Your not fat, and even if you are so am I!

You--should babysit for our kids like you do for your other grandkids.
you- shouldn't kiss the other DIL'S A$$ just to keep her happy and off your son's a$$.
You--shouldn't be too good to at least wave at your SIL when you see her in the car. she's never done anything to you and we should get along for the family's sake.
you--did the right thing by not kissing her a$$ any longer. It never did any good anyway.
you--are coming around. It mean alot now that you understand me and don't blame me for what's going on with your brothers wife and your mom.
Wow that was nice!

You - stop feeling sick every day. Get healthly and stay healthy.

You (me) - WTG on getting out of bed on time every morning and being enthusiastic enough to wear makeup to work! And congrats on the new job!

And you - the web browser is called "Firefox". "Foxfire" is an Avon perfume from the 80s. If you're trying to convince someone you're a technologist, use the correct term.

You- I am VERY sick and tired of you hurting me! You need to act like a man more and less like a mamas boy! Your mom runs your life, and you are 26 years old! Grow up! Tell your mom to stop calling you 30+ times a day just to see what you are doing! You say she gets on your nerves, so let her know! You big baby! Stop hurtting me by threatening to do stupid stuff like not talk to me for 2 weeks if i don't stop crying! I'm am already hurt.....that's why i am in tears!! Be a man, not a mommy's boy or a bully! Grow that heck up darn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you - i am so sick of your incessant whining. give it a break... puhlease!

you - look around you once in a while and see the piles of crap that i am constantly picking up after you. you don't even notice it. i saw you look right at that bottle you left on the floor 2 days ago, and then proceed to walk by it. i am not picking your crap up any more... i'm going to start throwing it away instead. and while i'm at it, you might want to start thinking about moving out on your own, you are an adult now.

you!- your so self centered, it never fails to amaze me

You -- have time enough to blog endlessly, but not enough time to e-mail me, and that hurts.

You -- had no right to reproduce. Babies or dogs.

You -- are wrong to marry someone you're not attracted to.

You and You -- are the manifestations of divine joy.

You -- are my best friend and I love you beyond all comprehension.

Geri :wave:

YOU ALL- Stop saying you're going to diet and lose a certain number of pounds by a certain date when you aren't even dedicated enough to get rid of the unhealthy food! Stop going onto fad diets and starving yourself, only to give up and unreasonably go out to eat every night at a new restaurant! And STOP bringing me home food to tempt me when I have told you I have started my diet!

YOU- Get over yourselves because you all think you are better than me and think that because you are skinnier and wear so much make up you'll get wrinkles by age 21 that you are better people! You never even DEVELOPED halfway decent morals!

YOU- Stop trying to gain my respect and talk to me when you should know by now that you will never get my respect! You'll never change and you'll continue to be materialistic, manipultive, and two-faced!

YOU- Stop being depressed over a failed 3 month high school relationship! It wasn't going anywhere and it's not your fault he broke up with you! It's NOT because you're fat! And if you feel so bad about being fat then stop eating and drinking the worst things for you!

YOU- Stop thinking I'm going to cheat on you and realize that you are the best thing that has happened to me! Realize that I am helping myself for the future because you are part of my future and I want to be beautiful so I can be happy (to make us happy!) There is no reason to fear that I will fall out of love with you!!

n_n That was nice.

YOU! I called the police because you left a sleeping 4 year old in your car and went inside for coldstone....that line was almost an hour long and you should be ashamed! Sorry your older kids didn't get their ice cream, your welcome for me and DH sitting in the next car and watching your son.

YOU! I love you too much to see you making an arse of yourself...he may have moved out from his wife and kids, but he is a slug, please wise up!!!

YOU! (DH) it is the first day of your diet, whine and crank somewhere else, you are making me crazy enough to escape to the store for reces!!!

You .... I cannot believe you've had another huge life crisis. Hard to believe all that cwap happens to just one person. Very hard to believe.

you - stop treating me like i'm stupid. i'm not. start being a good supervisor and stick up for your employees. If you don't know an answer, ask someone don't just make something up and then change it later. arg. I am tired of you making me feel like i am useless and don't know how to do my job. this is a clear reflection of your supervising and ability to train people, not on my ability to do my job. arg.

you - when i have had a bad day, it'd be nice for you to take a few minutes to talk to me and be sympathetic.

you - stop being so bossy. it makes people dislike you.

You - you're disrespectful and I'm foolish for thinking you've changed. And you're *so* off my buddy list!

You - it's probably time to quit screwing around, huh?

You - I hate to be annoyed by you, but I am.

You - need to stop wearing low rise pants and too small shirts to work or you will NEVER get out of your Analyst position because everyone is terrified to send you to a client site with your tummy showing in front and your drawers riding halfway up your back.

You - need to realize you are beautiful without two tons of make-up fake eyelashes and a hairweave. People would KILL to have your natural beauty and I wish you would appreciate all you have going for yourself.

You - need to quit calling my DD after 9:30 little silly boy cause I done told you she has a curfew and we follow rules in my house and if you keep it up then I'm gonna call your daddy and tell on you cause YOU ain't supposed to be on the phone after 9:30 ANYWAY! Yeah, I said it!

Tiki

YOU- when will you realize that i lov eyou and always have. That i want you in my life forever. When will you grow up and realzie you aren't your father and you will not treat me the way he treated your mother becuase you never have. When will you stop being afraid of me? when will you realize that you are the one that i want...
You- when wil you realize i jsu twnat to be your friend. stop shutting me out - i am a big girl adn can handle alot of things- stop hiding form me - it's ok.

Oh this is the best thread ever.....

You - Stop gloating about how much weight you have lost and how you've done it. Yes, I am aware that you have lost X amount of pounds....I KNOW that you go to the gym everyday! For some of us, it takes a little longer! Ease up...your constant reminders are making others feel worse.

You - I am not the diet guru!!!!!! It's a very simple equation: eat healthy foods and exercise = lose weight. It's not that hard!!! There is no miracle drug or cure to make you lose 400 pounds in 10 minutes!!!! Get over all of the "fads" and suck it up, put the hamburger and fries down and back away slowly!

You - If you haven't noticed....I LIKE you!!!! You make me crazy.

You - NO!!!!! I don't want to mess around with you!!!!!!! You are married. Why would I want to mess with someone who treats his wife like crap? It would make it that much easier for you to treat ME like crap and think it's ok. Get over yourself!!

You - Leave him alone. He broke up with you. Move on!!! He already has.

You - Stop asking me to watch your kids because you have to work. I'm the single mom in this scenario...have you watched my 1 child as opposed to me watching your 4?!?!? No, you haven't. Some sister you are. And it might be nice if you called just to say hello every once in a while. I haven't heard anything from you in months.

God, do I feel better. Thank you for creating this thread.

I love this sort of thing!

You - stop spying on me! It's MY business who I speak to. There is absolutely no reason for you to immediately go and ask "what did SHE want?" We're all adults, here, and no one appointed you the office spy.

You - if you don't want me to get angry with you, stop surprising me with changes to my job.

You - just because we work together doesn't mean we're friends. Get over it.

You - thank you for putting up with me.

You - your belly has the best dots! You always make me smile.

You - if I wanted your opinion on decorating, I would have asked.

You - keep betting against me. If I take your bet, will you pay up?

You - please stop randomly cutting out at intersections. it scares the crap out of me and I really don't want to replace you, yet.

You - thanks for shipping to Alaska. You have no idea how much I value your service.

Look out girls...

YOU You were a cold and indifferent boss -before- you got pregnant...having a baby should make you a nicer person, not the other way round. I deserve to be treated with respect, even if I am just a checkout girl. APPRECIATE the fact that I came in to fill a shift. APPRECIATE that I have other commitments apart from work. And so does everyone else!

YOU I love you SO DAMN MUCH. I do. Why wont you trust me? We live together, love together, work together. I can have a drink, even two. I wont ever cheat on you. I have no history of this, but I can tell you are insecure. You have to learn to trust me. I am a big girl, I have always been independent. And I wish so much that I could take back that promise "I will never accept a drink from another guy" just coz YOU feel like you are there to provide for me. YOU wern't even THERE!!! And damn it, I felt bad making that promise, because I can do what I damn well like, I love, you, but I'm not owned by you. Relax - and stop being so insecure.

YOU - if you can't even put my phone on charge while I've spent all :censored: day shopping for you, washing up (YOUR job) and getting up when I didn't have to to make your lunch, AND making your dinner for you when you got home then :censored: YOU! Man you suck sometimes. :p

YOU - shouldda stayed at home!

You - please take more business trips. Life is so much pleasanter with you out of the office.

You - thanks for asking about my workout. That made me grin - I never expected that level of friendliness and concern from a stranger.

You - thanks for taking care of the dishes. I know it was your night, but I would have understood if you didn't want to after getting home so late.

You - relax. The new girl's got nothin' on you, and I'm not about to stop sending work to you.

You - thank you for waiting until our alarms went off to ask for breakfast.

You - I'm sorry I had to leave for work before you were ready for belly-rubs to end, but Fancy Feast isn't free.

you - deserve this. dont blow it.

You--when will you learn that it's not on you to solve all the office problems, especially those between co-workers. Everybody just winds up being mad at you, even though they've all come to you talking about each other.

You - "The Only Living Boy in New York" is my favorite song. I didn't mean for this to happen, but I have a secret crush on you.

you - I've said this before, I'll say it again - I am only as good as my training and my "failure" as an employee is a direct reflection on your failure as a manager! Start doing your job so I can do mine.

you - ***** to me all you want. i really don't mind. i like having a friend for the first time in literally years. thank you.

you - who goes to a bar for their family birthday party?! wtf is wrong with the lot of you?!

You - You are not my boss. Stop acting like it. You piss me off when you do that.

You - I'm glad you got back with him. I know how happy he makes you.

You - Please make the ice storm stop. Where is the snow?

YOU - quit moaning about what-ifs and get some self-confidence girl! :mad:

YOU - oh you, man. Sort yourself out and you know, be available sometimes! :rolleyes:

YOU - set an example by actually working the 9-5 not the 11-3 :rolleyes:

YOU - hello! Happy V-Day, I hope you get me chocolate :devil: :lol:

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