You - PULL YOUR SOCKS UP!!!! (I think I'm talking to the same person as SusanB!) :kickbutt:

Ouch! Stop kicking me YOU!

You....you lied to the entire school about the track team littering and said that the track parents need to teach their kids to respect the school....I was standing right there when you were and a bunch of kids helped to pick up so don't blame the entire track team and single out only your kid and coach's kid as angels. And then when I defended the track team you send me a nasty email....you have no class.

gary- hm.you can put a positive spin on everything. :) It will be amusing to see their failure.. but in the meantime it's my job and my job performance that will suffer for it. and i assure you their failure to give me appropriate tools to do my job will not be brought up.*LOL*

you - thanks for always showing me the upside to things. I need that. A lot. so I'll be less grumpy.:)

You - How DARE you say that I'm jealous that Oden's beard is thicker than mine!?!?!??!!? You just mad cause Noah has prettier hair than you.

You - invaded my body and made me miss almost two days of work, rotten stinking little germs

You - found a way to abuse cold medicine so I couldn't get the drugs I really needed cause my minor child couldn't go into the store and buy them and I was too sick to walk.

You - Dang you gotta nice body! Can you walk past my office every DAY when you come back from your workout?

Tiki

Hey you! Why are you so stinkin' negative? You pee in everyone's cornflakes, get 'em riled up, then say "oh well, whatever works for you" and waltz away. ACK! Stop it!

Phfew. Thanks! I feel better. :)

You - are really mentally unstable. The thought of you getting a job as a police officer scares me!

You - why are you bothering me? You haven't grown up one little bit in the entire 5 yrs that I've known you.

You - are crazy to consider marrying someone you met online...like 3 months ago. I want to tell you this sooooo bad but I keep it to myself. I guess it's not my business and you are almost 40!

You - enrage me every time you make a negative comment about my body. Stop projecting and leave me alone. I have less than 20 lbs to lose and you have about 80! It's not just joking around you're hurting my feelings and trying to sabotage me.

you - stop asking for advice when clearly you don't want advice but sympathy. so sick of someone asking for advice then getting pissed off when they get it. And seriously, if 5, 10, 30 people all have the same advice for you - perhaps THEY are right.

you - next time I tell you I want to be alone, please respect my request and boundaries. I wasn't crying until you frustrated me. Nothing was even wrong that I wanted to talk about until you pressured me and crowded me emotionally and physically. leave me aloneeeee!

you - thanks for being supportive and a sounding board.

you- ice cream is not dinner OR breakfast. go find yourself something REAL to eat.

You - Quit talking about it and starting DOING it. We're sick of hearing you talk talk talk...

You - Please help him. He needs help so badly and even as his family, we are powerless to help or heal him. I can't imagine the misery it must be for him...

You - come on and go with me today. It will be good for you. It'll be much more fun than vegging in front of the TV.

You - step away from the computer, put on your cross-trainers, and get outside.

You - surround yourself with people you love today. You need it.

You - I gave you too much power.

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you- ice cream is not dinner OR breakfast. go find yourself something REAL to eat.[/QUOTE]

HEY LIZZIE! when did my nephew move in with you? Send me a bill for rent ;)

Originally Posted by jtammy:
You - Quit talking about it and starting DOING it. We're sick of hearing you talk talk talk...

WOOPS! Guess he moved "back in" with TAMMY :D
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Originally Posted by phantastica:
You - step away from the computer, put on your cross-trainers, and get outside.
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HEY PHANTASTICA ~ When did Angie talk to you about me? Actually I worked today..."resting" at the computer now! ;)

Sadly, my "you" was really a "me" :o

Oh shut up and do your work.

You - thank you for flagging me down to tell me that I left $40 in the ATM!!

You - I hate your Camaro. On you, it's trite.

You - great job for cracking down on yourself the past week or two. Weigh-in will be good on Monday.

Thank you for telling me you'd break up with me if I starved! I know I would have kept considering it as an option...I had been waiting for you to say it! (It shows me you care!)

YOU! Please keep your job longer than a month. It's pathetic that a 43 year old woman can't keep a job. And stop yelling at everyone because your life sucks. I'm sorry you are that pathetic. You aren't, and haven't been, anyone's mother.

YOU! You need to grow up! You're 19 and have a baby! You need to be there for the baby and take care of it! Get a job! No complaints! Your decisions...YOU make up for them!

Just ream them out ... tell 'em the blunt truth (or YOUr version of it). That'll fix 'em!

You! It's time to celebrate. You're back on track, you handled a potentially dysfunctional situation in a healthy manner (which shows progress!), and you're not too broken up about it! I don't say this often, but you are phantastic.

YOU!!!! How dare you promise me that you were going to be there for me forever. How dare you propose to me, then decetfully get me pregnant?! How dare you give me a 3 stone promise pendant necklace, then dump me 4 days later?! Who in the **** do you think you are?????? I loved you! I gave you my entire heart, and made you my whole world!! Now i'm 2 months pregnant, and alone! No man is going to want me now that i am pregnant with someone elses child! Thanks a lot! You are EXACTLY like that deadbeat father of yours who you would cry to me and say you never wanted to be like!!! I am not going to be like you! I am going to raise this child to be the one of the best things this world has ever seen, and i will do it all by myself! You no-good 2-timing son-of-a-A*S!!!!!!!!

you - you get what you put out. and you got exactly what you deserved.

you - find a way to move on.

you - thanks for the bengay backrubs i need them!

~You: Do you realize that just because I may not post in every thread, it doesn't mean that I don't read it? If I posted on every single thread in our areas-my children would starve, my house would be a wreck, and I would never have time to work or work out. I am not ignoring you on purpose. I promise. :)

~You: Please take down your Christmas decorations...it's MARCH. :lol:

~You: As much as we would all like to, we don't have the time to hold your hand and do everything for you. Please, you are an adult-it wouldn't hurt you to do some things for yourself.

~You: You got pregnant on purpose. Please step up and take care of your child properly, instead of partying and leaving your child with everyone else.
:(

~You: I truly, honestly believe that you have some serious problems-even if you are not ready to admit it yet. I have already forgiven you-even if you hate me.

~You: I miss you, and I want to come back to you all. This weekend made me realize just how lonely I am here in this town. :(

~You: I love your fuzzy hair, fat cheeks, and big brown eyes. You look like a Monchichi doll. :D

~You: Thank you for giving me this opportunity-I hope I don't disappoint you. :)

I always read this thread...I think I need to post! ;)

YOU: You call yourself a DOCTOR? Where'd you get your medical degree..Sears Roebuck? :mad: It's scary what passes for medical care around here. Next time I get injured/sick, I'm going to the 'big city'! :p

YOU: I thought you were doing so great, but now you're pulling the same old scams :( :cry: . Your Dad and I love you, but we won't put up with that junk anymore! Someone said (Dr. Phil?) ..'if you do what you always did, you'll get what you always got..' so WATCH OUT! :mad:

YOU: Thank you for cleaning my house. I hate not being able to vacuum, mop floors, etc. I'm so glad to have a DH who cares! :hug: :hug: :love:

Oh my young friend, I have so much faith in you ... why don't YOU?

You - How wrong I was about you. I thought I was lucky to have a great MIL. Wrong. You visit son #1 because of the grandchild, you visit son #2 because he lives at a great fishing/holiday spot, you don't have to visit son #3 because he STILL lives with you...why cant you visit son #4? The city is not scary, and he is totally hurt that you wont see him.

You - I wish you'd say something.

YOU - How dare you give me no extra help this weekend. I worked my butt off to get ready for this trip for YOUR family. I worked my butt off ON the trip for YOUR family and then we come home and everything gets unloaded and just DUMPED everywhere until I get to it? I was up at 6 am every freaking day this weekend working my tail off trying to get everything done, the house still looks like it was run over by a tornado and you did NOTHING. Why is it that the more I do the less you do?

YOU - I love you, but it is a GUEST room and it is the main bathroom. It may shock you to know that we have other guests and visitors besides you. I dont mind you keeping a supply of clothes and toiletries here, but I do mind you taking the entire closet and dresser for storage. That dresser is there for ALL our guests to use, not just you. I mind you removing the extra towels and blankets that are stored in the guest room so you can use that space for your stuff too. Leaving your toiletries all over the bathroom until your next visit is pretty rude too.

and while we are in PMS rant mode

YOU AND YOU AND YOU - I have 2 young children in the house. HOW DARE YOU LEAVE MEDICATIONS LYING ON THE COUNTER AND DROPPED ON THE FLOOR. If you need help with your medications while you are here ask, but EVERY time any of you visit these precious children I find toxic drugs within their reach. If you drop a pill and cant find it, TELL ME.

Oh cheer up!

Originally Posted by SusanB:
Oh cheer up!

No kidding!! I definitely wish someone in my life would just stop making up problems and be happy!!!

uh ohhhh...two in a row. that ain't good. i guess no one's been having problems this week. good for all of you guys :goodvibes:

YOU: stop being a bad friend. Look, I know you lack some serious tact, but first you tell me that "you don't have time to talk to me" then you tell me that because you have a new boyfriend you'll have "even less time to talk to me". I brushed it aside thinking you not having the right sort of consciousness to realize that is rude. Then you give me a time for us to talk, and you don't flipping show up!!! We're thousands of miles away, I'm supposed to be your best friend!! And then you complain about how people don't like you?!?!?!?!? There are many things I have pushed aside for the sake of our friendship because I know you have a lot of problems. But blowing me off? That's not what friends do. If you want to be my friend, be my friend, and be a good one, but don't treat the ones you have so poorly and then play the pity card. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. :mad: :mad:

That made me feel better. :) There's such a feeling of relief in me.

you - stop being the food police. if i want to eat a freaking cookie, shut up and let me eat it. It's not like I ate an entire BATCH of cookies. sigh.

YOU - remember you are in the hospitality business and quit crabbing about riff-raff showing up for karaoke nights. They spent money, didn't they?

you--stop telling me how much you ate all week and that you must of gained all kinds of weight. Then when we weigh in you've lost 2 lbs and you pretend to be surprised. then you give the rest of the group all kinds of advice on eating habits...please!! grrrrrrrrr

You - it sucks that you are celebrating Easter just three miles away from us and you don't invite us. I'm your daughter - it should be a birthright to see my parent on a holiday.

You - I promise you that wherever I am, you are always welcome. Especially on holidays (see above).

You---you need to sit down and hush so that the rest of us can do our jobs--you have a pile of work on your desk that needs to be done before you leave for vacation in less than four days and once again you are just flitting and floating and non-stop talking so that someone will have to do the job you are being paid to do!!

You- I am so sorry. You were standing there in the middle of the airport terminal on crutches looking stressed out about something. I was walking by and your face softened and you smiled at me like you were relieved to see me. And I didn't even know you. The first thing that crossed my mind was, "Yeah, right" and I shot you the dirtiest look. Please believe me when I say that I do not behave like that normally- that I am normally very approachable. I tried to find you later to apologize and explain that I had to pee so bad , was rushing to the potty and was anxious about my trip, but you disappeared.

YOU - Please, if you want to chat endlessly about how you are not feeling well do so at a reasonable hour. 9pm at night is no good for me; you know I'm up at 5am every weekday. Your schedule is all about you. You need some distraction from yourself. Stop over analyzing every freakin' little twitch and twinge that your body has. Sometimes you just have to get on w/it; you will find the answer but stop obessessing so much.

YOU - why don't you ever call me? or e-mail me? or are you even still my friend? I've reached out so many times only to be forgotten. Like water off a ducks back I let stuff you did roll away. Now I believe you have completely forgotten about me and it makes me sad.

YOU - get your act together and bust a move looking for another job. It will not come a knockin' on your door. If you don't like your situation, stop rejecting other's advice, step up to the plate and do something!!!

YOU - PLEASE STOP WHINING!! I SIMPLY CAN'T HEAR YOU WHEN YOU WHINE!!!

YOU - are the best most wonderful dog in the whole wide world!!!!

Wow, that was great. Anyone got a cigarette? ;)

Jo

You, you, you, you and you, too (multiple offenders): A lawn ornament is supposed to "accent" your lawn or garden, and create a nice focal point. You don't need 2 birdbaths, a peeing statue, 3 gazing balls, a birdfeeder, 2 garden flags, 2 deer, 18 or so stepping stones, a frog, a handful of gnomes, and Snow White with all of the 7 dwarves...it looks like you are having a yard sale! :lol:

You: It is now APRIL, and your Christmas decorations are still up! Take them down, please!

You: If you are going to spend hundreds of dollars for concrete retaining wall bricks-at least spend $8 on a book to learn how to properly install them. Those are going to be falling over in a month, and it looks like my 5 year old played LEGOS in your front yard. :lol:


Sorry-springtime yardwork in our neighborhood has gotten to me... :lol:

YOU- Are a spineless, bald, weenie who escaped to the world of academia because you wore out your welcome in the business world. You have all of those pictures on your office wall of you with various celebrities, but you are still ALONE and it's obvious why. This is not about you. It's about a remarkable opportunity I have that I will not be able to take because you will not let me take my final 4 days early. That is SO STUPID.
Don't you worry. The dean will be in touch.

YOU are pretty negative.