You--I will forever be sorry that I didn't wave at you everytime I drove by your house. And I will forever be sorry that I didn't stay until visiting hours to see you one last time because I didn't want to be late for class. Please know that I'm trying to do better now with the people I love.

You--You think I'm honking at you, but I'm really honking at your black Lab--I love her and she knows my truck :)

You--STOP CALLING ME AT WORK ON MY CELL PHONE--YOU'RE GONNA GET ME IN TROUBLE!!!!!

YOU! - Make the effort! A half effort isn't making me happy, I'd rather you didn't bother at all. I wish I could tell you how much it hurts, I don't know why it hurts but somehow it's the last straw. It's MY SPECIAL DAY and you're not there for the important bits, get over yourself, get a backbone and stand by your friends. If you don't, I don't think I count as a friend any more.

You - Don't schedule to install something, before you have it in your hand!! there's no guarantee of when you'll get it, so how on earth do you think you can guarantee when you can put it in??? you're driving me CRAZY! :stress:

You - no, you didn't order your stuff "two months" ago. you ordered it 6 weeks ago, and it came in, in less than 4 weeks, which was what we estimated. it's NOT our fault that you didn't check with your designer, to see if it was here yet, and it's not our fault if they didn't call you to tell you it was here. we called them several times, and left messages. we did our part, so BACK OFF! :nono:

bad doggie. no biscuit. :p

(can you tell i'm having a rough day at work?? *lol*)

You - I am not an idiot. Don't act surprised when I say something and it turns out to be true. And it's Salvador Dali, not Salvador Dolly. Learn to say it right before you tout yourself as an art snob.

You--I can't believe how you lead my DD on. You told her things to make her believe you liked her. You posted things aimed at making her think you were interested. You egged her on. When she told you she liked you, you brushed her off. How can you be so mean?
You--you threw a great party this weekend! You look great! How much have you lost?
You--can you make up your own mind? Do you have to copy everything I do? It gets a bit old and makes me feel quite used. I'm about to make "I don't know" my new mantra....

YOU! - Have the decency to tell me BEFORE that you're not turning up. And actually YES IT DOES MATTER AND IT IS A BIG DEAL!

You, you, you, you, you and you - YES IT DOES MATTER AND IT IS A BIG DEAL! But at least you're all here on Saturday.

Oh and YOU - GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, IT IS NOT A HOTEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL BE CHARGING AS IF IT IS IF YOU CONTINUE TO TREAT IT A SUCH.

You - You make me want to go rock climbing! I have never seen anyone with such HIGH energy! When will you ever sit down? :lol:

You - Thanks for calling back, it was FUN catching up :)

You - All you want is money. Leave her alone, it is time she started LIVING her life and not be used by her own "kids". And don't give her anymore heartache? It's affecting her can't you see...

You .... don't call out deperately then dismiss or excuse yourself out of all the solutions and ideas we give you. Did you think we just liked to hear ourselves talk? You asked and we were honestly trying to help. Wasn't that what you wanted? Or did you want all of us to agree that yup, yer a hopeless case and should just stay fat and unhappy?

YOU - Please stop trying to get through everything on your own and realize that we're here for you. You're not intruding, you barely come to see us. It is your first year away from home, and legally, we may not be family any more, but in our hearts, you're still our sis/SIL! We love you and want to help you get through this tough time, but you have to let us!!

LOL, I could have written this this morning.

You two - I had way too much fun last night.
You - I could get excited about you.
You (to myself) - don't lose scope of things. You just started losing again and you know what to do and what not to do.

you--Drop the m & m and back away slowly. Did you hear me? DROP THE M & M!!!!!! NO! Don't eat it!!!! Drop it!!!! Drop it NOW!!!!!!

I think I need to join in!

You - stop acting like every problem you have has been created externally. The choices YOU have made in your life have gotten you to a point where you are not happy. Yes you have had some bad times but so have other people. They learn to deal with it and I think you do too. I know you think that I am the source of some of your problems because I didn't want to be your money lender. I lent you money and you still haven't paid me back but you paid others back because "they expected you to pay them back". I think it is disrespectful and I think you need to learn how to live on your income or else your financial issues may never go away. Also, don't complain about me not wanting to be your friend anymore when you don't return my phone calls and seem disinterested when I e-mail you. Also, don't blame me if you can't come to my wedding because of your financial issues. You have had financial issues for years, I doubt a couple months would make a difference. I also rather you spend your money on your bills rather than spend it coming to my wedding. I love you but I do worry about you and I think once you figure out how to stop blaming the world and start dealing with your issues, you will be a lot better off.

You - I don't care if you are at my wedding or not. I really don't.

You--I can't believe how strong you are. I would have been crushed. If you ever need a shoulder to lean on or to cry on, I'm here. I will always be here for you. I love you.

YOU> should have said Hi to me at Disneyland, we are cousins for crying out loud!

YOU> stop complaining to me that you don't have enough money to feed your kids. Your husband makes triple We do

You>Stop telling me that I am a bad mother because my daugter isnt potty trained yet. YOU ARE NOT HER DOCTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You>Stop calling me I am on the national do not call list and I do not want a timeshare!!!!!

:) You thanks for walking with me 5 nights a week, I am glad we met and will miss you terribly when you are gone!

YOU - Don't berate me just because you don't agree with the law. You have no right to as I'm not your subordinate. Just remember, the track you're on means that I'll be your boss in a very short amount of time and I will remember this time in both our careers when making any and all of my decisions. Or you could apologize like an adult and we can both just forget about this.

You - are the smartest person I've ever met and I think I've been suppressing a crush on you for a long time.

You - why is it that every one of you who is available is a big dork?

You - telling me you started drinking again is the worst possible news you could have shared with me. Don't you remember what it was like in 1999?

You--the election is over. You can take down your signs now.

Thank you! It really irks me having to see these things day after day. Shouldn't the candidates be made to pay a littering fee for not removing them?

You - be consistent! I can't do my job unless you inform me properly how to do it. Nit-picking over the tiny things I do wrong, and then not telling me important things I need to be doing differently is NOT a good way to manage!

You..
 

Get off the computer and get to sleep :yawn: :moo:

You--stop using the company credit card for personal use! Yeah, yeah, we're both owners but I don't use company money for dining out--I pay for it myself.

You really should be more careful about what you say in public settings. Indicating that you want to keep someone happy by relieving them a responsibility that everyone else must bear only makes everyone else think you con't care if they are happy or not. After hearing that, I'm now not so inclined to be so agreeable to things and am more inclined to not share as much so that I can be considered so indispensible that you need to also make me happy.

You created a roomful of disgruntled folks with one cavalier and thoughtless statement. Way to go.

YOU - you are such a FLAKE! You should at least have phoned rather than wussing out and leaving an e-mail. Don't expect me to be talking the next time you get around to getting in touch...

YOU - I love you! :love: What a super-man you are! Those big muscles carried that heavy box AND helped put it together AND hoovered the carpet AND gave me a cuddle :D :D :D :D :D :D

you - I love you, I miss you and I'm sorry.

you - get off your sorry butt, quit leeching off everyone and popping out babies, get a job! get a life! you're disgusting.

you - are healthy, and fit, and look great, why do you think you need to lose weight? enjoy your body, it's healthy and fabulous; don't take it for granted.

You - If you don't want to talk to me just tell me so instead of not answering the phone and then telling me "oh, the ringer must have been turned off". I called your cell phone too!! Was the ringer turned off on both of your phones?

You ... you make my day better!

You - quit being useless and do your job!!

You - Don't tell me that I'm doing a good job losing weight, and then go on and complain about how much you need to lose. You wear a size 0!! Where would you lose weight from?

You - I listen to your stupid stories and lend an ear when you just need to talk. Why couldn't you listen to me for 15 minutes when I could have really used a friend?

You - Thanks for all your help with my crazy day! I couldn't have survived without you. Thank you for answering all my questions big and small, and for just jumping in and helping when you could tell I was in over my head.

You - Thanks for inviting me to join WW with you. It gave me the boost I needed to really start losing!

YOU...I appreciate your calls..but why do you always want to talk about FOOD, cookbooks, receipes, etc? Why not ask how I'm doing with my weight loss? :listen:

YOU..You worked for years to build this group, but lately you seem to be working just as hard to tear it apart! I don't get it...I don't get YOU! :mad:

YOU..Stop being so brave and let someone help you. It hurts to see you slipping away..just let me be your friend :cry:

YOU..I'm so glad that you never give up on me! :D

If YOU have time to eat too much ... YOU have time to eat a little less.

YOU!!! Yes YOU! You who's *** I'm gonna bust to the other side of the moon next week... Yes you know who I'm talking about! :yes: LIGHT means hit lightly, ie NOT PUCH SOMEONE HARD ENOUGH TO BREAK THEIR RIBS. When you are repeatedly told to go LIGHT then you are not controlled enough to be allowed to spar in an ADVANCED class. Martial Arts is about CONTROL not beating the patooey outta people. :mad: And now I can't train. You SUCK. I'm blaming EVERYTHING on YOU. You just wait till I get better - I am training to beat you. :yes:

YOU - even though I didn't see much of you this weekend, I still love you and I still had a nice time :D I think it's nice to each do our own thing sometimes, but I will be ready for some "quality time" tonight ;) :o

YOU - pull your head out of the comfort eating zone - being injured means there are no calories to burn off that chocolate you're thinking about. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Oh and You - thank you for buying me that sexy little number, I'm sure I'll get a lot of wear out of it! Oh and the flowers too, both of them! You're being very generous recently! I like it! :D

You! How dare you make me feel bad for doing something nice for someone, and how dare you make HER feel bad also by making your gripe public. You feel "robbed" because I didnt include you. It isnt about YOU damit, it was about her. I had a nice impulse and went with it. Thank you for making me feel bad that I didnt turn it into a major project.

YOU - Get your own :censored: ******

YOU - Stop treating me as though I'm something foul you've just wiped off your ***! I'm a 41-year-old, college educated person...not a child that you can treat with disrespect. My son is a student in your classroom for 6 HOURS a DAY and you are making me feel like he should be pulled out and homeschooled. I realize I'm fat and frumpy, but I'm a great mom and deserve your respect. You are a kindergarten teacher FIRST and being a basketball coach is secondary. Be an educator, not a drill sergeant and next time my son comes in with something for show and tell, YOU BETTER LET HIM SHOW IT OFF!! (I CAN'T WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR!!) And STOP ROLLING YOUR EYES AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT MY SON!!!

You (whoever you are)--I agree with everything techwife just said!!! If you are a teacher, then you should have priorties and you should APPRECIATE a concerned parent when you are lucky enough to meet one.

:cheers: 4myself: :high:

You: Happy Anniversary! I can't believe we've made it two whole years! Only 48 more to go! :) I really do love you!

You - Quit telling me about how broke you are and how you can't afford to go to little things like a $20 concert (that you said you would go to so we bought the ticket 2 months ago and now you decide you can't afford it), or pay me back the $500 dollars you owe me, but you can afford a $600 gym membership, a $400 bike you never ride, a PS2, an entertainment system, tons of new movies, and tons of toys for the boys. In addition to having high speed internet, dish, tivo, and other expensive stuff. You are stupid with your money and you better not come to me if(when) you ever get into financial trouble. Quit blaming everyone else for your stupidity and lack of common sense, and own up to your own screw ups! I have no sympathy for you!

You - Thank you for the smiles, hugs, and kisses. You always seem to know just what I need. I love you! I'm sorry your parents are so ******ed!!

You - Thank you for putting down the video games and playing with me! I needed that today! I love you!

You - If you wanted to be a racist, bigot and just plain mean - do it at home and let your family hate you. The work place is not the time or place for it. It's bad enough having to always listen to you, but when you spew this filth I just cringe. And if you don't like what I picked out for the potluck, come and tell me, don't complain loudly in where I can hear it. Jeez!

Hey there lizziness, that sucks about the mean racist ******* at work... I just wanted to say you should definitely stand up to him/her. I know it's hard to do (I know a few ppl like that myself) but when you don't say anything it is giving permission for them to continue. This is one case where complaints shouldn't be anonymous but right up front.