Welcomes Ronni Yum, fresh meat.

I typically go in at 5:30 on day shift, but today we started 30 min. early. On graves I go in at 6:30.

Yes, Bargoo, you will all be working...painting my house. See you all at 6:00 am sharp. But, be here 30 min. early for the Safety Meeting.

[Hattie22]

I am going to file a claim with the Threadkiller Union Rep (Bill). We are being harassed by a guy who slaps his wife's butt every night and keeps threatening viruses. Now we have to give up our glorious holiday???? What the heck???

Ruth: Please send Bargoo a drink or two, three, six, ten!!!!

I may have to talk to OSHA about Gary's attitude towards safety. Slapping his wife's butt could lead to a Loss Time Incident, or at least a black eye.

[JuliaDH]

[EZMONEY]

I told you all that I duck

Um, Gary, she's shorter than you......Dumba$$.

My X learned about that the hard way too.....Dumbera$$.

[EZMONEY]

good point OPERATOR...no wonder I need beer for the pain...

before I started ducking I had a sore chest...now I need dental care

[JuliaDH]

I think that Garys post is really a flip peice of reality. Angie does the butt slapping and Gary takes it with a grin!

[BillBlueEyes]

You bet, Hattie, serious charges accumulating:

sexual harassment,
public indecency,
inciting a riot,
spreading viruses,
unprotected posting,
sexual innuendo on a family thread,
contributing to the delinquency of a miner,
...

it goes on and on.


He is found guilty as charged. Severe punishment is in order.

He is hereby sentenced to read this entire thread.

If he doesn't clean up his act, he will be sentenced to read it twice.

[JuliaDH]

hmmm Queen Operators day off! Should we wake her up?

GOOD MORNING SLEEPY HEAD HIGHNESS! Time to order the slaves around!

[ronni62]

Wow-thanks, Julia, I needed that! It woke us up here in Iowa too! Well, shoot, now that means I have no excuse-time to get to the housework and schoolwork-bummer....

[Slashnl]

If it wasn't webrover's job already, we could have Gary go back and add up how many posts each one of us have had in each of the previous threads. 6 previous threads at over 500 posts each, plus this one.... that would take him awhile! He would no time to spread viruses!

[bargoo]

OK, OP I am getting ready to come over and paint your house but I expect to see plenty of strong, black coffee, a big plate of ham and eggs and lots of hash browns, that should hold me until about 10AM then you can bring out the bagels and cream cheese.I'll skip lunch as I am on a diet.

Good Morning all you little ThreadKillers.

Oy, did I ever sleep in. If DD hadn't woke me up to take her to school, my face would still be stuck to my pillow.

I'm gonna be all kinda busy today running errands so I can catch up enough to do some fun time on my days off. That is if I don't land in jail for wringing my DD's neck. I HATE 15 YR OLD ATTITUDE.

I'm gonna get in the shower now. I didn't wake up from my "quick nap" last night and I smell kinda funky.

Ohhhh. Ham and Eggs. Yummy!!! OK, first errand grocery store.