Well, I come from a Huge NASCAR family. Been following it ... forever. Being as our family is so big many of the racers we follow/like are different then others in the family. but it is all in fun when we dog the others driver. Almost like we own them --- hahaha. And no I am NOT a redneck. I don't live in a mobil home, and I have all my teeth, my name isn't May Billy Bobby Sue.
So for our drivers we favor: Tony Stewart (hoping he does well this season on his own), Kevin Harvick, Dale JR, and my oldest adores Kyle Bush. My bil is a Gordon fan, and we've always love dogging him... but now that him and JR are on the same team I can't do it as much.
OMG!!! I actually did my hair and put on make up today. I really do still know how to use the stuff. Probably still won't help with my Driver's License photo, but I can try.
I'm still waiting for Dale Earnhardt to finish partying with Jim Morrison and Elvis so he can come back to us.
My neighbor is often in awe of me because I always wear (eye) makeup and have my hair done. On the weekends, too! Good thing she doesn't usually see me at 4:30 AM!
Gee, Pear, Who said you were a redneck? I am not a redneck either but I like to laugh. I'll take laughter over tears anyday
No, no, no, I just wanted to Clarify that I wasn't one. You know being a fan of NASCAR and all. I love laughter.... way better then tears. Tears ruin my contacts. I have to ditch them after a day of crying for a new pair. Laughter... well it burns calories. Hehehehehehe!!!
Referring back to Red Green. He might have a trick to solve the jowl problem. Duct tape will be the main ingredient. That man has amazing worksmanship with duct tape.
Oh yeah, it's genetic. My mom had it and she was never more than 15 lbs. overweight if that. Sure, I get my eyes, cheekbones, hair color, body type and almost everything else from my dad's side. So what do I get from my mom? Her freaking jowls!!!!!
Wow! I have been gone since page 5!!! I had a lot of reading and laughing to do!
Greetings Goddess Operator: Thanks for the role of Executioner! I will do a good job...I promise. Anyone in mind yet?
Laughed my way through all the redneck jokes. Gagged my way through all the fart mentions. Ruth's NYT quotes were great!!! I am copying and bringing to work tomorrow!
Nascar: I agree with Slash...Dale Jr. is who I always root for.
I can't remember much more than that....except Bargoo thinks we are boring and has been boycotting us. boy·cott (boikt)
tr.v. boy·cott·ed, boy·cott·ing, boy·cotts
To abstain from or act together in abstaining from using, buying, or dealing with as an expression of protest or disfavor or as a means of coercion.
I bet a couple here could come up with a few good definitions of their own. Come on Bargoo... entertain us!
Probably still won't help with my Driver's License photo, but I can try.
