#136
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Tortilla soup farts! Yummy!
J's reply to the soup, "It's good Mom, but Geez Louise, why don't you just eat the Cayenne straight out of the bottle?"
My response, "HEY, if the numbness wears off my tongue within 24 hrs of eating, it's just too bland."
#137
Freedom in living
Join Date: Mar 2008
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Hey maybe alittle Red Green would inspire people.
http://www.ilaugh.com/the_red_green_show
"If the women dont find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!" Red Green
#138
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Ontario's West Coast
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Evening folks!
#139
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Gee, I wonder if I'm the "drip" Ruthie ran into this morning.
#140
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Nope, that'd be Gary.
#141
I'M A YOGA WIDOWER!
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Southern California
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smart alec
#142
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Who's Alec? Has he been posting here?
#143
I'M A YOGA WIDOWER!
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he was the 6th B-G
#144
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Well, he should be. Irks me. Jessica Simpson gains 10 lbs. and she's FAT. Baldwin, Shatner and Spader pudge out and ya hear crickets.
Last edited by Operator265; 02-04-2009 at 12:19 AM .
#145
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I think I'm gonna do my hair tonight. I wanna be purtier than Gary.
#146
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I'm relatively certain that you already are.
#147
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WAKE UP EVERYBODY!!!
I kinda doubt I looked too good yesterday. Know what happens when you fall asleep on newly permed, wet hair? Ya get that Medusa look goin' on.
Last edited by Operator265; 02-04-2009 at 05:11 AM .
#148
Come on Spring!
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A little of my Dad's poetry for youse guys...Cold, dark miserable and glum. Just thought I'd raise the cultural level in here.
#149
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Here I sit, all broken heartened
MORNING RUTHIE!
#150
Come on Spring!
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I remember that one except it was "Paid a dime but....".
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My response, "HEY, if the numbness wears off my tongue within 24 hrs of eating, it's just too bland."
Gee, I wonder if I'm the "drip" Ruthie ran into this morning.
