DS#1 put the sewing machine needle down through DD's finger once.

Good morning dahlinks!

Shift workers never sleep. You'll never know when you might find them lurking about. We're frightening, I tell ya. Be very afraid!

At's right Susan. 'Sides, sleep leads to sanity and that means dealing with reality, and who the heck wants that? Not me! No way!

Hey y'all. We're closing in on 100.

And I am still folding laundry! I left it all on the table last night. Woke up this morning to discover that the cats have been wrestling in the piles. Causing them to all fall to the floor! Good thing the floor is clean!

Honestly Julia, did you have to bring up laundry? Now see, that thar is one of 'em reality thingies that I just don't want to deal with. Buutt, since I ain't got no clean clothes, I guess I gots ta.

Laundry! Oh crap .... brb

Now I yanked you all out of your happy place...I going to mine! Haha

Hey Susan, wanna hook up and go blow Julia's little "Happy Place" all to ****? Huh, huh, huh, ya wanna?

Eh, never mind the clothes, I smell funky. I'm gonna go launder me.

You could do both (clothes & body) at the same time...I have a pressure washer with a gentle cycle! Not even my dh knows where my Happy Place is soooo I am trusting that it is explosive safe!

Noooo I cannot do both at once cause I DON'T WANNA!!!! And you can't make me!!!!!!

DON'T WANNA!!!
DON'T WANNA!!!
DON'T WANNA!!!

12 yr olds aren't the only ones who can throw fits. I can even throw an e-fit.

BTW- we're past #100.

E-fits can "E"asily be ignored! Dont even need to mute it.

41.894 posts a day till midnight Feb 12.

Fine!!! You not gonna listen to my fit then I goin' ta ma room!!!!!

I was gonna try to stay up today, but, it appears as tho I shall be partaking of a short nap(or maybe a long one even).

I'm not going to work today!!!!!

I'm waiting for one guy to come pick up my lounge chairs to be re-slung (re-slinged?) and another guy to apply a diamond coat to my shower enclosure (to stop hard water stains).

So here I sit, whiling away the time on the computer while my laundry is washing and drying itself (bummer I have to fold it!).

My laundry is now finished AND folded AND put away! Beat that, you slackers!