I will just throw another topic out there:

OMG: Suing your wife (or ex) for a kidney transplant? Did you hear about that? What is going on? He wants his kidney back or a million dollars! I hope she goes for giving him the damn kidney back...LOL!

Kidney of equal value
 

hmmm.... seems like an opportunity.

Shouldn't be that hard to come to own a human kidney, suitable for wrapping in dry ice and delivering to his doorstep.

Then the debate becomes whether it's of greater of equal value, to be aruged by expensive lawyers before a learned judge and jury. Wouldn't that be a farce - she could probably get a book out of it. And make a fortune.

Methinks I'd rather be her lawyer than his on this one.

I think the problem was....she stole his heart.

By 6am this morning BARGOO I had already driven almost 90 miles and was unlocking the gate on my current job....would rather have been in my house drinking coffee!

My feet don't look or smell like watermelon.:snooty:
They feel like mince meat and smell like ****.:eek:
At 6:00 a.m. I had coffee made and our crew had been waiting for the boss to show up for 30 min.:dz:
We hate late starts.:tantrum:
By 11:30 a.m. I finally got to blow something up.:bomb:
I like blowing something up.:D
I got a Shiatsu Foot Massager after work.:p
It is heaven.:cloud9:
Had to get it for myself since none of the dinks in my family got me one for Xmas.:snowball:
Doubt any of the buttheads would give me a body part either.:mad:
I'm gonna take a shower and go to bed.:faint:
But first I'm gonna have a beer and rub my feet some more.:beach:

320
 

,,,180 to go.




[Unless, of course, you're Ruthxxxx who, obviously, can leap tall buildings in a single bound.]

Having my morning coffee and reading this insanity gets my morning off to a good start.

In my opinion, unless he had her sign some sort of "pre-kidney transplant" paperwork that stipulates that she'd stay in their marriage forever, then I think the judge ought to throw this case out. If the judge doesn't, it could set some sort of precedent where people will try to extort money over and over again (or start selling their body parts). The whole transplant thing could fall apart.

IMO, that guy is a total jerk. Marriages do fall apart, and we haven't heard her side of the story yet (well, we know she had an affair, but we don't know why).

Ahh, I never thought to think of feet smelling like watermelon... but then again why not? :p
If I was hungry enough (tired too ;)) I'd chomp on them. So beware Watermelon Smelling Feet, Beware. !!! :hungry:

JUst so they aren't the size of watermelons.

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. . . 175 to go.


Costco had a special on watermelon last week - think grown in Mexico.

[But they use metric in Mexico, not feet]

I think I will throw another topic out there since there is "NO Steeenkin Topic":

Why is gas going back up if the price per barrel is going down????

Aggravating!!!

Or..If you don't like that topic:

We could always talk about people named Bill! They loved to be talked about!

My ex is named Bill!!!!!

Beseeching eyes ...
 

Personal to Hattie

Would you kindly give that dog in your avatar whatever he wants so he'll stop making me feel guilty for not giving it to him.

People say my avatar is sad, too.

Sad eyes
 

Yep, another one.

What did I do to deserve this?