Yum Goldfish. What's going on here? First a thread on Velveeta, setting off a major Rotel-Cheese Dip Flashback, and now Goldfish. I am strong, I am invincible.

I am woman
Hear me roar
And I won't
Head to the store
Simply won't let these damned cravings get to me

I can make it
Once again
Goldfish won't be
My great Sin
If I want the scale to get to 140

They won't get
Past my lips
To settle firmly
On my hips
Can't they find a way to make them things fat-free

Can't have yummy
Rotel and cheese
Just have to say
No thank you please
I'll be called a "Skinny Bi*ch" one day you'll see


Oh for pity pooping pete's sake, Rover and Peary, now look what you two started!!!:hyper:

I like da poem
 

Hats off to WebRover for one neat ditty. You have single handedly upgraded the level of discussion around here to the ethereal level of fine poetry.



[Note to self: Ya didn't have the b*lls to say "Ears off" did ya.]

Kudos to Operator Reddy
 

Nice job there.

I'm impressed that you know of a song from the 1970's. Perhaps you studied this in a high school class about music old folks used to play, which might have included Does The Spearmint Lose its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight? from 1924 as well.

Bravo!

I am sorry Operator.... didn't mean for you to start craving them. They do have Whole grain and low sodium varieties... http://www.pepperidgefarm.com/Produc...aspx?catID=772 Ahhh man, there I go posting a linky to See the crackers. Hope that isn't to much of a trouble.

So I am thinking of only eating the lil rascals.... you know the baby goldfish crackers. A handful won't be all that bad.... if I can control myslf to limit it to one handful and not handful after handful . :moo:

Ok, ok, I'll stop here. done speaking of these evil yummy crackers. :o

Hey, BillBlue:
"If you stretch it out like rubber does it snap right back and bite?"
It's nice to know there are other antiques on this site.
I also know "Hallelujah, I'm a Bum" which is NOT the Leonard Cohen song!

Could we please stop talking about goldfish crackers? A single handfull? Don't be silly!

I have lots of Goldfish in my house, they are for me to take to church for the kids. Having several LARGE boxes of unopened Goldfish in my house is a real test of my integrity.

Wow, Utah was amazing last night. Congrats, Al!

Now about the ditty
It really is a pity
I can't compete
Without using "delete"
Clever are they
Me? No way.
I guess I'll give in
And try once again.
The pressure is great.
Stress! I hate!
Wait it isn't so bad.
I hope they're not mad
At my lame poem try.
And don't ask me why!

Neat ditty Slash... way more talented then myself. I may have to take a try at one later though.

So no more talk about THOSE pesky crackers... what about talk about Snowmen? Anyone have one residing in their yards?

there once was a girl from Nantucket....

I've got a brand new pair of roller skates you've got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them on to see........

why is this thread always end up about sex?

Only in your mind, Gary.

Ok, yeah, the key thing--I sure didn't understand that when I first heard it on the radio, though.

You must be too young to remember skate keys, Al! I wish I wasn't old enough to remember when I had a pair of skates like that. Only the rich kids had shoe skates.

No snowmen here, although there could be. Why won't the white stuff melt and go away?????

New Years Resolution #3
 

New Years Resolution #3: I will not be seduced into untoward topics by strangers.

Um, Gary, I just went roller skating, you're the man who went to Nantucket, so.........:s:

Yes, Bill, Gary is definitely stranger than most. :dizzy:

When I was a kid we still had the old skates, then when I was a teen they came out with tennie runners on wheels. Man, ball bearings and rubber wheels were the best advancements to come along in skates.:cool: