Hawaiian High Rise
 

Hi Everyone!!

We haven't said anything to anybody about this until now because we wanted to wait until everything had been completed. We purchased a one bedroom home near Hanalei Bay in Hawaii as an investment property.

Escrow finally closed this week and I thought I would let you know in case
you're interested in renting. It's available for weekly or monthly rental. Initially I will be handling bookings until I find an agent in the area to manage the property.

In order to offset the closing costs, weekly rentals will cost approximately
$400 (family and friends' rate) for seven nights, and $1000 for the the month. But, I can only give out these rates until June 1, 2004.

It's a one bedroom high rise unit that overlooks the ocean, nestled among lush greens, and has a lovely ocean view from every window!

I am taking reservations as early as next week.

Simply Breathtaking!

Attached is a photo, so let us know if you are interested. :sunny:

Blonde Males...
 

Two blonde guys were working for the city works department. One
would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved
on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand
what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the
effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"

The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-man team. But today the guy who plants the trees called in sick." :lol:

Noodles... :lol3: :rofl:
I thought the first one was for real, and I thought, "My GOD! She's ADVERTISING in the forum!!" Too funny... :lol:

Teehee..Gotcha!! ;)

I thought that too when I read it!! I was like sign me up I wanna go!! Then I saw the picture. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies.../rolleye03.gif

Neat Sayings...
 

thanks for posting that Angel, I am saving it to print off

For her college class, a girl was supposed to write a short story

in as few

words as possible. The instructions were that it had to discuss

Religion,

Sexuality and Mystery.

She was the only one who received an A+ and this is what she

wrote:





Good God, I'm pregnant . . . I wonder who did it.

:lol3: :rofl:

Mc Donalds Job Application

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.



PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

:lol3:

Mc Donalds Job Application
 

:rofl:

And they hired this kid!! Well, dang, so would've I, had I been the manager. He'd sure liven up the place!

My very first job was at a McDoo's. After a summer there, i started studying harder in school in the hope that a "good" education would save me from a career in fast food service.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I would have hired that kid too!

Ellis - that was hilarious! :lol3: