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Old 09-03-2003, 09:14 AM   #31  
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That's because you live in Ottawa!!
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Old 09-03-2003, 09:22 AM   #32  
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Is that a good thing or a bad?
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Old 09-03-2003, 09:24 AM   #33  
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It's a good thing
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Old 09-03-2003, 09:26 AM   #34  
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It just IS!! It is a good thing, except that it maynot be the best place to learn Ebonics!!!
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Old 09-03-2003, 09:28 AM   #35  
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I hear that in some schools they actually want to teach it as another language.
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Old 09-03-2003, 05:23 PM   #36  
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Crazy Ethel

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because
the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some of the males actually joined in. One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!", he shouted in firm voice
"Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she
took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and
said, "Carry on, ma'am." As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizable erection in his hand. "Oh, Good
grief," said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer again
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Oh my gosh, Sflake.
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Old 09-03-2003, 06:27 PM   #38  
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sorry, was that too much?
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Old 09-03-2003, 06:59 PM   #39  
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That was great Sflake!!!!
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Glad you like it, I don't want to offend anyone.
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That was hilarious sflake!
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Old 09-03-2003, 09:26 PM   #42  
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It WAS hilarious, Sflake! I just wasn't expecting that kind of ending. heh heh. I sent it to a few crude friends whom I knew would appreciate it. (as much as I did )
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Old 09-03-2003, 11:20 PM   #43  
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sflake, I just spit a mouthfull of water all over my monitor!!!! OMG that was funny...and unexpected ending!!! I will learn not to be drinking anything while I'm reading this thread!!!
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Old 09-04-2003, 12:55 AM   #44  
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VERY FUNNY!!!!!! That is one of the great things about Alternachicks, nothing is really over the top here!!! Just got the biggest grin on my face when I read that!!! DH and I make sick jokes about sex in our senior years all the time (a la "I don't remember who you are, but I sure appreciate the visit!!!)
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ROFLMAO!

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