i think my problem, was that i could only find them in XL-- and bought them anyway thinking they would stretch----- nope. eeeee yow. it hurt pulling those damn things out of my folds.
oh just thought of another one not having to wear evil girdles just to look half way decent in a out fit the kind that cut off your circulation and give you a huge muffin top cause it sucks everything from your lower pooch in but your belly hangs out over the top of it...LOL and then if they are the shorts kind they cut off the circulation in your legs
although I will probably forever wear spanx- I heart those things!
Last edited by mariamherrera; 01-26-2009 at 11:56 PM.
Oh my gosh I thought of some more they may be T M I - so proceed with caution while reading!
-Not getting boils in between my legs! ugh how horrible! I used to think they were in grown hairs
- being able to get a clear view of my hoo ha with out lifting up my belly fat!
- or being about to wash my hoo ha in the shower with out bending over backwards practically doing a bridge just for the shower water to reach it.. LOL oh god cant believe I just said that- but it's true..
- not having to practically break my arm to reach my bum to wipe!
Hilarious!
I can't wait until....
I weight less than my husband
no longer have stains on the front of my shirt from dropping food on my chest.
No longer looking in the mirror and seeing folds on my back.
Shopping in the normal persons department instead of the XXXX rack way in the back.
Wearing a skirt that no longer is higher in the back because my butt is so big.
Dreading summer.
My chest making a clapping sound when I run
tying my shoes
I got a million of them
I noticed a couple ladies saying you cant wait until you don't drop food on your chest... hate to break it to ya, but it happens to little people too. I seen it.
