We're slowing down, y'all. it seems like no one wants to be the *official* threadkiller. Either that or we're all waiting for everyone else to post, so one of us can jump in at the last minute and claim the title!
Strange Cult Activity Leads to Accidents Across the Nation
Word has just come in of a sudden spike in vehicle and work related accidents today. There appears to have been some type of cult-like pact involving women above a "certain" weight to be the last to post on their leaders' forum. Nationwide these women have been involved in either accidents or public altercations after staying up for the last 24 to 48 hours vigilantly watching their computer monitors and typing in order to win the cult's celebrated ThreadKiller title. This prize is said to give the winner the power to Lord it Over the other members and give said winner much coveted "Nyah, Nyah" rights.
The mind control exuded by these three charismatic women(known as 3 Fat Chicks) has been complete and they appear to exert total power over the wills of their so-called "internet family". We asked the President of the US for a response. He stated that he would not be authorizing an investigation for fear of retaliation by the leaders of the cult. "Frankly, those broads scare the living **** out of me."
OMG, I'm bordering on being totally over the edge with hysteria here! Started the day in tears over Nessa's sad news, now laughing so hard the tears are back and I have to scuttle to the ladies because it didn't occur to me I should have gotten some Depends for the day....... BRB
We're slowing down, y'all. it seems like no one wants to be the *official* threadkiller. Either that or we're all waiting for everyone else to post, so one of us can jump in at the last minute and claim the title!
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Like an Ebayer waiting to swipe a bargain!
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Originally Posted by twilit tera
I've already got mine on!
OMG OMG OMG! I can hardly type I'm trying so hard not to laugh out loud while at work. I need to get me one of those! Mine just looks like this:
