Thread Killer: The facts, the math, the emotion - A lighthearted look

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  • Quote: seems we just get started and before you know it................
    Quote: Seems we just get started and before you know it...
    Creepy, ladies... very creepy.
  • Quote: Creepy, ladies... very creepy.
    not if you're old enough to remember the Carol Burnett Show!
  • Oh, I do and am not ashamed to admit it..
  • Quote: The original poster can close this thread. The prize for poster 500 could be to start a new nothing thread???
    Does it automatically lock at 500 or do the mods have to do it? We were talking earlier about bribes

    Quote: Oh dear! I am already feeling that emptiness that you get when you finish a book and you feel like you want more and the author cheated cause your not satified.
    Ah, but there is always hope of a sequel.....
  • Don't go tugging on your ears yet, ladies, we still have 76 posts to go.

    I thought this link was worth burning one of them: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REQRHdMRimw

    Oh, and the contest idea is great. I've got an idea for the subject line of the next nothing thread already picked out. (Not original, just amusing.) I'm so going to win this contest!
  • Quote: : Oh, and the contest idea is great. I've got an idea for the subject line of the next nothing thread already picked out. (Not original, just amusing.) I'm so going to win this contest!



    I thought I was the only silly-willy who was already planning a subject to continue on after the looming demise of our beloved thread.

  • geez, girls. Talkative bunch!

    so, I'm trying to stop biting my fingernails - something that came on during my last pregnancy and continued during this one - each one that I don't bite for two days gets a pretty coat of nail polish. I'm up to two....and I look like a freak.
  • Zeffryn - is it nerves or lacking something nutritionally that is gott you biting nails? This came out not sounding sincere but it really is!
  • Quote: Zeffryn - is it nerves or lacking something nutritionally that is gott you biting nails? This came out not sounding sincere but it really is!
    I think it is probably just nerves....I've had a tendency to bite my nails my entire life...although I had better willpower before I was pg.

    My two nails look pretty though. DH picked out special polish.
  • Quote: geez, girls. Talkative bunch!

    so, I'm trying to stop biting my fingernails - something that came on during my last pregnancy and continued during this one - each one that I don't bite for two days gets a pretty coat of nail polish. I'm up to two....and I look like a freak.
    You can do it!

    (edit: my last cat vid clip was cute...

    ...THIS one had me screaming in laughter with tears rolling out my eyes!)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUNmL...eature=related

    fear the kitty!
  • I love Carol Burnett. I've been watching on youtube for about 20 min now. With tears streaming down my face laughing. I really miss that show!
  • JuliaHood - Too Funny

    And I thought I was the only one planning future thread titles.

    Let me reassure everyone. I'm the OP and I have no plans to lock the thread.

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  • Date: Some time in the next few days.

    News of the Day.

    Strange Cult Activity Leads to Accidents Across the Nation

    Word has just come in of a sudden spike in vehicle and work related accidents today. There appears to have been some type of cult-like pact involving women above a "certain" weight to be the last to post on their leaders' forum. Nationwide these women have been involved in either accidents or public altercations after staying up for the last 24 to 48 hours vigilantly watching their computer monitors and typing in order to win the cult's celebrated ThreadKiller title. This prize is said to give the winner the power to Lord it Over the other members and give said winner much coveted "Nyah, Nyah" rights.

    The mind control exuded by these three charismatic women(known as 3 Fat Chicks) has been complete and they appear to exert total power over the wills of their so-called "internet family". We asked the President of the US for a response. He stated that he would not be authorizing an investigation for fear of retaliation by the leaders of the cult. "Frankly, those broads scare the living **** out of me."
  • Y'know, sometimes I scare the **** out of myself.

    66 posts to go.
  • Quote: Date: Some time in the next few days.

    News of the Day.

    Strange Cult Activity Leads to Accidents Across the Nation

    Word has just come in of a sudden spike in vehicle and work related accidents today. There appears to have been some type of cult-like pact involving women above a "certain" weight to be the last to post on their leaders' forum. Nationwide these women have been involved in either accidents or public altercations after staying up for the last 24 to 48 hours vigilantly watching their computer monitors and typing in order to win the cult's celebrated ThreadKiller title. This prize is said to give the winner the power to Lord it Over the other members and give said winner much coveted "Nyah, Nyah" rights.

    The mind control exuded by these three charismatic women(known as 3 Fat Chicks) has been complete and they appear to exert total power over the wills of their so-called "internet family". We asked the President of the US for a response. He stated that he would not be authorizing an investigation for fear of retaliation by the leaders of the cult. "Frankly, those broads scare the living **** out of me."


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