Thread Killer: The facts, the math, the emotion - A lighthearted look

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  •   #436  
    JuliaDH's AvatarJuliaDH , 09-18-2008 11:16 PM
    Oh my goodness! Operator that made me laugh so hard I snorted! I dont think I have made that pig snort laugh since getting drunk in high school!
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    srmb60's Avatarsrmb60 , 09-19-2008 05:41 AM
    There's no automatic lock. Someone has to do it.

    If you want it to be all ceremonial-like ... I'll do it. Then we can have a ceremonial restart.

    You'll just have to let me know when it's 499.

    Cue the cliff hanger music .... to be contined .....
  •   #438  
    bargoo's Avatarbargoo , 09-19-2008 07:32 AM
    Susan. can hear the orchestra tuning up .............
  •   #439  
    ladybugnessa's Avatarladybugnessa , 09-19-2008 07:36 AM
    my heart is heavy today girls... but i'm here with you in spirit. carry on.
  •   #440  
    bargoo's Avatarbargoo , 09-19-2008 08:01 AM
    Should we dress for the occaison ? Black armbands?
  •   #441  
    Lovely's AvatarLovely , 09-19-2008 08:03 AM
    I'll be wearing my "Threadkiller" t-shirt.
  •   #442  
    JuliaDH's AvatarJuliaDH , 09-19-2008 10:33 AM
    Nessa hope you feel better soon!

    Threadkiller shirt sounds like the momento from an awesome concert!
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    bargoo's Avatarbargoo , 09-19-2008 10:33 AM
    Will we be having a reception afterwards?
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    PhotoChick's AvatarPhotoChick , 09-19-2008 10:43 AM
    We're slowing down, y'all. it seems like no one wants to be the *official* threadkiller. Either that or we're all waiting for everyone else to post, so one of us can jump in at the last minute and claim the title!

    .
  •   #445  
    yoyonomoreinvegas's Avataryoyonomoreinvegas , 09-19-2008 10:48 AM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Operator265
    Date: Some time in the next few days.

    News of the Day.

    Strange Cult Activity Leads to Accidents Across the Nation

    Word has just come in of a sudden spike in vehicle and work related accidents today. There appears to have been some type of cult-like pact involving women above a "certain" weight to be the last to post on their leaders' forum. Nationwide these women have been involved in either accidents or public altercations after staying up for the last 24 to 48 hours vigilantly watching their computer monitors and typing in order to win the cult's celebrated ThreadKiller title. This prize is said to give the winner the power to Lord it Over the other members and give said winner much coveted "Nyah, Nyah" rights.

    The mind control exuded by these three charismatic women(known as 3 Fat Chicks) has been complete and they appear to exert total power over the wills of their so-called "internet family". We asked the President of the US for a response. He stated that he would not be authorizing an investigation for fear of retaliation by the leaders of the cult. "Frankly, those broads scare the living **** out of me."


    OMG, I'm bordering on being totally over the edge with hysteria here! Started the day in tears over Nessa's sad news, now laughing so hard the tears are back and I have to scuttle to the ladies because it didn't occur to me I should have gotten some Depends for the day....... BRB
  •   #446  
    twilit tera's Avatartwilit tera , 09-19-2008 12:56 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Faerie
    I'll be wearing my "Threadkiller" t-shirt.
    I've already got mine on!

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    Lovely's AvatarLovely , 09-19-2008 01:11 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by PhotoChick
    We're slowing down, y'all. it seems like no one wants to be the *official* threadkiller. Either that or we're all waiting for everyone else to post, so one of us can jump in at the last minute and claim the title!

    .
    Like an Ebayer waiting to swipe a bargain!

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by twilit tera
    I've already got mine on!
    OMG OMG OMG! I can hardly type I'm trying so hard not to laugh out loud while at work. I need to get me one of those! Mine just looks like this:


  •   #448  
    Slashnl's AvatarSlashnl , 09-19-2008 01:14 PM
    I guess I better go looking for Nessa's bad news. I hope everything is ok.

    BTW, you guys are so darned creative!!! I'm so impressed!
  •   #449  
    twilit tera's Avatartwilit tera , 09-19-2008 01:22 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Faerie
    Like an Ebayer waiting to swipe a bargain!



    OMG OMG OMG! I can hardly type I'm trying so hard not to laugh out loud while at work. I need to get me one of those! Mine just looks like this:
    I thought you'd like that!
  •   #450  
    bargoo's Avatarbargoo , 09-19-2008 02:00 PM
    I ordered my t shirt but it won't get here in time, saving it for ThreadKiller II
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