You! Don't invite me over to your house and take a nap while I'm there.
You! When I go to your house, I'm not there to babysit your stepgranddaughter. I'm 21. Stop saying I should play with a 7-year-old because she's "my size." (Yes, I'm short.)
You! Stop offering me bad, fatty, and sweet foods and asking me WHY I won't eat it. I already told you why.
You! Don't talk down to my parents about gambling. If they have the money, they can use it any way they want to. Don't tell me you "worked too hard for your money to gamble." Are you saying my parents didn't work for theirs?
You! Don't ask me when my parents are going to visit. Why don't you go visit them? They have a business to run. You don't.
You! Don't look down on people of races other than yours. If you haven't noticed, I'm not of your race either. If you talk about other people, I wonder if you talk about me behind my back too.
You! Why did you buy me "girly clothes" for my birthday when I told you I wanted the Walk Away The Pounds DVDs. If you're not going to buy what I want, then please do not ask.
You! Stop buying me child-sized Hello Kitty pajamas sets! It freaks your son out when I wear them to bed, some of them don't even fit, and I already have so many already--ALL FROM YOU!
You! Stop showing up unannounced. I'm not the best housekeeper in the world.
You! If you have no involvement in our financial situation (like giving us a few grand), please do not comment on it. We're not poor just because we don't want to buy stupid, expensive pictures from Bed Bath & Beyond. We just don't like stupid, expensive pictures!
You! Stop making your son hold his baby nephew. He clearly is uncomfortable holding infants. Stop pushing the baby onto his chest when he tries to push the baby away.
You! Whether or not I decide to have children is OUR CHOICE. Quit telling us that we should have children because they're "fun." It won't be so "fun" when we run out of money. And stop saying that you'll adopt our child. I'm not going to have a baby JUST to give it away. ******.
You! Stop planning my wedding! And NO, it's not going to be in your backyard! We're not even officially engaged yet!
You! Stop calling my cellphone, asking where your son is. You do this EVERYTIME. If you want to talk to him, call HIM, not ME.
You~get your act together. 2 pieces of cake does not a healthy diet make. You'll be 39 next month. Don't see 40 as a fatty. (<---Hey!! Maybe that's my...er, I mean, her new mantra.)
You~I don't know what you want me to say. If you have a particular answer in mind, why don't you just give it me, I'll repeat it, and we'll be done. M'kay?
You~You can't treat people like crap one minute and expect them to be over it the next just because you are. It's a "reap what you sow kind of deal". You've been sowing thornbushes for a while now. I've been pricked one time too many. So, no I don't want to go to lunch with you. TYVM.
You~man, I love your little freckles.
You~I can't believe you are starting MIDDLE SCHOOL!!! Seems like just yesterday.....
You~It's been a great fifteen years. The best of times and the worst of times...but I wouldn't trade them.
YOU - stop being a sexist pig with no backbone! Stand by your first decisions!
YOU - stop airing your dirty laundry in public and stop letting it affect others who REALLY DON'T CARE
YOU - if you want to cheat on your girlfriend, then cheat. If you want to cheat on her without anyone else knowing, then do it when no-one else is around, don't exclude people from group activities just because you want to get your end away.
YOU - don't presume that we'd be stupid and/or mean enough to betray a confidence
YOU - like we even SEE your girlfriend anyway?
ME - practice practice practice
Oh and You - you know I DO love you to the ends of the earth. Spending time with stupid people makes me wish I could spend more time with you, and makes me realise just how much I love you. I just wish you weren't so insecure
You - I'm too tired at night to play games...if you want to have sex and think we don't have enough...then just come on over to my side of the bed and help yourself. And if I come to your side, don't act all, "Oh, we haven't had it in a week...I didn't think we were doing it anymore..."
You - go to sleep, for crying out loud!! It's eleven o'clock! I'm sick of kissing Daddy, only to have you get up and shut the door! It totally kills the mood and, it's ELEVEN O'CLOCK!! You should be SLEEPING!! And we're trying VERY HARD not to make any noise...besides...Daddy's only giving mommy a backrub We don't do those kinds of things...
Techwife it's souns like you and I live in the same house! LMAO
This is the kind of thread that would make a great book!
You- stop calling me all the time- nothing new has happened in the last hour and I am trying to get stuff done!
you- I miss your hugs so much- sometimes if I close my eyes I can feel your caress again... I miss you. I wish I could have changed the tragedy that took you from us. I wish life had a re-start button.
You- I am *not* old. I am the same beautiful young vibrant girl inside that I was before you were born. The mirror does not reflect the spirit hidden within. I am in a cuccoon right now till you kids are old enough to fly away. Then the butterfly will again emerge.
I'm loving this thread - I have so much to vent about at the moment, and it's just one big messy situation. It's going to get worse I can tell. However, I am going to be mature about it and not sound off to anyone's face. I WILL sound off here though!
YOU - what makes you think "us girls" don't need to get away from our SOs too?
YOU - so it's "always been this way" SO? Things change, tough cookies.
YOU - I wish you'd make up your flamin mind and stick to it!
YOU - you're such a flake, thanks for landing me with your class because you can't be bothered
YOU - if it's a weekend for everyone, why are you coming, you're not even part of the everyone who it's for now?
YOU - GROW. UP.
Me - chill out, take the rough with the smooth, I'm sure it'll be fun in the end!
You are not cute. You are not funny. You are just a rude, bitter woman who will never be where you want to be until you let go of that on-line romance who doesn't want you. If he did, he'd be here, not traipsing all over creation without you--everywhere but here. You need to get over your "do it right" attitude because some of us don't care to live in your tidy little world. Really! Who gives a rat's *** that my tea pitcher has been in the break room fridge for a week? Who made you the Queen of the Fridge? Get over yourself already.
You~~ You've been the best doggie on the planet. I'm so sorry your leg hurts. If I could make it better, I would. I'm praying the doctor will have good news for us.
YOU - I do NOT need to know intimate details of your contraception problems and/or your lover's - I don't even know your last name for chrissakes! Oh, and I don't really care! Oh, and I AIN'T getting the violins out - how OLD are you anyway???
MIND! 
I'm not going to jump, just because you snap your fingers. 
