Hmmmm. Once again... Somebody could get shot! And, we have guns!! And, we hit our targets!!!
ps, being as that is where I'm from, too, but I hadn't heard about that. But, I let my X know that his homeland is considered an "expanse of sagebrush the size of Massachusetts."
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We had a huge snow storm and are still expected to get more... anyone want some of my snow? I was really liking the no snow covered ground, even though the grass was flat and not so green. I can't stand the snow anymore. Well it really isn't the snow, it is the layers upon layers of clothing you have to put on to go out. I want SPRING here NOW!!!
Did not sleep well. But at least the crankies are gone! Meaning kids are at school and hubby off to IL. So the cause of my crankies goes away. Maybe take a nap this afternoon to make up for no day of rest yesterday.
A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, 'You can have her shipped home for £5000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for £150.'
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, 'Why would you spend £5000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only £150?'
The man replied, 'a man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
Amber, I won't hurt your mommy, I promise. I am a nice kinda freak.
That's a good one Julia
Slash... rub it in... about the tulips popping up. I couldn't even see the buds now if I wanted too, as they are covered with snow. Grrrrrrumble-grumble.
I am glad you are able to enjoy the first sitings of Spring. Enjoy them.
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful'
One more. . .!
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
Once again... Somebody could get shot! And, we have guns!! And, we hit our targets!!!
