Granted, but your car's AC blows so cold that you get frostbite, yikes.

I wish that my Ebay purchase would arrive at my house, sooner!

Granted- it will get here this afternoon, but it will be smashed/ripped to pieces.

I wish that I will get this job I'm interviewing for!

Granted but your boss turns out to be a miserable person to work for!

I wish I got a scholarship that would pay all my school and living costs through grad school

Granted-but the education ends up a waste because you can't get hired in your field, and end up as a doggy pooper scooper

I wish for a better phone:dizzy:

Granted, but you're stuck with Captain Hook and Gilligan as your crew!

I wish I could go on vacation every year.

Cute game!

So yes, your wish is granted BUT you have to go on the vacation with ten of your family members, can't chose which ones go, and to the destination which they choose. ;)


I wish I had more money...

Wish granted but you have wicked sunburn all the time.

I wish i had a chef to cook for me

Wish granted, your chef is a great cook but has a hot temper and is crazy...

I wish someone could clean my apartment for free

Wish granted but while you retire you must spend seven days a week with your new job- being a mentor to those in need, and you must do it for the rest of your life!!!


I wish I lived closer to my family

Wish granted . . . but they continue to screw things up for all of us!

I wish my annoying neighbor would move away.

Granted. Your neighbour moves out, but the person who moves in is a suspected (but acquitted) axe murderer.

I wish I could find a job I like.

Wish granted but you have to work six days a week and all holidays...

I wish I had more energy...

This thread has been eerily quiet...

My last one was that I wished I had more energy! My wish is granted but I have to spend hours chasing around tennis balls with my newfound energy, hehe! :carrot:

;)

New wish: I wish I had a boyfriend!

hahaha bumping this up! :)

Granted, he is a famous, rich, handsome movie star but you never get to see him in person and have to share him with the rest of the world.

I wish I was one of those super athletic types.

Wish granted! But, you get lots of serious sports injuries with your new active lifestyle and physique!

I wish someone would pack everything for me with my move!!

Wish granted but your new Vice President was your competition in the primaries!

I wish I had less medical issues!

Granted, but you only compete in the "power walking" event and come in dead last.

I wish my laundry was washed, dried, ironed and put away.

Granted, but it was performed by an infestation of singing cockroaches!

I wish I could stop procrastinating and finish the article I'm working on.

Granted, but they will both be born with four fully functional arms and an extreme need to run around and touch things and be crazy!

I wish I could travel this summer

Granted, but you will travel without the passport, with huge baggage and with your own feet)
i wish i could eat everything and never get fat)

Granted....you do not get fat but instead you shrink and shrink and shrink til you are 6 inches tall....

I wish I could have a week completely to myself to do whatever I want

Wish granted! But you have prostitutes always loitering outside of your new club, and everyone has fake Ids, they're identical to the legit Ids so you're giving away booze that you shouldn't and the cops find out. Now you're in hot water!

I wish my family lived closer to me!

Wish granted! But you divorce them both...oops!

I wish I wasn't such a tough stick with IVs and blood draws!

Granted, but no one can touch you because you will bleed with any type of human contact.

I wish the people in all the Earth were healthy, wealthy, wise, and tolerant.

Granted: But then aliens take notice and start abducting people for experiments.

I wish I could just pass all CPA exams this summer.

Wish granted! But once you pass, you have a very demanding clientele and boy, do they ever drive you nuts!!

I wish I didn't have so many allergies!

Granted: But after you become immortal you enrage the Vampire Clans in your area as they are jealous of your inability to age and that you can go out in the sun, don't have to kill people, and live a almost normal life. In a mad rage, the vampires steal your family and hold them hostage demanding the reasons for your immortality. A new kind of Vampire war begins, the immortals, against the undead. Who will win?

I wish my sister would find a place to live so she could stop living at my fiance and my house.

Granted but now her boyfriend moves in. (Don't laugh, this actually happened to me. But it was my brother instead. He moved out and his girlfriend moved in.)

I wish my house was clean.

Oh my god, how did you wind up saying yes to the girlfriend? Were you friends? How long did that last? Thankfully, she's single, so I don't think I'd actually have to worry.

MarliQQ
Granted: But then you start seeing a darker self as you begin to take the lead balirina as both the dark swan, and the good swan in Swan Lake. You start seeing things that aren't there, you demand perfection from yourself, in a crazed rage you murder your back up, and then realize, as the curtains drop on your once in a lifetime performance, that you didn't kill anyone, just yourself!

I wish I could get hired an an accountant at a private company and NOT have to deal with a busy season.