Granted but that mean you have to work those extra hours.

I wish that I had an unlimited bank account.

Granted, but it can also be accessed by unlimited people.

I wish I had an airplane ticket.

Granted but it's a one way ticket to Timbuktu

I wish I could hit a curve ball

Granted but you end up taking out the windshield of a brand new bentley


I wish I would never feel sad

Granted, but in exchange you can never feel sleepy ever again!

I wish the heat would go away!!!!

Granted... now it's 20 degrees below zero for the rest of the summer!

I really wish I would hit the powerball (it's up to 180 million!)

Granted, but through a cruel twist of fate you and 179 million others also get the right numbers, so all you get is $1 before taxes.

I wish my husband would turn OFF ESPN for a day!!!

Granted, but in exchange he plays video games all day.

I wish I could wake in Bora Bora with a sexy man.

Granted, but when he leaves he steals all your money and valuables.

I wish I had my sleeping schedule on track before school starts.

Granted, but now you fall asleep at exactly your bedtime no matter where you are or what you're doing.

I wish I could stop craving something sweet tonight.

Granted, now you are craving somthing salty.

I wish I wasn't so achy tonight.

Granted but you'll be achy for the rest of the week after tonight.

I wish I could tell him the truth.

Granted, but from here on out you can ONLY speak the truth, no matter how the other person takes it. (Them: "Do these make my butt look big?" You: "YES, they do!")

I wish the house cleaning fairy existed and would visit me!

Granted but it also means the Messy House Fairy exists and he comes in right after...

I wish my rent was $300 lower than it is

Granted, but now all your other bills are increased by $300!

I wish i didn't have to work today.

Granted, but it's because your workplace was warped to an alternate dimension and you can't get to it anymore.

I wish I had a Blu-ray player

Granted but it warps your discs so you cann't watch anything.

I wish I had more time before I have to go away to school.

Granted, you're expelled, get a job.

I wish this download would complete so I could run!

Granted, but your computer melts down and crashes into a useless pile of rubble so you can't use it.

I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday!!!!

Granted, it's Tuesday, and now you can't remember what you did for the Monday you skipped.

I wish a good song would play on the radio.

Granted, but now your ears fell off so now you cann't hear.

I wish I wasn't so hungry.

Granted, but now you're overwhelmingly thirsty ALL. THE. TIME.

I wish I had more coffee.

Granted, the coffee will not stop overflowing our of your cup

I wish I had a strawberry smoothie

Granted, but it's made with strawberries, not low-fat yogurt and TUNA.

I wish I had a new computer in my office.

Granted, but there is nothing in your office but the computer.

I wish I had an Iced coffee.

granted, they put so much ice in it, you only get a few sips and it's gone

I wish I had prettier feet

Granted, your feet are beautiful but they're a size 15....

I wish I had better skin.

granted, but you become increasingly acident-prone and gain a multitude of scars on your once-perfect skin

I wish my co-worker would stop asking me to review EVERY file she works on

Granted but now instead of reviewing them you have to take in her work load.

I wish I could go on vacation

Granted, you've been fired.

I wish I had the day off.

Granted, but it's an unpaid day off.

I wish I could have a brand new diamond ring for my anniversary.

Granted but it turns your finger green.

I wish my computer wasn't so slow!

granted, your computer is now fast but prone to crashing often

I wish good furniture wasn't so expensive

Granted..you now have to build all your furniture from here on out.

I wish someone could fix our air conditioner at work.

Granted...but now its constantly -40 every day in the building

I wish my dishes would do themselves.

Granted, but they do a horrible job and you're always having to re-wash them anyway

I wish the comcast guy would call me back

Granted but instead of helping you with your cable he asks you out and doesn't take no for an answer.(although this wouldn't be corruption if the guy was hot LOL)

I wish I could afford the wedding of my dreams

Granted but now you don't have enough for the honey moon.

I wish that I could get everything that I need to do tommarow done.

Granted but tomorrow turns into a loop like groundhog day and you end up having to live the same day over and over again for years.

I wish there was real magic in the world and that I was a part of it.

(Oh I so wish that, too, and I hate to corrupt it...)

Granted, unfortunately there are plenty of people who start to use it for dark purposes and it ends up corrupting just about everyone who uses it!

I wish my breakfast would make itself in the morning.