Corrupt a Wish Game
 

(I didn't see one of these already when I looked through this forum.)

Basically, the person above you will make a wish. You grant it yet find someway to make it corrupt.

Example: I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, but it's all in pennies and you can't exchange them for larger bills.

So on and so forth. Once you corrupt someone else's wish, then you make your own for the next person to corrupt.


I wish the next four months would hurry up and be over with.

Granted, but you're summoned to jury duty at the end of the 4 months and the trail lasts 1 month.

I wish I my room would clean itself.

Granted, but it gets OCD about itself and decides your belongings are garbage too and throws it all out.

I wish this game would pick up. xD

Granted... the game picked up VD... better use protection

I wish I had cute new clothes

Granted, but the 'cuteness' came from from the fact that they're all baby clothes.

I wish I had a sandwich.

Granted, but it's literally made of sand with sandpaper slices.

I wish the laundry machines weren't in the basement of the building.

Granted, they are on the roof

I wish a had a personal chef

Granted. However, he only knows how to cook one recipe. Haggis.

I wish I lived near the ocean.

Granted, you live in a storm-prone region near the Arctic Ocean

I wish I could run faster

Granted, but you have to do it on all fours to maintain stability.

I wish the people in my livingroom would be quieter. xD

Granted, but now you live with a bunch of mimes.

I wish I could find a job making six figures a year.

Granted, all of those figures are zeros.

I wish I could have a magic wand!

Granted, but its a conductors wand

I wish I could have world peace!

Granted but all the humans die.

I wish I wasn't so bloated. =/

Granted but now the world news wants to know how you did it and are camped on your front porch for 2 weeks

I wish my kids would just go to bed already!

Granted, but they will but insist on sleeping in your bed, and you're stuck sleeping in a twin bed with Yo Gabba Gabba sheets.
I wish my car ran on vegetable oil.

Granted but the local restaraunt that you work at is siphoning it out of your tank to cut costs

I wish my hubby didn't have to work till 12am tonight.

Granted... but since he was rushing to get home to you he got a speeding ticket, and then you fought about it when he got home.

I wish my husband would stop going bald.

Granted, but his body hair grows so much that it looks like he's wearing a sweater at the beach.
I wish candy bars grew on trees.

Granted... but when you went to go pick some one fell from the tree, hit you right in the temple and you croaked.

I wish I was a genius.

granted but you are a genius in the feild of weed pollination and you use your yard as your testing spots

I wish that my basement was remodeled

Granted, but you are driven insane realizing how corrupt the world is.

I wish I would just work out already!

wagfam- granted, your basement was remodeled to look like a dungeon
sarrawrnaomi- granted, but you pulled a muscle

I wish I had a more interesting job

Granted - you are now a secret agent and travel all over the world, but you can never make any connections with anyone because you will put their life in danger so you are doomed to roam alone...

I wish I could wake up tomorrow at my goal weight.

Granted - you wake up tomorrow at your goal weight, but all of the scales in the world have mysteriously ran out of batteries!

I wish for a raise at work.

Granted, your office is now on the 45th floor and all the elevators are broken

I wish I could have the ability to teleport to anywhere in the world.

Granted... you teleported to a desert and couldn't teleport out.

I wish I was a good cook.

Granted, but then you eat everything you make and ruin your excellent progress.

I wish butter had negative calories.

Granted, but it has 200 grams of fat per serving.

I wish my boobs would go back to C cups, haha.

Granted but now they are on your back :(

I wish money would really grow on trees

Originally Posted by Aclai4067:
wagfam- granted, your basement was remodeled to look like a dungeon
sarrawrnaomi- granted, but you pulled a muscle

I wish I had a more interesting job

I actually did pull a muscle the other day. lol :(

"I wish money would really grow on trees"

Granted, but it turns brown, brittle and unusable the moment you pluck it from the tree.

I wish my coffee would stay warm.

Originally Posted by Lovely:
"I wish money would really grow on trees"

Granted, but it turns brown, brittle and unusable the moment you pluck it from the tree.

I wish my coffee would stay warm.

Granted, but it's so hot it burns your tongue and never cools down.

(is this right?? LOL).

I wish I only had to work part time.

Granted, but your co-workers keep calling out, and your boss keeps telling you that you have to make up their time and come in on your days off.

I wish cheese had no calories.

Granted, the cheese has no calories, with no flavor just a yellow appearence.

I wish I could have a pay raise.

Granted, but inflation makes it useless.

I wish the semester would start now.

Granted, but it's one week long, you have to read 20 books, write 15 research papers and pass 10 tests.

I wish my husband would cook supper tonight!

Granted....Grab that bottle of BEANO

I wish my wife would allow get off this Dr. Who on TV kick

Granted: Remind her (gently) of how easily one can change female sidekicks (as proven by the Doctor) ;)
(then get out of arm's reach :p)

I wish there were more hours in the day.

Granted, you now have far more chores to do, each of them take up the time added to the day.

I wish there were an easier way to get all my grocery bags up three flights of stairs.