Platoon. Sorry for the random comments today. Need to keep busy. Tuff few days. Here ya go.
The ONEderland group started a thread I found HILLARIOUS and motovational... I have to share some of this with you! Go check it out, its like 10 pages long lol.
I WANNA STAY FAT CUZ...
I enjoy having a muffin top in every size pants, even bigger ones!
I don't need to walk by a fun house mirror to look short and fat, I just look in the regular one.
I like when I step on the Wii Fit and it makes the "oooh!" sound.
I love when people think I'm 3/4 months pregnant.
I love having to order clothes because the store ONLY carries one in my size and some one else bought it
I love lying to the DMV about my weight on my driver's license - I dare that lady behind the computer to look me up and down and not say anything.
I love painting my toenails while panting for lack of air. It drys the nail polish quicker.
I love the fact that all plus size clothes are HUGE floral print or BEAUTIFUL paisley! Who doesn't love flowers and "fun" designs!
I enjoy my cankles not fitting in the ankle straps of sandals or being able to zip up calf length boots.
I really enjoy everyone watching me go back to the buffet at Golden Corral three or four times BEFORE hitting the dessert bar. Ha ha skinny minis! I can beat you in an eating contest any day! It's a badge of honor baby!
I don't give a hoot about going to amusement parks. Roller coaster are so uncool nowadays anyway.
Traveling is so much more comfortable when you can fake fastening your seat belt on a plane!
I think it's super hot when my boyfriend drools over any thin attractive actress on TV then has to remind me that he wouldnt rather be with anyone else so I dont rip his head off
Check it out
http://www.3fatchicks.com/forum/100-...t-because.html
1 bunny for every 5lbs lost
1 1/2 days smoke free and on my period ~ thinking not such a brilliant combo lol perhaps I was hasty in being so GUN-HO lol

too bad, Im in the s*it now, gutta sux it up solder!