I'm back. I hate it when I am in the middle of posting...not easy one fingered...and he needs a ride home from school. But hey, it's an easy way for me to pick up $20!
Now

where was I...Oh yea....my "pain"

..my obstacles...
SUNDAY ~ BBQ at church to remember the 9 11 01 tradgedy. Very moving as usual, then we proceed to the BBQ...now it's FREE...ok, so I make a donation anyway

...but it is ALL you can eat too. Now I am really hungry

the little 'ol bowl of oatmeal just don't cut it when you have to eat lunch at 12:30

So as I proceed through the line, my eyes see tri-tip sandwiches on awesome rolls, hamburgers, hot dogs, 2 kinds of potato salad,

deviled

eggs, watermelon, cantaloupe, bags and bags of chips as FAR as the eye could see...oh my Auntie Em....
So...MY pity? In the deal....I walk away with a nice tri-tip sandwich, 1

deviled

egg, one hot dog NO BUN and some watermelon. NO chips...No potato salad...No hamburger....no cupcake...pie...ice cream...no glory!
MONDAY ~ I have 2 doctor appointments in the morning, get my walks in with the dogs and the treadmill, leaving me time to make dinner...this keeps
ANGIE 
happy, since she has to work all day. Well, I make lasagna....awesome lasagna...absolutely forgetting that I cannot have servings for 12 anymore! I have a serving and a half, I guess.

There it sits, the leftovers...all alone and un-touched in the fridge...waiting just ~ waiting for me to
be weak
TUESDAY ~ We have leftover turkey so
ANGIE makes turkey tostados...one of my favorite's...anything mexican food...

I limit my self to 2...I didn't even know you could eat less than 5...ever!
WEDNESDAY ~OK, so I am off work, being the nice guy..

I am I take
ANGIE'S car into the shop. She says she hears a "flapping" sound......I ask her if it might be her
MOUTH?....my head still hurts

Anyway, they tell me a couple of hours, so I take off walking...5 miles later ending back at the shop I spot a SUBWAY across the parking lot. Being very hungry from all the miles I go over to get lunch. The 12 year old behind the counter...why was he working there on a school day...

Asks me "What can I getcha dude?"...getcha dude...OK...well I answer back, "I will take the BLT on sourdough, load the veggies and cheese and give me the
double bacon, bag of potato chips and a large Dr. Pepper:....somehow it came out "I will have the turkey breast
salad with no cheese, extra lettuce and tomato, no dressing just a little oil and salt and pepper with a
water."...........
WHAT!? in the heck happened?
WEDNESDAY DINNER ~Again, my turn to cook,
ANGIE has yoga after work so I suggest hot dogs...not one of her favorite's, but she plays along. I make the Hebrew National 50 calorie ones from the fridge...looking the Nathan dogs (pre Gary's better choices journey) in there right in the "eye"...

Anyway, I cut up a watermelon and throw on a can of Bushe's beans...oh...and grab the bag of Wavy Lays in the garage pantry...for knucklehead nephew and
Angie. I "load" haha

haha my plate with one hot dog on a bun, one plain hot dog no bun, a scop of beans, a little watermelon and...are you ready for this?...
12 chips! that is what is called...are you ready for this?....
a serving! ~ Heck I always thought a
serving of chips was as many as I could eat in one sitting out of the bag!!...one

freakin' serving...what a

joke!
I refuse to drag you down my
PITY PARTY TRAIL anymore today....
PARTY ON ~ YOU PITIFUL GUESTS!